Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Michelangelo is on the move!

Heeyah!

You don't know what to do.

I'm here, I'm there.

I could be anywhere.

How do you stop what you can't even see?

Like that?

Good one, Leo.

All right, Donnie.

Put down the staff and no one gets hurt.

Uh, you said that last time, Raph, and then you hurt me.

Yeah, but less than I would have.

Yeah, right.

Wah!

Ah!

Yah!

Should've dropped the staff?

Should've dropped the staff.

Okay, okay. Ow! I'm down!

Onegai shimasu.

Whatever you say.

Ah!

Agh!

Nice try.

Ya me!

You all did very well.

But I did better.

This is about self-improvement, Raphael.

It is not about winning and losing.

I know, sensei.

But I won and they lost.

Ah, ah, ah!

But what's really important is that we all did our best.

Good job, everyone!

Ah.

Mm.

Bleh!

There's a little more algae and worms left

if anyone wants it.

Anybody? Anybody?

- No, thanks. - I'm good.

All yours.

Well, I guess no one left room for... Cake!

- Whoa! - It is a cake!

Made of... algae... and... worms.

What's the frosting made out of?

You don't wanna know.

Happy Mutation day!

Happy Mutation day!

Ah, yes.

15 years ago today, our lives changed forever

and we became the unlikeliest of families.

Tell us the story, Master Splinter.

Michelangelo, I have already told it many times.

Please! Pleeeease!

Please. It's the only way to shut Mikey up.

Ah, very well.

Many years ago, when I was still human,

I was leaving the pet store with four baby turtles.

- That was us? - Yes.

Don't interrupt!

I passed a strange man on the street.

Something felt off about him.

I decided to follow.

Go no further.

This place is a place where you are not allowed

to be in this place.

We have been seen in this place by you,

so this is not a place that will be left by you.

That was the beginning of our life together.

It was the mysterious substance in this canister

that, in a way, gave birth to us all.

Mom.

So, sensei, now that we're 15,

I think we're finally ready to go up to the surface, don't you?

Yes.

And no.

- Oh, man, come on. - Lame.

I hate when he does that.

You have grown powerful, but you are still young.

You lack the maturity to use your skills wisely.

So, sensei, isn't that just no?

Yes...

And no.

Wisdom comes from experience.

And experience comes from making mistakes.

Aha!

So in order for us to gain the wisdom,

we have to make the mistakes.

- So we can go. - No.

- And yes? - No!

Oh!

Sensei, we know you're trying to protect us,

but we can't spend our whole lives hiding down here.

Mm.

You may go tonight.

High three!

Mr. Crenshaw, status report!

Status? I'll give you the status!

We're gonna blow up in two seconds!

Thank you, captain.

Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan.

There's no time for hesitation.

My orders must be carried out without question!

Aye, sir!

You know this show is stupid, right?

Space Heroes is a great show.

And captain Ryan is a great hero.

Someday, I am gonna be just like him.

Well, you do like to hear yourself talk,

so you're on your way.

It's go time!

You are going up to a strange and hostile world.

You must maintain awareness at all times.

Aye, sensei!

- Stay in the shadows. - Aye, sensei!

- Don't talk to strangers. - Aye, sensei!

- Everyone is a stranger. - Aye, sensei!

Make sure you go before you leave.

The restrooms up there are filthy.

Sensei!

Good luck, my sons.

- I am so pumped! - Surface time!

Oh, this is gonna be epic!

Look both ways before crossing the street!

It's so beautiful.

The city is just full of possibility.

There could be an adventure around this corner...

Or... or this one...

Or this one!

There's not, but there could be!

Look at all the computers!

Is that the next generation cadmium processor

with quantum encryption?

I don't know, Donatello. Is it?

- It is! - Guys, guys!

Check this out.

A hand made out of light.

Now it's an eye made out of light.

And the hand again!

Now the eye's back! Now the hand!

- Come on, genius. - The eye!

So where to next?

Huh?

Ah!

That was kinda fun.

We're too exposed out here.

Come on.

Pizza.

Should we open it?

Careful! It could be dangerous.

I think it's food.

It's not like any food I ever saw.

I'll try it.

Mm! Mm.

Uh, yuck.

You guys won't like it. I'll take the rest.

- No way! - Nuh-uh!

Back off!

I never thought I'd taste anything better

than worms and algae, but this is amazing!

Right?

I love it up here!

Yeah-ha!

Whoohoo!

Ha, ha-ha!

Yippy! Ha ha!

All right, guys, it's getting late.

We should probably head back home.

Lame.

Guys! Look at that!

She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen?

My point still stands.

What?

What is this?

We gotta save 'em!

Splinter's instructions were very clear.

We're supposed to stay away from people.

And bathrooms.

I thought you wanted to be a hero.

Since when do heroes ask for permission?

They don't. But...

Well, I'm going!

Help!

Help!

Hey!

Still standing, huh? I'll fix that.

- Wah! - Oh!

- Watch it! - You watch it!