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LUCAS, CHECK OUT THAT COAST GUARD CUTTER.

-THEY MAY BE AFTER US, THEY'RE TURNING OUR WAY.

I SAY WE MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

-YEAH WELL THEIR RADAR'S NOT LOCKED ONTO US.

WE'RE DEAD.

WE'RE NOT DEAD.

-THEY'RE GONNA BOARD AND SEARCH THE BOAT NAOMI,

THEY'RE GONNA FIND A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF COCAINE.

HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THAT, HUH?

-I'M GONNA TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE A REALLY HEAVY USER.

OH, VERY FUNNY.

HEY HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT LUCAS,

THEY WON'T FIND ANYTHING IF THEY DO BOARD US.

NOW, WE MARK THE COORDINATES,

AND COME BACK TOMORROW.

LOOK, YOU IDIOT THEY'RE TURNING AWAY,

THEY WEREN'T EVEN AFTER US.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT, GO.

-THEY'VE BEEN DOWN THERE FOR 45 MINUTES,

THAT'S CUTTING IT PRETTY CLOSE ON A 3,000 POUND TANK.

-WELL PART OF THE DRILL IS KEEPING YOUR COOL

WHEN YOUR TANK IS DEPLETED.

-DO YOU THINK STEPHANIE'S TEACHING HIM

HOW TO BUDDY BREATHE?

SHE BETTER NOT.

UH-OH.

HOW WAS IT DOWN THERE?

AWESOME.

-HEY, CODY, HOW COME YOU CUT SHORT THE SEARCH?

'CAUSE I FOUND THIS.

WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE TO YOU GUYS?

LOOKS LIKE GOLD TO ME.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

-IT LOOKS LIKE AN OATMEAL COOKIE.

-IF THAT'S A SPANISH DOUBLOON, IT'S LIKE WORTH A FORTUNE.

-CODY, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRAINING EXERCISE,

NOT A TREASURE HUNT.

-IT CAUGHT MY EYE WHILE I WAS SEARCHING THE BOTTOM.

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, LEAVE IT THERE?

LET ME SEE THAT.

WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE DOWN THERE,

LIKE AN OLD SHIPWRECK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

-I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT I CAME UP

RIGHT AFTER I FOUND IT.

-LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF OXIDIZED METAL.

OR FOOL'S GOLD.

-PLEASE. -I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET THAT CHECKED OUT.

-STEPHANIE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY TURQUOISE NECKLACE?

NO.

I PUT IT ON THIS HOOK.

YOU SURE?

-POSITIVE, IT'S MY FAVORITE NECKLACE.

I ALWAYS KEEP IT HERE.

I THINK SOMEBODY'S TAKEN IT.

-NEELY, LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS HERE.

IT MUST BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

IT'S NOT, I HAVE LOOKED.

IT'S GONE, STEPHANIE.

JUST LIKE C.J.'S SILVER CHOKER, IT DISAPPEARED LAST WEEK.

HOW ABOUT CAROLINE'S BRACELET?

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD NEVER TAKE THIS RING OFF MY FINGER.

YEAH.

-HEY, STEPH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOOTHBRUSH IN THERE?

NO, WHY IS IT MISSING?

-YEAH, I THOUGHT C.J. MIGHT HAVE BORROWED IT.

-OH, SO YOU TWO ARE SHARING A TOOTHBRUSH NOW.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER.

IT'S JUST THAT THE OLYMPIC TRAINING CAMP

STARTS IN TWO WEEKS.

WELL, I'LL BE READY.

I MEAN HELL, I'M READY RIGHT NOW.

-I KNOW, I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU STAY FOCUSED.

DON'T WORRY.

-HEY STEPHANIE. YEAH?

-THEY NEED YOU UPSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, LYNCH.

HEY, DON'T FORGET YOU 00 CURFEW.

OKAY, MOM.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY TOOTHBRUSH?

SO, HOW WAS YOUR WORKOUT?

UH, IT WAS OKAY.

-WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD,

I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. -NO I'M EXHAUSTED, THAT'S ALL.

I MEAN THE OLYMPICS ARE AROUND THE CORNER

AND I'VE JUST BEEN TRAINING REALLY...

REALLY HARD, THAT'S ALL.

OH, I DON'T WANNA DISTRACT YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE IN TRAINING,

AND I'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO DISTRACT YOU.

-NO, NO, C.J., C.J., REALLY, IT'S NOT, IT'S FINE.

OKAY, I'LL WASH YOUR BACK.

OH, NO, YOU KNOW-- I CAN'T DO THIS.

I DON'T WANT TO DISTRACT YOU. -C.J., COME HERE.

IT'S OKAY, I WON'T BITE.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

-I'D LIKE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S UNDERNEATH ALL THIS CRUD.

HE THINKS IT'S A SPANISH DOUBLOON.

IS THAT SO?

WELL DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP TOO HIGH.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU GOT HERE, BOY.

IT AIN'T NO COIN, LADDIE. IT'S A MEDALLION.

BACK IN THE 1700'S, THE SPANIARD WORE THIS AROUND HIS NECK

TO SHOW THAT HE WAS A GENTLEMAN.

AT ONE END WAS A SHARPENED TIP,

AND HE USED THAT TO CLEAN HIS TEETH.

THE OTHER END WAS A LITTLE SCOOP TO CLEAN OUT THE EARS.

-WELL HOW MUCH IS THE EAR-SCOOPER WORTH?

-NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH FOR THIS LASS.

CUTS RIGHT TO THE CHASE.

I'LL GIVE YOU $3,000 CASH, AND NOT A PENNY MORE.

$3,000?

WE'LL TAKE IT!

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

WHAT?

-COME ON. COME ON, COME ON.

LET'S GO. -YEAH.

3,500 IS MY FINAL OFFER!

COME ON.

-I HOPE THAT WAS PART OF A NEGOTIATING PLOY.

CODY, $3,500, THAT COULD PAY

FOR NEXT SEMESTER'S ENTIRE TUITION.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D WALK AWAY FROM THAT.

MAYBE I JUST GOT LUCKY.

MAYBE FINDING THIS WAS A MILLION IN ONE SHOT.

AND AGAIN, WHAT IF IT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICE BURG?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT IF THERE'S MORE?

WHAT IF THERE'S AN OLD SHIP DOWN THERE FILLED WITH GOLD?

-JUST BECAUSE YOU FOUND THAT LITTLE MEDALLION

DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE GONNA FIND BURIED TREASURE.

IT'S PROBABLY BEEN FLOATING AROUND

IN THE CURRENT FOR 200 YEARS.

IT PROBABLY CAME FROM A SHIPWRECK

ABOUT HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD.

-OR, IT COULD HAVE COME FROM A SPANISH GALLEON

THAT SUNK RIGHT HERE IN THE BAY.

YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT?

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THAT.

I DO.

SEE YOU LATER.

-HEY, NEWMIE, HAVE YOU LOST ANY PERSONAL ITEMS

IN THE LOCKER ROOM LATELY?

-JUST MY HAIR, BUT I ALWAYS CLEAN OUT THE DRAIN.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

-HEY LISTEN, I HEARD ABOUT YOUR CRIME WAVE.

I'LL KEEP AN EYE PEALED.

THANKS A LOT.

I WAS HOPING TO FIND YOU HERE.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

-MY TURQUOISE NECKLACE IS MISSING.

I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

-WELL IF I FOUND IT DON'T YOU THINK