Kim's Convenience

- Hey, Mr. Kim. - Roger. Oh!

I think your niece will like this.

Free of charge.

Thanks.

Very nice of you to remember that.

You is welcome.

Morning, Mr. Kim.

Oh, good morning, Reshma.

Hi, Mr. Kim.

Hello, Naya.

How do you know that?

Know what?

Well I don't want to sound...

You know, but...

With the...

Reshma always look at the bell when she open the door.

Naya always nod head when she say hello.

Reshma like mascara.

Naya like eyeliner.

It's not hard.

Just have to care for customer.

Well, it's impressive.

Oh, and you're out of sea salt.

Oh, just in the back. I get for you.

Thank you.

Hi.

Just to let you know,

he gets it wrong about 50% of the time.

But he tries.

You find everything you want, Reshma?

Yes Mr. Kim, thank you.

Hmm.

- Have to know. - Yeah.

Hello.

Wow.

You look exactly like your Oh Mo Nim.

Excuse me?

Sorry, Edwin Carter.

Hi.

Are you a friend of my mom's?

From a long time ago,

in the land of the morning calm.

Uh, Korea.

Oh, okay.

I'm Janet, her daughter.

Nice to meet you, Janet.

Is your mother around?

My parents are actually at the wholesaler's,

but they'll be back

45 minutes ago.

So I have no idea.

Can I take a message?

Just tell her that Choom Choo nun Gom

is in town for a couple of days,

and would love to get together.

Who's in town?

The Dancing Bear.

She'll get it.

Will she be back by 4:00?

- Should be. I'll let her know. - Okay.

Thanks, Janet.

Hey, how come the toilet's not flushing?

Because I fixed it?

You fixed it, so now it's not flushing?

No, I fixed it from spraying all over the place.

- Why was it doing that? - Because I broke it.

And then I turned the water off. And that fixed it.

So now, you can't use the toilet.

No, you can use it. You just can't flush it.

Or you can use the bucket to flush it down.

What bucket?

I guess we need a bucket.

I'm going to work.

No, you're the fix-it guy.

Call the landlord.

Come on, he's worse than me.

And he always wants to wrestle.

So call Janet.

She'll give you my Appa's tools,

and then, you can fix it yourself.

Dude, I almost drowned fixing it the first time.

Good luck.

- Enjoy your fancy work toilet. - I will.

Traffic in this city is worst in whole world!

- Hey, guys. - Hi, Janet.

Construction make whole street like a parking lot.

I should just give worker ten dollar, and say,

"I'll be back for my car in two hour!" Aeeshcham.

Oh, Umma, a guy came in to see you. Edwin?

Choom-choo?

- Dancing Bear was here? - Seriously?

He was here today?

Yeah, he said he'd pop by later.

- Don't tell Appa. - Why not?

No reason.

Appa don't like Edwin.

- Why not? - No reason.

Long time ago story.

Problem is, they keep building condo downtown.

But who can afford, huh?

Last time I check,

no millionaire refugee.

- Stupid. - Okay Janet,

come upstair with me, finish telling me funny story.

I think you were going to tell me a funny story.

Stop.

I like funny story.

Oh, this is a funny story for lady.

Okay, go.

It's no big deal.

I knew him when I was a dancer.

When were you a dancer?

Before I met Appa.

Edwin and me win dance competition.

At US Army base in Korea.

Why were you at a US Army base?

Edwin was colonel and

and I was a teacher at the school there.

Okay, you're kind of blowing my mind right now.

You were a teacher and a dancer.

Dancing just for fun.

Teaching for money. Also sell hats.

So many pretty hat.

But not much money in selling hat.

Okay, I'm less interested in the hats.

Did you and Edwin date?

No, no. Just dancing.

But sometime, we go eat, maybe movie.

Oh, my God,

Edwin is an old boyfriend.

Shh!

Does Appa know you dated Edwin?

Yeah, he know Edwin.

Not what I asked, Umma.

Hey, Ajushee. It's me, Kimchee.

Hey Kimchee, it's me, Ajushee.

Is, ah, Janet around?

No, it's just that she said I could borrow some tools.

My tools. If you borrow, I never get back.

No, no, no, we've borrowed them before.

You always get them back.

Who is "we"?

Me and my roommate.

- You roommate? - Yeah, uh, he's just a guy...

that I live with.

My roommate.

I know this roommate?

Uh, you tell me.

No, you tell me.

No, you tell me.

No, you tell me.

Okay, I feel like this can go on for a long time.

My roommate's at work,

and I need to borrow your tools to fix my toilet.

And, can I please use your toilet?

Okay, I come help.

No, no, Ajushee, I got this.

You want the fix? I help fix.

- Okay... - Good.

I go get the tool belt.

This is exciting. I've never actually played golf.

Well, technically you still haven't.

Just press that key right over there.

Got it. What's the flag doing?

Oh, that's the wind direction.

So, to swing, you just tap control-S, like this.

Was that a good one?

Listen to the crowd.

Oh, oh, oh, you're on the green.

I'm good at this.

It's Kimchee. I should probably call him back.

There's a very slim chance that it's actually important.

Sure. I've got to get back to this anyway.

I mean, not golf, but the payroll.

People gots to get paid.

I guess I'll see you Monday?

Not if I see you first.

Actually, I will see you first.

I'm here before everybody.

The early bird. Worm.

You know what would be helpful,

is if sometimes, you just told me to stop talking.

I mean nicely, but that would be helpful.

I'm still talking. See, this would be a perfect time

for you to say it.

Stop talking?

We'll work on it on Monday.

You were supposed to borrow the tools, not my dad.

You know him. He's unstoppable.

He's like the Terminator with slippers.

And he's on his way up, so deal with it.

But I was about to come home.

Well, nobody's stopping you.

Yeah, not how I wanted to spend my Saturday.

Well, none of this would have happened if you had fixed the toilet.

Or, if you hadn't broken it.

Or if some guy hadn't invented toilets.

How far back are we taking this blame game?

Just call me when he's gone.

- Lots of stair. - Yeah.