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COME ON, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

LET ME SEE, PLEASE LET ME SEE.

COME ON, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE. -NO, NO ,NO.

LET ME. CAN I JUST--

NO, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.

VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.

JESUS.

TONY! HI!

WHOOOOO!

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

DAMN.

COME ON.

HURRY.

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

WHERE'S YOUR STUFF?

-IT'S OVER BY THE LIFEGUARD TOWER.

RACE YOU THERE.

OKAY.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.

GO, GO, GO!

FIRST.

I WAS FIRST.

WHO WAS IT?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT WAS A TIE.

THIS IS ZINA.

ZINA THIS IS MITCH BU--

THIS IS MY DAD.

I KNOW IT'S NOT OFFICIAL YET,

BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

SAME HERE, ZINA.

-WE'RE GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL.

ZINA'S IN FOURTH GRADE, TOO.

REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.

-DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH US?

-SURE, LET ME GO ASK MY MOM. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

THANKS, YOU TOO.

SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL, HUH?

YEAH, SHE'S REALLY COOL.

I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND MY AGE BEFORE.

MY MOM AND I NEVER STAYED IN ONE PLACE LONG ENOUGH

FOR ME TO MAKE ANY REAL FRIENDS.

I JUST HOPE SHE LIKES ME.

I'M SURE SHE DOES.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GET STARTED ON LUNCH.

I'M GONNA CHECK MY WATER ONE MORE TIME,

AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR SUIT ON IN THE SHOWER.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

-WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

-WE HAVE A MATCH RACE WITH SOUTH BAY COMING UP.

-I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A BAYWATCH SAILING TEAM.

-YEAH, WELL THERE HASN'T BEEN ONE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS.

I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE GOOD FOR MORALE IF WE COMPETED AGAIN.

GEES!

-CAROLINE! -

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE?

YOU WANNA BRING 'EM IN?

-I'M RECRUITING FOR THE BAYWATCH SAILING TEAM.

WE'RE GOING TO THE MARINA AFTER WORK.

CODY, CAN WE PLEASE TURN AROUND NOW?

JUST A SECOND.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

-THERE, YOU GOT THAT SAND IN THE TOWER.

-WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? -ME?

-IT WAS HER IDEA. NO, IT WASN'T!

-IT WAS HER IDEA. IT WAS. REALLY?

IT WAS. IT WAS.

YUCK! YOU'RE HISTORY!

YUCK!

-WOO! -ALL RIGHT, JOEY! WOO!

HOW YOU DOING?

-HEY. HI.

HEY. MITCH.

HEY, WHAT'S SHAKIN'?

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YA.

OH YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?

-WELL, I'M REVIVING THE BAYWATCH SAILING TEAM.

AND AS I RECALL,

YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO JIBE AND TACK WITH THE BEST OF 'EM.

-THE OPERATIVE WORDS HERE ARE "USED TO."

SORRY, BUT MY PLATE IS PRETTY FULL.

I THOUGHT SO.

I JUST FIGURED I'D ASK.

WOO!

LOOK AT HER RIDE THAT WAVE.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER.

WHEN DOES THE ADOPTION COME THROUGH?

-ACTUALLY, WE SIGN THE PAPERS AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

THAT'S GREAT.

SHE'S A VERY LUCKY GIRL, YOU KNOW?

I FEEL PRETTY LUCKY MYSELF.

-WELL, I BETTER GET TO THE MARINA.

-WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW TEAM.

YOU TOO.

THANKS.

UGH, YUCK!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER CONVINCED ME TO DO THIS.

STEPH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SAILBOATS.

I'M NOT GONNA BE MUCH HELP.

JUST LIKE AROUND THE HOUSE.

HA, HA, HA.

-YOU REALIZE WE'RE GONNA NEED AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE

TO CREW A BOAT THIS SIZE?

-YOU THINK ANYBODY ELSE IS GONNA SHOW UP?

I DON'T KNOW.

-WELL, DID ANYBODY ELSE SAY THEY WERE GOING TO?

NO.

-WE'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO ROUND SOMEBODY UP.

-OH MY GOD, QUICK, HIT THE POOP DECK!

UH-OH, IT'S NEELY.

-CAROLINE, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TRY AND GET ALONG.

FINE, I WILL TRY.

BUT, I AM NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES.

AHOY, SKIPPER.

PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?

PERMISSION GRANTED. HOP IN.

HERE, CODY.

THANK YOU.

SURE.

HEY, NEWMIE. HOW ARE YA?

STEPH.

LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.

I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES,

AND I'M NOT HERE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

I'M HERE TO WIN. PERIOD.

ARE YOU IN AGREEMENT WITH ME?

100%

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PLACE SHIPSHAPE.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, TWO PAIRS, READ 'EM AND WEEP.

NOT SO FAST.

THREE JAKES

-HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING, NOT PLAYING CARDS.

COME ON NOW.

-AT LEAST WE'RE NOT WATCHING TV.

WHAT DO YA GOT THERE?

WHERE?

RIGHT THERE.

-WHERE? RIGHT THERE.

OH, RIGHT THERE.

OH, YOU MEAN THIS.

WELL, THIS IS A DOLL.

YOU SEE I HAVE A FRIEND WHO MAKES VERY PRETTY DOLLS,

AND I TOLD HER I HAVE A BRAND NEW DAUGHTER,

SO I THOUGHT I'D BRING IT HOME FOR YOU.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

-I THOUGHT SHE WOULD FIT IN REAL WELL

IN YOUR NEW ROOM.

THANKS, DAD.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

-I'LL GET IT. -NO, NO IT'S OKAY, I KNOW WHO IT IS, IT'S RYAN.

YOUR DETECTIVE PARTNER?

WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

-SHE IS WORKING WITH A LAWYER ON YOUR NEW ADOPTION.

HEY, COME ON IN.

HEY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT FACE. WHAT'S WRONG?

JOEY HAS RELATIVES.

WHAT?

-HER MOTHER'S PARENTS ARE ALIVE.

WE LOCATED THEM IN MILWAUKEE.

THEY HAD NO IDEA THAT THEIR DAUGHTER HAD DIED,

AND THEY'RE FLYING IN TOMORROW TO PICK UP JOEY.

JUST LIKE THAT?

I JUST GOTTA GIVE HER UP?

I'VE GOT NO SAY IN THIS?

-YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUR LAWYER SAYS.

ACCORDING TO THE LAW, MITCH, THEY GET CUSTODY.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

-AND WHEN THE PRINCESS LEANED OVER TO KISS THE FROG,

THE FROG TURNED INTO A BEAUTIFUL PRINCE.

DO YOU WANT TO READ WITH US?

I'D LOVE TO, UHM...

WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

-WHAT? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

-NO, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

WELL, THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?