South Park

I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation

I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor

I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind

I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties

So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine

Episode 11x02 "Cartman Sucks"

This picture I like to call "The Pierre."

I invited Butters to stay the night.

And while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo.

And this time, when Butters stayed the night, I put a tampon in his mouth.

I call this picture "The Sleeping Menstrual."

This one, I call "Hot Fudge Mondae."

I really like how the light plays with the background on this one.

Is this all you brought us here to see? - Oh no, there's much more.

Let's see. Oh yes, look at this one. I call it "New Moon Rising."

I did a whole study using my ass.

Here it is using some high-contrast stuff.

Trying out some different light filters here.

But this is nothing compared to what I have planned.

Because tonight is going to be my coup de grace.

Butters is staying over tonight? - Yes.

And tonight, while Butters is asleep, I am going to-

Hey, fellas!

Oh, oh hey, Butters! I wasn't expecting you so soon.

Yeah. I finished my chores so I came over a little early.

Hey! Are you guys all sleeping over too? - No, no, these guys were just leaving.

Weren't you guys?

Come on, let's go.

Wait, wait, I can't let this happen.

Butters. - Yeah, Kyle?

Don't you think it's a little strange that Cartman keeps asking you to stay over?

Kyle!

What do you mean? - I mean, that if-

What he means is that he's jealous that you've taken his place as my new best friend!

But grow up, Kyle! Change is a part of life.

Yeah, grow up, Kyle.

So what do you wanna do first, Eric? You wanna play a game or just chitchat for a while?

Well actually, Butters, I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon.

But, it's only 6:30. - Yeah, and I'm exhausted.

If you are not sleepy yet, I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink.

You guys! I got it! It seriously!

It's the greatest picture ever! Oh my God!

What'cha do to Butters this time? - It was genius!

I waited till he was totally asleep, right?

And then I got my camera and I pulled down his pants

and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!

Dude! - I know, I know, check it out, look.

I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Oh man, I got him good!

Dude, how is putting Butters wiener in your mouth getting him?

Because that makes Butters gay now! - No dude, that makes you gay!

Eh... what?

You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!

Nuh uh. - Yeah huh!

Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? - That makes you very fucking gay.

But I'm not- I'm not gay, you guys! - You are now.

No, no, it was a stupid mistake! - Doesn't matter. You're gay now.

No, it was just for a second!

What, what can I do? How how can I reverse this?

You can't! - No, wait.

I know how you can reverse it, Cartman. - How?

The only way you can cancel it out is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth.

Really? - Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity.

Shit, I gotta find Butters!

Idiot.

Butters. - Hey, Eric.

Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you.

A surprise? What is it? - It's so fucking awesome.

You're gonna be soo stoked. It's the best surprise ever!

Oh boy!

You ready? - Yeah!

Okay! Just open your mouth and close your eyes and and get on your knees!

Oh, okay!

Hang on a second here. - How come uh, I can't see?

Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? - Oh, yeah.

All right, that's good. Okay, open your mouth, Butters?

That's good, just like that. - Hey!

Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?

Why you're not gonna, stick something icky in my mouth, are ya?

I swear on my mother's life, Butters.

I am not going to stick anything icky in your mouth.

Okay!

All right, you ready? All right just- Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes.

Just sit very still, okay? Here we go.

Butters! - Hey Dad!

Butters! What are you doing?! - I'm getting a surprise!

Oh my God! My, my only son, reduced to this!

Hey. Where'd Eric go?

Butters, how long have you been doing stuff like this?

Like what? - Don't lie to me, Butters!

I know your secret now!

No wait, wait. It's okay. It's okay, Butters.

This isn't a serious problem. You're just bi-curious.

What's bi-curious? - You are.

Just harmless curiosity and it doesn't mean anything.

We just need to get you some help, Butters.

What's going on, you two? - Nothing mom, I'm just a little bi-curious.

Father Maxi, I just don't know where else to turn.

You see, I've just learned that my son is bi-curious.

