The Big Day

I love you so much.

I love you too.

What?

Nothing.

Oh come on, what is it?

No, it's just it's cute.

Mr. Commit-a-phobe is all committed now.

Yeah, well, I've grown up.

I'm practically an adult.

Aren't you poud.

Yeah, I am actually.

Mike, 'cause there's something that I need to tell you.

I'm pregnant.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh, I knew you were full of it!

No, I'm not full of anything,

but why are you gonna go and ruin my picnic

with talk like that?

Oh relax!

Come on, there's no need to bust out

the vacuum cleaner again, I'm just messing with you.

Funny.

Come on, I really am.

But

kids don't have to be the end result

of everything, you know.

Well, I mean people get married because of them

but you shouldn't.

Look, I've always believed that if two

people love each other then they can just

live together and that's enough.

I mean, what's the point of marriage, right?

If something happens you can just walk away.

There's not messy courts and divorce and stuff.

But look, that was before I fell insanely in love with you.

And I realize that I don't want it

to be easy for you to walk away from me,

I want you to be stuck with me.

Oh, this speech sounded better in my head.

Somehow more romantic.

But what I'm trying to say is--

Oh my god, are you proposing?

Shit, sorry, just do it again!

I'll pretend that I don't know!

- Fine. - Please.

Jennie I--

Yes!

Oh my God!

It's perfect.

I love it.

I love you.

Look at that!

Oh, you're just perfect!

- Here, I want you to make the rest of the tables

look just like this one!

What a night.

- Do I know how to throw a bachelor party or what?

Oh, it's just like the good old days.

Thanks man.

Look man, she's almost done.

Faster than I thought.

She's still got a ways to go,

let's give her a hand.

I paid her to clean!

Let her do her thing and relax.

Mr. Ewan

Oh, throw those out please.

Whoa, whoa!

These are (speaking Spanish).

Good morning Jerry.

Hey sailor.

Awe man, you know the best cure for a hangover?

More alcohol.

Oh shit!

Best bachelor party ever!

Imagine waking up somewhere man,

anywhere but here,

and having to drive all the way to the wedding.

Woo!

Yeah, I mean,

you wouldn't get as much sleep,

you probably shouldn't even be driving.

Dare I say, you might even be late?

Fortunately, I'm a genius.

You have the bachelor party here,

the wedding's out there,

and the cleaning lady take care of the evidence.

Thank you.

You know, I deserve like one of those genius awards.

Like a,

like a Nobel or something.

Yeah, because you and Stephen Hawking

keep getting screwed over when it comes to Nobel Prizes.

You know what, whatever man.

We haven't had a night like this in ages,

and you cannot honestly tell me

that you're not gonna miss all this.

Miss this?

I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20.

I've got a career, I'm about to have a wife,

I think I might be considered an adult now.

You guys are old.

No.

We'll always be young, right here.

Oh, no, I'm done.

- Fine, chief. - Hey, and so are you guys.

- From this point on, I expect you to

be on your best behavior.

You will get up, get dressed,

and behave like perfect gentlemen.

Nothing can go wrong today.

- Yea, you need to relax, it's just a wedding.

No!

This is the most important day of my life!

Jennie's the perfect girl,

and she deserves the perfect wedding.

And her family's loaded,

so impressing all the snobby relatives

should help even the playing field a little bit.

Right.

Wait, no!

That's not what I meant.

I want Jennie to know that as long as we're together,

I'm gonna give her the perfect life.

And that all starts with today.

Hey baby.

Hi yourself cowboy.

You sound better than I expected.

I thought I'd be talking to a sad

little hungover Mike.

You are.

Did you guys have fun last night?

Yeah.

A bunch of drinking, cigars,

bunch of guy stuff, you know how it is.

- Yeah, guy stuff, that's what I'm worried about.

Hey, I made a promise didn't I?

And you kept it?

Of course I kept it.

No strippers on the night before I get married.

I make a promise, I keep a promise.

Woop!

Hey!

'Kay, so you're getting married later on,

but until he officially signs his balls away to you,

he's still one of us! - I love you baby!

- Okay bye! - Call me later!

Real mature.

All finished Mr. Ewan.

- Whoa, wait, can we at least check the place?

Make sure it's all clean?

- No we cannot, because if you look around,

you'll see that it's spotless and that you need to relax.

Yeah.

Yeah okay, all good.

You see.

Bachelor party fund officially out.

Every dollar well spent.

Thanks.

Boys, I would call last night a success.

There he is.

What happened to you last night?

Last thing I remember, you were offering the

stripper beer and towels.

Yeah, she looked cold.