Late Bloomer

Woman: Have a nice day.

Jasmeet: ...as many condos as there are that are going up,

there should be as many flea markets going up,

you know what I mean?

Like, we need to balance out the ecosystem.

We're already destroying the environment...

Then what's wrong?

Your parents?

Maanvi? Jasmeet?

- Get up! - What are you doing?

Get out of the bed.

I'm not supposed to be woken up like that, man.

What are you? Crazy?

- What are you doing today? - I don't know.

Probably do my work and then do the deliveries.

Supinder: No.

I can't trust you anymore.

I know. I made a mistake. It's just, something happened.

Something always happens to you.

Okay, what do you want me to do? Work at the factory?

Do seva in the community!

...For a change.

Who's Baldev?

Dumb and dumber.

Two of you.

Mm, actually I think I would be the less dumb one,

'cause I'm sleeping on the floor.

I don't know if you know this,

but that's how our ancestors slept.

And it's really good for the lumbar.

You really wouldn't believe how many things...

Supinder:

Shit.

I forgot my toothbrush.

Can I borrow your toothbrush?

No.

What do you want me to do? Use my finger?

Yeah, you're at your cousin house.

You use your cousin finger.

You put some toothpaste on your finger,

then you put it in your mouth, and that's a cousin toothbrush.

You rub it up and down.

Then you take your fingernail, then you scrub your tongue.

And that's how you clean your mouth.

I'm on the cousin floor. I hear my cousin snore.

He's my cousin friend.

- 'Til the very end. - I smell your cousin feet.

- Man: What the hell is this!? - Woman: I'm sorry.

Ten minutes for a fucking coffee and you get it wrong?

I'm so sorry.

Coffee. Milk.

It's not rocket science, if you speak the language.

Hey. Be respectful.

I'm late, and she keeps getting my order wrong.

Sir, I can fix it.

If you are late, then why are you here ordering coffee?

Who the fuck are you? Her dad?

Just conduct yourself properly.

Screaming and yelling at this girl

is no way for an adult to behave.

Fuck this.

This country's gone to shit thanks to the Liberals.

Unfucking believable.

Neal: Pooji will get over it.

This is just a major setback in her lifelong dream

of having a business.

Bro, I already feel bad as it is.

And the craziest thing is she got the opportunity

because of my internet shit.

But?

But then she lost the opportunity

because of my internet shit.

That's crazy, bro.

Gotta protect Pooji at all costs.

Ooh, she's making breakfast.

Hey, should I smoke before I eat or after I eat?

I can never tell which one's better.

Bro, smoke with me.

When have I ever said yes to that question?

Neal: Not until today.

Okay, you know what? I'm going to get out of here.

I just can't be here anymore.

I'll catch you later.

Neal: Love you.

This mattress sucks.

Mm.

Oh, yeah. Ancestor style.

Gurdeep: You know...

Soon, I hope.

There's paronta if you're hungry.

Ooh, yes...

You can't always just eat your mom's Pop Tarts.

You will get sick.

Come on, my mom's cooking isn't that bad.

Is it as good as mine?

You know I can't tell you the truth.

Wait, are you doing the deliveries by yourself?

This is not like your house, Neal.

In this house I do everything.

We don't order food and we don't pay someone to clean our house

or cut our toenails.

Is that what you think happens in my house?

I talk to my brother.

Guess you're not far off.

Okay, can I please help you?

Neal, you are always hungry.

Always eating and snacking.

You eat the food for the customers!

No, I have to do it myself.

That's what you're using to get around?

Where'd you get a paper map?

It's bigger than you.

You use this in the car?

While you're driving?

That's crazy.

How are you alive?

Okay, at least just let me enter the addresses

into your phone for you, please.

Neal--

Or you can get on my shoulders, and I'll walk around the city,

and you can just throw food at people,

and then we'll put on a trench coat

and we'll sneak into a rated R movie.

It'll be the best day of our lives.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

Hey, welcome.

Dude, your building is so nice.

I was like, "She's got a doorman? What?"

Oh, I-- I don't have a doorman.

Oh, 'cause there's just, like, a random guy

who's letting people into your building.

Oh, that's-- that's really weird.

Yeah, you guys should call the cops.

- Yeah, we probably should. - Yeah.

No, but seriously, you're a life saver.

There is clearly a lot to do.

Yeah, no. It's all good.

I'm always down to help other people,

especially the ones I care about.

- Aww. - So.

Whoa, what?

This is your view?

It's, like, too modern, right?

No, this is exactly the kind of place

I've always dreamed of living in.

Well, you should.

Ah, I could never afford it.

Dancers, man. You guys are making way too much money.

What's going on?

I have my joe-job, too, but my parents helped.

Maybe yours would?

Nah, even if they could, it's just like...

Or you could be like my boyfriend

and date someone who lives in a place like this.

So, you're telling me to date someone with a place like this.

With a place exactly like this?

Someone who lives in this exact place?

Oh, my God, you're ridiculous.

Listen, I like how we vibe,

but maybe we should tone it back a bit.

It's just I feel bad sometimes because of Ryan,

and I want us to be able to be friends.

Yeah, yeah. No. I-- I'm not trying to be a homewrecker.

I want to be friends, too. So, I'm sorry.

No, you're-- you're good. I just had to say it.

Jasmeet: All good.

Hey, you want to see the rooms?

- Rooms? - Rooms.

- Roomssss? - Plural.

You're telling me your mattress isn't under the kitchen sink?

You gonna work that hard, Gurdeep,

at least trim your beard.

We don't want to be shipping out boxes of your loose face pubes.

If I trim my beard I will look as ugly as you.

Sir, may I have a quick word?

Yeah, keep it quick.

I have a cousin came from India,

and he's looking for work, but having no luck.

He's a very good and hard worker.

Would there be any jobs for him?

We're at full capacity as it is.

He's very determined and willing to work any hours.

Can you train him on your time?

Yes.

Not on our dollar, you get me?

Of course.

Okay, then. Sure. You Indians are something else.

Okay, I think it's in. Pass me the screws.

Shit.

I think I was supposed to buy those separately.

How does that make any sense?

Uh-oh. Are you going to rant?

Should I-- Should I go get my phone?

Am I going to be on the internet?

Okay, so you do watch my channel.

Hey, I'm a fan,

but now for some reason my algorithm is pushing

ultra right-wing brown guys with podcasts.

Oh, not the podcasts.