Wu Xin The Monster Killer (无心法师 / Wu Xin Fa Shi / WuXin)

Episode 18

How is it?

Gu, you've taken the entire arsenal with you?

It's always good to be prepared!

I didn't ask you to carry them for me.

Where is that bragging Taoist Master?

Coming!

Here you are.

How's your preparation coming along?

Preparations?

Did you see them?

Hold this.

All the talismans I drew are in here.

Have a look.

Here's more.

What is that? It looks like some scrap metal.

Do you even have any sense?

These are flashlights that I got from my Western friends.

Look. This is the switch.

Just push it up...

See?

There's light coming out of it.

I'd rather hold a lantern.

Could you not bring up your lousy lantern?

We were nearly blown up because of that lousy lantern of yours.

Stop bickering.

Let's grab our gear and get going.

Let's go!

Give it back to me if you don't want it!

You have no taste.

Wait up!

Those young men died here.

This place is quite far from the cave.

I didn't say that it isn't.

It'd be easier if those little monsters were in that cave.

I can just blow them up with a bit more explosives.

But they came out here!

I can't possibly blow up the entire mountain.

Lower your voice.

You might draw it out here.

Didn't the three of us come here in the middle of the night

to wait out here instead of sleeping so we can draw out the monster?

I just want to be prepared before we draw it out.

Listen! What is that sound?

This... Look up!

Brigade Commander Gu!

Do I have bird droppings on my face?

Could you please aim more accurately the next time you shoot?

He's really unlucky. We didn't shoot any monsters but he got his face

full of droppings.

Listen. Luckily, it was just a flock of birds.

Go on. Go and check out the place.

I'll take a break.

I'm so tired.

Who is it?

It's me.

Yue Ya?

What are you doing here?

I didn't see the three of you return, so I was worried.

No... But aren't you scared to come here all alone?

I'm not.

I used to run freely in the mountains when I was little.

This won't do!

Although unwilling to leave, I'll escort Ms. Yue Ya back first.

It's almost dawn. I don't think that anything's going to happen.

We'll go back together.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Hold it!

What sound is that?

Can you stop fooling around?

No, hold it!

It's this sound!

It's over there!

Spirits of heaven and earth, I command you!

Even your blood doesn't work.

Run!

Run!

Hurry up!

- Over here! - There?

Wait for me!

Over here!

Wait for me!

Listen up, Wu Xin! The next time anything like this happens

please don't ask me along!

Stop running!

Look! It's gone!

How did we get here so quickly?

It's gone just like that?

Wu Xin, use your senses to detect it.

How is it? Can you detect anything?

There's nothing.

Such a huge thing just disappears like that?

Wu Xin, look! What is that?

Why is there so much slime on the ground?

Why is it so similar to mucus?

When Wu Xin came home from the cave the previous time

he had this on him as well.

That's right. On the bones of those two dead soldiers

we found this slime as well.

Could it come from that dark shadow?

Be careful!

There's something in here!

- What is it? - What's going on?

Let's check to see if there are other entrances around.

We have to seal this up first and discuss when we get back to the camp.

We heard some gunshots near the cave

so we went in the direction of the sound and saw two white silhouettes dash past.

White silhouettes?

What sort of while silhouettes?

I didn't see them clearly. It was really too dark then.

Did anything unusual happen?

It's not exactly unusual, but we found two iron rods

on the ground after the white silhouettes ran away.

- Iron rods? - Yes.

It must be that bitch Yue Qi Luo who sent her paper dolls to dig the hole!

Don't say a word about this. Do you hear me?

Yes!

What's Yue Qi Luo's purpose in releasing the beetles?

Assassinate Commander Gu?

Decrease the morale of the troops?

Could it be that she got greedy and wanted to take the gold mine?

I think... it's neither.

Could you both be a bit more serious?

Commander in chief has us pressed for time!

Talk seriously and come up with a solution!

Taoist Master, do you remember that row of buckets filled with excrement?

Why would you suddenly bring that up?

Think about it. If those buckets didn't serve as a repellent

why would Yue Qi Luo make an effort to place them there?

Why are you talking about shit again?

Why are you talking about toilets?

We're talking about the gold mine! Can you think of a solution?

Commander Gu, aren't Wu Xin and I already trying to think of a solution?

Commander Gu, that cave is the nest of the beetles.

As for digging the gold mine, we can only see if it works.

Why don't I list the things that I need?

Try and get them for me as soon as possible.

Go on and tell me!

Even if you list stars, I'll get them for you. Do you believe me?

Dharma Master! I've got you the things that you want!

Black dog's blood, compass, black donkey's hoof, red ink

and mahogany wood sword. How is it?

We still need one more item.

What is it?

The urine of a virgin man.

Urine of a virgin man?

That's easy.

I have such a huge camp here with so many people.

I can at least get ten.

Don't get the very young ones.

Find someone around the age of 30.

What? Someone around the age of 30?

I can even get you dog's blood from a 30-year-old dog. Do you believe it?

Get me an army flask.

I have an idea.

Taoist Master, I have a question for you, but I don't know if I should ask.

I will tell you all that I know.

Go ahead.

- Are you a virgin? - Dharma Master.

How can you talk like that?

He is a Taoist monk who practices Taoism.

What is that called?

It's called a sharp sense of honor and utmost chastity.

He's not under Quanzhen Taoism. He is not that restricted.

Taoist Master, if you still are a virgin

please urinate in this flask for me. I need it urgently.

Taoist Master, are you a virgin?

Are you?

Vulgar! Despicable! Get out!

Get out!

Help us out.

You...

Do they even need to ask?

Do they even need to ask?

Of all people, you have to offend him.

This is no joke.

If I wanted to offend him, I would have ages ago.

Why would we even have to do this today?

This is the snack and water flask that Chu Chen Zi sent over.

Here, have a seat.

This isn't too bad.

Here.

Isn't that Taoist priest quite weird?

He sent snacks and his urine flask over here together.

What did you say is in that flask?

A virgin's urine.

Have it.

Get ready.

I plan to go into the cave again today.

How long has he been in there already?

Slightly longer than two hours.

If Wu Xin can't make it out from there, what should I do?

Yue Ya will surely cry to death.

Stop waiting out here. Come with me.

Yes!

Let's go.

Brigade Commander...

Could there really be ghosts in it?

I'm not even afraid to go in there alone.

There are so many of you! What's there to be afraid of?