Hawaii Five-0

Hey, it's the Hawaiian 105 Kolohe Krew,

Shannon Scott and Mele Apana,

with you on this Aloha Saturday.

Hey, for those of you keeping track,

it's day number five of this epic heat wave,

and it looks like it's gonna be another scorcher!

You know, I got 9:00 a.m. on the clock

and a hundred on the mercury, and it's-- ooh--

it's getting even hotter and hotter.

I know, baby, but don't count on

running that AC all day because city officials

are predicting even more...

Trust me, dude, I'd do the same if I could.

... as the electric grid is, you know...

- Pushed to the max! - Pushed to the max!

So stay indoors, stay hydrated,

but most importantly,

stay tuned right here to Da Kolohe Krew on Hawaiian 105...

K-I-N-E.

Hey, genius, we're all in the same traffic here!

Oh, no, that's great. Keep doing it. Keep honking.

Is that working out for you? We moving? Great.

...this quarter, they need to score on this drive.

Hey.

Comfortable? Yeah. Um...

Hope you don't mind.

I-I didn't know that you were gonna come in on a Saturday,

so I-I thought I'd stop by and catch up on some paperwork.

You know? Gets a little bit crazy during the week.

Your AC's broken, isn't it?

Yeah, you got me, uh...

There ain't no AC at McGarrett's house.

The best you're gonna get there is

you open up the front door and back door

and you pray to God for a draft to come through.

Yeah, well, I was hoping to camp out here, too, but McGarrett

just called as I was coming in; HPD is completely stretched thin

with 9-1-1 calls. They need us to help out, so...

You know, it makes sense. Crime spikes during heat waves.

Can we not pretend that that is some well-established fact?

Well, it-it is.

What, you never heard of that? It-it's because...

Could you be more of a condescending jerk right now?

Okay, short tempers, all right?

Sometimes, when it gets a little bit hot,

people get a little bit...

So, how's that? Huh?

It's good, huh?

Yes, I like that a lot. Thank you.

All right, let's go. Duty calls.

Uh, yeah, okay, just give me a minute.

I'm just gonna finish something up here.

All right, well, I'll wait. Let's go.

Actually, why-why don't you just meet me downstairs?

I'll be real quick, two seconds.

You're not wearing pants, are you?

Underwear?

Oh, my God.

No. No. No.

No. No.

That's my chair!

Radiator's fried.

Call for a tow.

Today? In this heat? We'll be here for hours.

Hey. You can't leave me in here.

Please.

I can't breathe.

You said it yourself. It's gonna be a while.

I guess we can't just let her bake in there.

There. Don't move.

She needs water.

I'll go knock on the door.

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You're starting with the salmon?

Yeah, I'm starting with the salmon.

It was closest to the door.

Right, but it's half the price of the fillet.

You don't think we should get

the most expensive items on ice first?

So should I start with the lobster?

Sure. Maybe. I don't know.

Prioritize. You know what I mean?

Oh, oh, okay. So then, should I go lobster, fillet,

tuna, salmon, crab, or

should I go lobster, fillet,

crab, tuna, salmon?

And then, what about the, uh, wagyu meatballs?

- Where do they go? - Wagyu meatballs? -Yeah. Where do they go?

Wagyu meatballs go in the trash

with the rest of the inventory unless you stop yapping

and start bringing food out here. - Why is everything

a life or death with you?

It's not life and death. It's not life and death.

Everything, it's the end of the world.

Power went out a half an hour ago.

Yeah, so what's your point?

My point is that we have a beautiful commercial freezer.

Okay? We paid a lot of money for it. You heard the salesman.

We got 24 hours; the stuff will keep temperature

if the power goes out.

Salesman? Like a salesman never lies?

All I'm saying is we don't know

how long these blackouts are gonna last.

Well, then it's good we have ice.

Lots of it, right?

Hey, Kamekona.

Looks like I'm just in time for the wet T-shirt contest.

Hi, Kamekona. Nice hat.

You know it. I'm calling it the KameCooler.

- Ah. - If you want to preorder one,

Kickstarter's going live next week.

I don't know what that means.

Who are these two?

Hired muscle.

You think I was gonna do manual labor in this heat?

That's great. Freezer's that way, boys.

Not for you, for me.

Boys, freezer's that way.

What?

I've been stockpiling ice for the past few weeks.

Ah. Well, that explains

why there's half a glacier in there.

Okay, whatever. As long as you leave enough for us to

fill these coolers. We're trying to save our perishables here.

Usually I'll say this is a "you" problem.

Seeing that I'm a partner

in this venture, I'll help you guys out this one time.

Oh, that's very generous. Thank you.

Just know, this act of charity

is cutting into my profits today.

This kind of weather?

Huge spike in the customers at the shave ice truck.

And I'm the only game in town

with enough product to meet the demand.

A smart businessman always plans ahead.

They don't call me the Oracle of Oahu for nothing.

Excuse me, who calls you the Oracle of Oahu?

These two, for starters.

They don't count; they're indentured servants.

Smart. You need to hydrate today.

Yeah, uh, I wouldn't worry about him.

He's been on that thing like a baby with a bottle.

Maybe you should get yourself a bottle because you're sweating

like an animal. Maybe if you move

with just a little urgency instead of sitting down

every two minutes watering yourself like a plant,

you'd actually break a sweat.

That's kind of funny.

You should do some comedy, some stand-up here.

I think, maybe, like, at the end

of the night, when we want people to leave.

That's good, that's funny, too.

I'm supposed to be the silent partner in this.

You two should try it sometime.

He doesn't know how to be silent. Are you kidding me?

Compared to you, I'm a monk.

A monk-- your phone's loud.

Even your phone's loud.

McGarrett.

Pua.

Who were the officers?

Sergeant Skip Wendall and Lieutenant Pete Avea.

All right, well, what do you think so far?

Far as we can piece together,

the officers were transporting a female perp, Tracy Benson,

back to the station when their car overheated.

Looks like they pulled over, Benson somehow got loose,

shot them both with Avea's service weapon.

Okay, who's the third body?

Motorcyclist.

We believe he stumbled onto the crime scene.

Then the shooter used his bike to get away.

I pulled the registration, got an APB out on the bike.

What do we know about this Benson?

Taking out two cops like this,

while she's handcuffed?

That's not within the skill set of your average perp.

No, it's not.

Which is why it's strange she came back completely clean.

No priors.

Okay, what did she get picked up for this morning?

Assault charge.

Apparently, she got into it

with the superintendent at her building.

It doesn't make sense.

No priors, she would've made bail.

She'd be out in a couple hours.

Why was she so desperate to escape custody

that she guns down two cops in cold blood?