3 Ninjas

I want to do it!

No, I'm supposed to!

Get out of here!

Would you guys shut up? Just go.

Last summer looked like another great summer

with our grandfather.

Me and my brothers...

My brothers and I.

Whatever!

We spent most of our time training to be ninja masters

at our grandpa's cabin.

Yeah, when most kids are at some stupid camp,

my 2 younger brothers... and I...

Studied with our Japanese grandfather.

Most mornings began the same way.

He'd wake us up with a different test,

which I was always ready for.

So was I.

- So was I! - Yeah, right!

Grandpa's a kind of a goofball in a way,

but when it comes to martial arts and stuff,

he's pretty cool.

Yeah! Like he'd slaughter 50 guys in 2 seconds.

Shut up. You shut up!

Just go!

We've been training since we were really little.

You're still really little.

Jerk!

With all our ninja training,

we thought we were ready to be ninjas.

Well, it's a good thing that we were,

because that was the summer that we would never forget.

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Heh heh!

Hyah!

Hyaaah!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyaaah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyaaah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Ooowww!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Whoa!

Yoo-hoo! Up here!

Ha ha ha!

Grandpa, how'd you do that?

Next time, try attacking in a nonsmoking section.

Man, we almost had you.

Yeah, we almost had you!

Had me? Ah, Michael!

What? If I hadn't stopped the car,

you would've been called pancake by now.

Heh! You would've stopped.

Ok, guys, what now?

Let's attack him again.

Ah! 2 lessons you have to learn from this battle.

Number 1... never attack unless you're gonna win.

And lesson 2?

Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns.

Ooh!

Ok.

Grandpa, where'd you get that ugly mask?

This mask my father gave to me

on my day of names,

and I will continue this tradition with you.

The day of names?

We've already got names, grandpa.

Ah, you may have family names,

but not ninja names.

All right... Samuel.

Sir.

From this day forward until forever,

you shall be known as Rocky,

because you are strong, solid,

and cool as granite rock.

Awesome. Yes.

Jeffrey. Ah, you are fast and free,

spirit of the young wild horse.

You shall be known as Colt.

Colt?

Humph.

That's cool.

What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer?

Or how about Super Killer?

How about Super Dork?

Shut up, spaz.

Little one,

since your energy begins and ends

with your tummy,

you shall be known as Tum Tum!

Tum Tum!

Ha ha ha!

I can't wait to show these to dad.

He'll hate 'em.

Grandpa, will our dad be home tomorrow when we get back?

Well...

He's a busy man...

In a very troublesome job, Tum Tum.

We're almost there.

Hyah!

On time, as promised.

It is a pleasure to do business

with you, Mr. Snyder.

Now, on behalf of the people of my country,

I would like to say

You're under arrest.

Freeze, Snyder! FBI!

Heh heh heh heh!

Hold your fire! Give it up, Snyder!

You got nowhere to go.

A surprise. Heh heh heh heh heh!

I love surprises. Heh heh heh heh!

The FBI! Whoo! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Nice of you to drop in.

Freeze!

Get up.

On the wall.

All right, freeze, Snyder!

It's over! Heh heh heh!

Don't move a muscle!

I'd love to stay and chat,

but I've gotta fly.

Ha ha ha!

Sam!

Agent Green is ok, and we got everything.

We got guns, the mortars.

It's like a warehouse for World War III. We got it all!

We got nothing! I want Snyder!

He's everything! I want him.

I gotta go. Bye!

I hear they almost got us, boss.

Me! Got me, brown. Not us.

My skin was on the line today.

That was Sam Douglas, for god's sake.

I knew him when I worked with Mori Tanaka.

That FBI guy is a ninja, too?

Are you kidding, huh?!

Douglas despises martial arts.

That little jerk is married to Mori Tanaka's daughter.

Our luck old man Mori went

and married his daughter off to a fed, huh?

Mr. Brown, this afternoon,

we pay my old friend Mori a little visit.

Heh!

Right.

Look, I'll have them home for dinner tonight.

Ninja training is good for the boys.

Grandpa, who's this in the picture?

It's your grandmother. Ok, ok, but...

No, whose hand is that?

I'm talking to your mother.

I know your husband hates it, but...

Ok, Jessica, I may be wrong,

but he should spend more time with his own children.

Food's coming!

Ugh!

Oops.

Colt, what is a ninja?

A ninja is one who can use everything around him

to trick his enemies. He is fast,

and he is friendly to his environment.

A ninja is honest and good.

His mind, body, and spirit are one.

He has self-control. He has discipline.

A ninja loves nature.

Uh, 'cause he's part of nature.

Uh, a ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.

A ninja...

Mind, body, spirit,

heart are one.

And never use your power

on anyone weaker than yourself.

Hey, almost everyone is weaker than me, grandpa,

and slower.

Don't be overconfident.

Yeah, don't be overconfident.

Ok, grandpa.

All right, give me your hand.

Love and trust be one.

Just as a rope of one strand can be broken,

a rope of 4 strands

no enemy can break.

Whoa!

Grandpa, who is that?

Stay here and eat.

Grandpa, what's going on?