Is that true, son? Are you feeling confused?

Yeah, I'm pretty confused alright. - You see?

Young man, these confused feelings that you're having

are simply the devil's way of trying to get a hold of you.

Really? - What can I do, Father?

There is a special camp where young men who are confused, like your son

can go and be cleansed by the power of God.

Many bi-curious boys come out the camp completely cured.

A secluded camp where lots of bicurious boys are all put together?

That sounds like a good idea. - Whoa boy! Camp!

Very funny! I suppose you really think you got me!

What are you talking about, fatass? - I checked on the internet, Kyle.

And getting Butters to put my wiener in his mouth wouldn't make me not gay like you said!

You figured that out, huh? - That's right.

And I also learned from the Internet that just because I put Butters wiener in my mouth

doesn't mean I'm gay!

All I have to do is throw away the picture

forget it ever happened and nobody will every know.

Except for us. - Right, except for you.

And all the people we tell.

Why would you tell anybody? - Because it's really, really funny.

It's not that funny. There's lots, there's lots of things that are way funnier.

Like what? - Like...

a tampon in the school cafeteria, in somebody's lunch.

Like...

a dog crap, on a guy's face!

That isn't funny. - Yes, it is!

Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off! You'd better not tell anybody!

Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't.

Fine! Whatever! You guys don't have any proof I put Butters wiener in my mouth!

It will be your word against mine!

And we all know that everyone trusts me way more than you guys!

You guys, please don't tell anybody.

Okay. We won't tell anybody as long as you are supernice to us, every day, from now on.

Oh right, like that's possible! Alright, fine!

You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?! I'm gonna go home and photoshop the picture

so that it is your face with Butters wiener in his mouth here!

And if any of you say anything to anybody, I'll simply show them the picture of Kyle.

Camp New Grace "Pray The Gay Away."

Everyone, say hello to our new camper, Butters.

Hi Butters. Hello. - Hi. Hello Butters.

Thank you so much for taking him in. - Don't worry.

Your son just needs to learn that he can be straight if he chooses to be.

Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters? - Because I'm bi-curious?

That's right. Like all the campers here, you're confused and you don't think there's a way out.

But even though some people would have you believe you can't control how you feel

the truth is that with the power of Jesus Christ you can be normal.

Now, just to make sure you don't slip up while in camp

we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy.

Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy.

Ryan thought he could never change.

But now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer

he can have a whole new life.

Over this way we have the cafeteria. All the meals are served there.

Bradley! How about you be Butters' accountabilibuddy?

Humble yourselves therefore under God's mighty hand, that he may lift you up. Peter 5:6

Butters here is new to the camp. He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction

and forge a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

I'm bi-curious.

Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman, that is detestible. Leviticus 18:22.

That's right, Bradley. I think we're well on our way to being healed.

We've got another one, room 22. - Oh, darnit!

Aw man, I've got H O R S now. - Okay, my turn.

Where is it, you filthy jew?

Where's what? - You know goddamn well what!

Let go of me. - What the hell are you doing, Cartman?!

I went home to alter the picture of me with Butters penis in my mouth to look like Kyle

but it was gone!

What did you do with my picture?! - Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture!

Give it back, Kyle! - I don't have it!

I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now

I'm gonna break your fucking Jew legs right here!

Shut up! - You shut up!

You're lying and you two are covering up for him!

You know what? You're just like Jews yourselves!

Stan, you're a Jew and Kenny, you're a Jew! You're all Jews!

The Lord is love this for

With Jesus I can just say no and not be confused anymore.

We will now hear a sermon from Pastor Phillips.

For those of you who are new to camp

Pastor Phillips is somebody who has broken free of the bonds that afflict you.

He's bi-curious too?

Not anymore. Because Pastor Phillips prayed

and by the hand of Jesus Christ he's now completely cured!

Let's hear it for Pastor Phillips, kids!

Hello, campers!

Yes, believe it or not, I myself used to have unclean urges