I Am Not a Robot (로봇이 아니야)

The signal is unstable,

This is Team Alpha, We are in position,

Sending wifi signal,

Team Alpha?

You couldn't figure out your phone, What's with the team name?

We're on a special mission today,

All right,

Everyone, get ready,

Hello, Aji 3,

I love you, master, What,,,

My goodness!

What happened?

Pai,

It wasn't me,

My gosh,

Is that who I think it is?

Why is he here?

Then am I at his house?

Wait, what did I just say?

What should I do? I wonder if he knows,

Tell him I'm dead,

Tell him I've disappeared,

Okay, - No, don't,

Yes, Director Kim,

Instead of saying, "I love you, master",

this robot just said, "My gosh! My goodness,"

Was she just about to swear at me?

Well, let me explain,

The thing is,,,

She's in Friend Mode, Yes, that's right,

Friend Mode,

Aji 3 has Operation Mode and Friend Mode,

But I think a small error made Aji 3 suddenly operate,,,

on Friend Mode,

"Friend Mode"? - And I think,,,

she picked up a few swear words,,,

from the researchers when they tried to install Friend Mode on her,

There's a power button on the back of her neck, You should try,,,

rebooting her, Then I'm sure she'll go back to Operation Mode,

Yes, Bye, then,

You heard what I just said, right? Please do it correctly this time,

We're doomed, We're doomed,

He'll never believe that,

I know, He has an IQ level of 159,

"Friend Mode"?

How dare you?

Do you think I'm going to let you become my friend?

Should I just beat him up and quit this?

10,000 dollars, 10,000 dollars,

Let's just wait until this job is over,

I'm going to kill Hong Baek Gyoon,

Hi, Aji 3,

I love you, master, What can I help you with?

I love you, master, What can I help you with?

I guess the rebooting worked,

I thought you were supposed to be an AI robot,

But you're no different from a household appliance,

Aji 3, how can you prove that,,,

you're an AI robot?

How can you prove that you're human?

How can you prove that you're human?

That's a nice answer,

But your Operation Mode started off with an error,

You already got minus points,

I can't believe he just bought that, Unbelievable,

Ssanip, he already saw the real robotic figure of Aji 3,

So he probably can't even imagine,,,

that what's in front of him is a human being,

He can't see the truth because he's too sure of himself,

You're talking about the Invisible Gorilla Experiment,

Doctor Hong, there's an input error,

That's because Ji A didn't read what she was supposed to at first,

Aji 3's been confused ever since then,

Pai, set Ji A's answers as the preferred value,

Okay,

Now, it won't be too difficult for her to pass the test,

You're right, Let's hope the electricity doesn't go out,

No,

What?

What's going on? Why isn't this working?

Aji 3,

From this moment on,

I'm going to be testing your hardware,

What? Do I have to answer his questions on my own?

My gosh, what should I do? What am I supposed to say?

Yes, master,

Sit down,

Stand up,

Raise your right foot,

Raise your right foot and left hand,

Raise your right hand,

Raise your left hand twice and raise it again,

You,,,

keep disappointing me,

Minus two points,

Next,

Ji A seemed like a tenacious person,

I'm sure she'll do well,

She has an IQ level of 94,

Our fate is in the hands of a woman who has an IQ level of 94,

I must've been crazy,

We're going to get caught, He's definitely going to find out,

I'm going to test your cognitive,,,

and problem-solving ability through just one task,

First, solve this calculus problem,

Multiply the total numbers of each fruit,

Find out how many ingredients were used to make that pasta,

Then add up all the results of each question and divide that by three,

When you have the answer, round it off to the nearest whole number,

That's going to be the passcode of that lock,

I want you to find out what's in that box,

My IQ level is 94,

The moment you exceed three minutes,

you're going to get minus points every exceeding second,

I gave up on learning mathematics a long time ago,

Ready, go,

I just need to get the answer right,

What's inside the box is an egg, master,

How can a robot have the ability to solve a problem,,,

like Nicolaus Copernicus?

I can't believe this,

Whatever that means, it sounds like a compliment, So let's smile,

Okay, fine, Let's see if you can do this as well,

I want you to peel that egg in 10 seconds,

But you can't use any tools,,,

I can't believe this,

This is the Egg of Columbus,

I didn't know this robot would be so creative and smart,

How sad,

It's my first time hearing someone say that I'm smart,

But I can't believe I'm hearing it from this lunatic,

My gosh, I'm so curious,

I want to know,,,

what's going on inside that house,

If she got caught,

he would've thrown her out of the house,

There's one more hour left,

Aji, please hang in there for just one more hour,

That's the only way I'll be able to pay off my credit card,

Aji would've made it,

But we're talking about Ji A,

From now on, I'll speak in English,

And I want you to answer in French,

Got it?

Why aren't you answering me?

If he asks you anything in a foreign language, say this,

There's currently an error in my foreign language function,

Please try again after you fix the error,

My gosh, you were doing well, What's with the error again?

Fine, I'm going to test your internet searching skills,

Aji 3,

I want you to tell me the serial number of that figure in the middle,

If you exceed 10 seconds, I'm going to,,,

The serial number is NC-674865,

MGG Games released their new game worldwide all at the same time,

They also included a limited edition figure as they released their game,

And only 50 figures,,,

were released in Korea just two days ago,

I went through so much to get you that rare item,

Your internet searching skills are impressive,

Plus five points,

But you dared to run away without paying me?

But I noticed,,,

something weird about you,,,

ever since a while ago,

What? What is it? What's wrong?

Oh, I get it now,

I found out what's wrong,

Where is this jerk looking at? You better look somewhere else,

Your breasts are bigger than they were yesterday,

They were always big,

Wait a minute, Is it because her batteries are expanding?

Let me open it, - What are you looking at?

Stay still, I need to check,

What is he going to check? Is this guy crazy or what?

Hey,

It's finally working now,

Hey, you lunatic,

You peanut slathered in sesame oil,

You look handsome enough to eat a fox's liver,

Are you the rising star of the psychotic pervert world?

Your brain is lost somewhere in Andromeda,

Shall I get it back for you?

Do you want me to help you see what it feels like to go head-down,,,

into the Grand Canyon, you son of a witch?

My goodness,

Oh, dear,

What are you looking at?

If it weren't for the money, I'd have killed you already,

Hello, Director Kim,

Who are you,,,

trying to dupe?

It would be nonsensical if he didn't catch on,

I apologize, The truth is,,,

Her battery,

You used a cheap model,

What?

Isn't that why she's overheated and swollen up there?

What'll you do if her chest explodes or something?

Right,,,