Cowboys (Kauboji) (Kauboji)

Come and get your deodorants and perfumes, we're almost out!

Nail polish! Come on!

I don't know if that's a good idea. I've just run away from that.

To start it up again here... - Did you go to the house?

I'll need some time to fix it up. - That's not why I'm asking.

You know you can stay at the hotel as long as you want.

You saw how booked up we are?

I have to go to a meeting.

You just... get some rest and sleep...

We'll prepare everything for you and then we'll see what we'll do.

You just show up and leave the rest to me.

Let's start... Your name?

Javor Borovec. - Bruno Maric.

Ivan Horvat. - That's your name? - Yes.

Domagoj... Strbac.

Miodrag P. Osmanovic.

What's P. For? - What P.?

OK... For starters, tell me why you applied for this audition.

First of all, I'm glad you asked. It's a very interesting question.

Because I like... auditions.

I'm good with handy work.

I've done all kinds of things in my life.

And it was always useful so I thought, I should try...

I like it when there's dancing, acting... when it's lively, you know.

Tell me who's your favorite actor and why.

You're asking me, right?

No, I'm asking that lady behind you. Hello?

Hello?

I'm sure you noticed that I smiled.

It's hard to say these days...

A large range of characters... For example, Robby Bobby De Niro.

He's the most natural one, right? - Of course, I'm asking you!

What's with you? You're acting as if you're crazy.

Next. - Pardon?

Acting experience? - What?

Various. - Various?

Yes... - For example?

Well, I've done some amateur stuff... at home and...

You've acted before? Maybe in school? - No.

I have... - Let's hear it, please.

You're not alone here, others are waiting.

Tell me, do you have acting experience?

Turn around, look at me and take that hat off!

No, please don't make me take my hat off, because the devil will come out.

Oh my... Acting experience? Any acting experience so far?

At the moment, I don't know... No. - At the moment? - At the moment no.

Tell me, please, the name of the role you've played. - The role...

The name of the role you've played.

Richard III.

Can I light up? - No way.

I would like to play roles of heroes.

Tell me the title of a film that played a significant role in your life.

Bravo. You got me there nicely.

Look, as I'm a seasoned film buff,

I can easily say The English Patient.

Miracle In Milan.

You know it, when...

He says, hey, he's here... But he's not. He goes over there.

Everybody hop, hop, hop...

Come on, he's here now, they say.

Sing something for me now.

A song?

No.

Of course, a song! What's wrong with

you? What else could you sing? - Right.

Just a second... - Just give me your contact info, address or a phone number

so that we can reach you. - 0946383333.

I can give you the land line number or if you want my e-mail address...

I'm a subtenant at the moment.

What did you bring with you?

The perfumes? - Yes. - Deodorant? You want one?

What have you got? - It's fantastic. I'll show you...

Look at it. Rakaan. Smells heavenly.

097... - There are no

097 numbers... - No...

Can I let you know in couple of days? I'll know then where I'm staying.

Are you fucking with me? - Who...?

I did it all wrong...

You're staying for a while? - I don't know.

You're not very talkative.

And I can tell you haven't been drinking... for a while.

When it comes to drinking, there are only two kinds of people.

Those who are starting and those who are quitting.

I can tell that you're not a drunk.

I'm afraid I don't fit into your theory. - There are no people like that.

Some just can't muster enough courage to admit which group they belong to.

Thanks for your effort, but can I please have this drink in peace? OK?

Thank you very much.

Hello. Please come in.

Hello. - Hello. - My respects! - Same here.

Please, come in.

Just take the chairs and bring them closer.

Hi. - Hi.

The chairs, guys.

Shall we?

Let me introduce myself... My name is Sasa Anlokovic...

Sasa...!

As I said, my name is Sasa Anlokovic and I'm the head of this project.

I'll cut straight to the chase. All of you passed the audition!

Just because you were the only ones who applied for it.

I really expected a better turnout. That there would be more people.

That I could work the way I usually do. With people in the second round etc.

But what can we do...

Here's what...

Sasa...

Have you met each other?

I'll be right back, and you introduce yourselves, explore the space...

Warm up the space and I'll be right back!

So, guys, we'll be working together for a while, right?

A bit of acting and stuff...

Hey, mom, I got in.

I'm on the top of the list. Yes...

You too...

I said, I love you too.

I have to go and work now. Kiss, bye.

We're in. No worries. It's fine.

You are... Dominik? - Yes... No... Domagoj, but it's OK.

And you? - I'm fine. - I meant, what's your name?

Bruno. - Hi, I'm Miodrag. - Nice to meet you.

'Ello!

Hello.

Come o'er! Don't be scar'd!

The electricity went out. - They said it would.

The kid's turned it off!

I've torn this up here...

Hello.

What do you want from us?

No idea.

You need Mrs. Katica from the desk upstairs. - Why are you yelling?

Yes, you go and pick up the form.

I don't understand. Go around Thursday. Go and pick up the form.

Guys, how much longer...?

Hey, boy! Why don't you take a seat?

Why are you whistling as if he was a mutt?

Hi. Excuse me.

No problem, Sasa, we just explored the space and...

What? - Yes? - Everything's

here on my pad... - What?

The electricity went out. - Well, not exactly.

Who's that? - Sasa, in my humble opinion, he's the brother-in-law

of the girl from the section desk.

- He's a bit deaf... - Something's wrong.

Hello? Excuse me, who are looking for?

'Ello! - Hello.

You're this...

Running this...

We've already been through this.

My child, why did you come here?

For the show! - The show!

The show!

But, honey, I can't take you.

You don't know how to speak, nobody understands you...

Don't say that... - What was your name again?

Marica Krmpotic. - Marica...

- And my brother Jura... - Great.

I'm really glad. You two go home now and when we do the show,

we'll invite you to the premiere...

I promise you'll be in the front row...

I'm sure that you're clever and that you can learn,

but I can't take you, nobody

understands you... - Don't say that...

OK, please...

What do you think?

What? That's all right with me...

You know what they say, there's place for everyone, if we...

Get along. - What?

I think we could take her.

We could use an actress for the show.

I would agree with colleague Bruno. I'm with you.

Are you crazy?

I knew right away that it was a bad idea.

Calm down. - Please, how can

I do the show with 5.5 people?

And what people? 5.5 idiots, and none of them has ever been to a theater!

Man, look, calm down. - You calm down!

Calm down, come and see tomorrow with what idiots I'm doing the show!

And then tell me to calm down!

I don't know what you expected.

But no one expects of them to become real actors.

And no one asks of you to create a masterpiece.

The main thing is that you're here, that people get their chance

and that after 12 years our town gets a theater show.

And it's best for you to accept it like that.

Get it?

So, no theater experience. Do you at least read anything?

When we have time. - Yeah, right.

You don't have a cinema here. - No.

You have nothing. What do you have?

What are you doing here? Just

staring... Do you have TVs? - Yes.

You do? I can't believe it! All of you? - Yes.

Miodrag, you have a TV? - Yes.

I've just switched to Grunding.

You've switched to Grunding?

- Yes. - Well done. I'm speechless.

The rest of you? You watch TV? Which shows? - Newscasts.

Great, but please keep quiet from now on. Let the others speaks.

Do you like watching

movies? - Yes. - What kind?

Is there a genre you prefer? Domagoj?