Abay Babes

Most beautiful celebrity gowns!

Charlene Gonzales' white gown is beautiful.

Off-shoulder, princess cut,

and flown all the way from New York!

It's so pretty!

Sunshine Cruz's gown is more beautiful.

It's an Eric Pineda piece.

Look, it even has a gossamer veil.

That's nothing compared to Ruffa's gown.

It slays all your picks.

The train was six meters long.

Actually,

we have a winner.

When Lucy Torres set foot on that aisle,

even if it was just a spaghetti-strap gown...

it was studded with Swarovski crystals all over.

I wonder when we'll get to wear such a gorgeous gown?

First you need a groom, before the dress.

We don't even have a boyfriend.

Go Rocky!

Girl, honestly... not to offend,

but your brother has the monopoly of beauty in your family.

Goldie, Goldie...

Can you set me up with your brother?

Excuse me.

He's mine.

Not gonna happen. He is mine.

He's mine.

Mine!

-Mine! -Mine!

Ouch! That hurts!

You can have him.

Rocky.

What the hell! Be careful!

I'm sorry.

My teammate didn't catch the ball.

That's okay, Rocky.

Just promise me that you'll catch me when I fall.

Guess what Rocky...

My head's not the only thing you hit hard by that ball.

What "fall" and "hit" are you talking about?

You little floozies!

Miss Sumiling, Miss Manalon, come to my office now!

Ouch!

Our teacher's very old.

An old maid, too.

There's nothing wrong with preparing for a life of marriage.

Says the 15-year-old virgin.

Hey girls!

There's a wedding going on. Shall we have a look?

Let's go!

I came here first! The bouquet is mine!

If height's the game, I'll get it.

Can we do it in alphabetical order?

Who are you?

I wish my future wedding will be as grand.

My dream is to get wed in a beautiful church.

I haven't thought of anything yet.

But my theme song will be "You are my Miss Universe."

I want mine to have video coverage.

So that I can preserve those memories.

Church wedding,

and theme song,

and video coverage...

All of that should be present at my wedding.

Because honestly, ladies...

I really feel I'll get married ahead of all of you.

Girl, limit your dreams to the limits of your beauty.

Are you really my friends?

Anyway, we should be present at each other's wedding!

Because we're the Bicol Ladies forever, right?

Bicol Ladies forever!

"Bridesmaid Babes"

Ryan, do you take Emerald as your lawful wife?

I do.

Emerald.

Do you take Ryan as your lawful husband?

I love you, babe. I say I do.

Does anyone object to this marriage?

Yes!

Me!

Cut!

What the hell, Em?

It's the 25th take and you still forget your lines.

"I love you and I will say I do..."

"...to the 70 percent sale in gowns at the Bridal Fair in Canary Mall!"

It's so simple.

I got carried away. I'm really sorry.

You did a good job. I'll give you many projects.

Fine.

Another take.

Take this.

Okay, clear set. ID!

Take 26!

Action!

Oh hey! Hey! What the fuck?

Wow!

Babe.

Em.

Em.

What?

I thought you said you're okay with us experimenting.

Yes, I do want to experiment.

But damn, you were all over his test tube.

It was crazy!

I do everything for you.

I give you all of your fantasies.

All I ask is that you give me mine, too.

Actually, Em... I have to tell you something.

Are you finally going to propose?

Uh, no.

I wasn't going to propose.

I just pulled a nerve on my leg.

We're over, Em.

What, 'cause you're gay?

I'm not gay!

If you're not gay, then what are you?

I'm bi!

Bi?

Just leave!

Shameless cheats!

They didn't even wait till I was gone.

Hey, girls?

What's the news?

What?

Just a little more.

Just a little more.

Push some more.

Make it happen!

It's a girl!

It's a girl.

Thanks, Doc Ruby.

So...how about it?

Meet you later?

Same time, same place?

Are you out of your mind, Dave?

Get your fathered hands off of me.

You have a child now.

I pulled it out of your wife's vagina.

We need to stop this now.

Why can't we talk it over?

Let's talk about it.

Please.

Stop.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Stop!

Don't you want it?

I don't want to be your mistress, okay?

Alright then.

I'll break it off with Mae.

Then let's leave this place. Hide out in Europe.

What do you want me to do?

I know what you want me to do.

That's what I want to do to you!

End your progeny!

You stupid beast.

Hey, girl.

I'm doing good. What's up?

I'm happy, of course.

What?

Sister Perla?

Mother Superior...

You'll be taking your final vows soon.

You will become a full-pledged nun.

Have you made up your mind?

Yes, Mother Superior.

But before that day comes, my dear girl,

I want you to go out into the world,

so that you can be certain that this is truly the path you wish to take.

To feel without a doubt that Papa JC dwells in your heart.

Papa JC?

Jesus Christ.

Do you dig it?

I dig it, Mother.

Okay, then. I'll take my leave.

I'm late for my Zumba.

I meant service.

Hello?

Girl!

You will not believe it!

We need to meet soon,

because I'm going to tell you I'm getting married!

Really?

Hi, Waze.

Set destination to Tagaytay.

Tagaytay. Two hours, 25 minutes away.

Have a safe trip.

Girl! How are you?

Sorry.

You're so loud.

Hey, do nuns still commit sins?

Of course.

But I'm not a nun yet.

Still a novice.

Besides, I've confessed all the sins I might commit in advance.

Because whenever I'm around you,

I get thrown into the world of sin.

I'm hurt.

Some leeway, so to speak.