The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (Moartea domnului Lazarescu)

Come and eat.

Eat, Marioara.

You don't like it?

Eat... That's all I've got!

Miss, I got a headache.

I've been suffering from headache and throwing up for 4 days now.

It can't be the stomach.

Aspirins, painkillers, Extraveral and Distonocalm.

I told you, I've got a headache.

Yes, I drink. Like every man.

I drank a bit today...

Not much. I don't drink much.

You get 63rd...

Fetesti Road, number 2. Building F4.

Second floor, Room 17.

Lazarescu Dante Remus.

Yes, I am home.

Thank you. I wish you a good night.

In sea, only hunting fish exist.

Polenta is a good bait for small fish.

Big fish eats small fish.

Polenta though, is not a good bait for sea.

He said he came for the sea wind.

Sea wind is good but not without fishing anything...

If you don't fish votes... We didn't get this.

Chiahantu is a honorable man. His words are serious and perfect.

You would expect to coil Timisoara people...

...and to get the 90% of the votes.

In Timisoara he didn't win.

Miss, it's me again.

The ambulance...

It's me, Lazarescu...

Tell your colleague that 14 years ago I had an operation for stomach ulcer.

I got a foot problem too... but it's not that serious.

I am thinking that the headache is caused by the stomach.

Lazarescu, Road Fetesti 2.

Understood.

I don't think it's serious, but I would like some specialist's opinion.

Thank you. I will be waiting for you.

The operation is causing me pain, kitty.

You don't care.

Compote!

What's up Misu?

And you...

Have you been hanging around all day?

Kitty. Sit down kitty.

Damn!

Close, god damn it!

Where are you going kitty?

Madam de Popantur?

Muscalu's Home? Virgil is that you?

How are you?

Is Eva there?

I didn't forget! That's why I called!

You, my sister...

I sent the money today... You will get them tomorrow.

When I get my pension... I will give it to you.

That's better, isn't it?

Will you call Eva?

I said I would send them the first day of the month, and that's what I did.

May I speak to Eva?

Of course I will wait. I won't go anywhere.

How are you, sister?

That's why I wanted us to talk.

Why didn't you tell me that you talked with Bianca?

You told me, when I asked you.

You know I am right.

She is calling only you.

I'm sure she's calling you more often.

Ulcher is irritating.

What's with you and alcohol? Alcohol doesn't cause ulcher.

I am drinking with my own money.

Did you hear me, Eva?

Elcus is caused by the bacterial.

Do you see? You learned something new.

No, Eva. I have no idea.

I was operated 14 years ago, and I have no idea.

You should know better than doctors.

Please stop the preaching.

Did you hear Eva? Stop preaching and stop whining.

You don't want it either.

I don't know.

Perhaps you don't feel like talking to me anymore.

Only Virgil picks the phone lately.

We will do whatever you want.

Thank you and your husband for the money.

Leave me alone with my elcus and talk with Bianca.

Go on and gossip about how much I drink.

I do it with my money after all.

Do you hear Eva? With my own money!

Bye.

Thank you very much.

Hello! - What happened?

- You've got the oven gloves. - Just a second.

Should I put this at the balcony?

Leave it on the tiles, next to the tree.

Smaranta, tie your shoelaces.

What is going on? You don't feel so well?

I am sorry miss Michaela.

I called an ambulance.

Till it's here, can you give me an Distonocalm?

I will take a look, but I don't think I have one.

If you drank, headache is caused by the alcohol.

You drank. You smell.

Take a look please.

I will pay for it.

Money is not the problem.

Headache started before I drank.

We don't have strong painkillers.

We don't buy such things.

I am going to see if I have Distonocalm.

What's up Romika? Stomach pain or pancreas this time?

You have to stop drinking!

Throw the bottle away!

Stop drinking, otherwise it will kill you!

I threw up 4 times today, because of the aspirin.

I can't stand it anymore.

Do you want Metoclopramide or a cabbage juice?

I called the ambulance and I thought about taking a pill.

Ambulance on Saturday? You think they will come?

They will get all your money! Drug prices are crazy.

You need to take a rest my friend. Sleep and drink cabbage juice.

Relax, otherwise it won't pass.

I didn't find Distonocalm, but I brought Diclofenac.

I have Diclofenac too.

I don't know what to say.

- I will give you one. - It's not good for ulcers. Take a look.

We buy only homeopathetical drugs.

You want this? - I wanted Distonocalm.

You give him Diclofenac? The man is throwing up all day.

I didn't know this. I will bring Metrocropmide.

When I drink, I rub my hands and it's gone.

What are you doing?

Do you want to start a fire?

Switch it off and leave it.

It didn't get burned.

You did it again!

I burned myself! Damn saucepan!

Will you bring the pills?

Be careful, Romika.

First of all drinking causes nausea, and hurts your stomach.

And secondly, you don't drink good. You mix the drinks.

Don't mix them.

You smell badly. What did you drink? Arsenic?

Will you give them to me?

They are not good for you. You have ulcers.

You should eat first.

Tell your father, I need the drilling machine.

He should bring it to me, when he is done with it.

I will tell him. - Don't forget it.

I am asking for my things now.

Romika, you take one now...

...and one more tomorrow morning with the coffee.

Make a hot bath, eat something and take the pill.

Make a hot bath, otherwise it's useless.

You should move yourself to get rid of the alcohol.

Santu, I was feeling good and now I feel sick!

I will take you to bed...

My stomach hurt from ulcers and now I've got a headache too.

Both stomach ache and headache!

Let me get you in there, to lay.

Calmly...

One more car accident in the national road.

Truck driver slept while driving and got in the other side of the road...

...and crashed with a tourist bus. 166

The crash result was a car pileup.

7 people died, and 29 injured.

Were you watching? Does it matter that I switched it off?

How long does it take for the money to go to Targu Mures?

I don't know... some days probably.

In the post office, they told me they will arrive tomorrow.

Tomorrow is Sunday.

Yes it's true.

You better sleep.

I can't sleep.

Is she fixing the pill now?

Cats smell bad!

Aren't you sleeping mechanic?

Give me your glasses.

That's better. So he won't break them.

Can you bring me a glass of water?

Look how dirty it is. Shall I bring one of ours?

Put some water in it, to drink his pill.

You cheat death!

You know what they say...

The make-up won't save you, if you don't know to speak.

If you have no manners.

I think that the aspirin causes the pain.

Do you like quince? - I feel weak.

Don't you feel better laying on your bed?

You will sleep and you will be fine.

Look what you did to me.

You told me that my finger is fine.

Look carefully.

It's swollen. Don't act like you don't see it!

It's a bit swollen!

Let's go.

You should finish what you start.

You left the saucepan.

I ruined my fingers and burned the cake!