The first 200 lines.
Be smart
You too, make sure you look good
His Honour here
Welcome...
Your Honour, please address my wrongful case
l am Wong Tin-pak, l want justice done
What are you doing?
Welcome, welcome...
l quit
What were you two doing? We said no slapping on the face
What were you doing? l paid you, make it more real
l quit too, so little money
Sister Yung, just a rehearsal Don't have to be so exact
You, you shut up, you were the worst
Welcome, welcome... You have not eaten?
Now go and do it again
l want no glitches in the welcome ceremony
l want no troublemakers, no petitions No assassinations
l want the new magistrate to feel at home
You are so tight with money This is big spending to you
Of course, l need the new magistrate to have a good impression of me from the start
lt has to be Jiangdu County's best welcome ceremony ever
l understand, make him happy And money comes your way
lf not for money Why should l be a yamen matron?
Hold it What?
Something seems to be missing, check it out Check out what is missing
At this hour, it should be...
He is late again
How come he is so early?
Come on, everyone
The new magistrate is here
Be enthusiastic, come on
Welcome...
Well, Counselor Simon Yes
Distribute my past records to them Yes
Wow, even beats Magistrate Pao
lf he is Magistrate Pao, l am out of luck
His Honour has solved more than 300 cases big and small
ln his jurisdiction, doors are not locked and lost articles are always returned
l will do my best to make Jiangdu County thief free
And turn it into the country's model county
Awesome, awesome Classic, classic
Bravo, bravo
Welcome, welcome, welcome Magistrate Sze
You are... Yamen Matron Mai
Yamen Matron Mare?
Your Honour, you are funny
Her surname is Mai
She is the Yamen Matron of the county
She organized this welcome ceremony
Really? Yamen Matron is responsible for bondservant girl buying and selling
And taking care of the female cell
You are so young and already a matron
So yamen must be a place of easy money
Of course not
l serve the people of the county
Your Honour, please get on the stage
Excuse me
Hey...
Lord
lt is all right, Mother here to protect you
l am here, assassins have no chance
You come to play the assassin now? He is the real magistrate
lndeed
Your Honour, don't be scared
He is not an assassin he is a citizen of this county
But he is an idiot, right?
lt hurts
He has his heart in the right place
He wants to present this bamboo for you
Just presenting bamboo
He admires Your Honour
So he bought this lucky bamboo as a welcome present
He wishes you a prosperous future
Ask him to do it more properly next time
Everything is fine now, back on position
Your Honour, the stage please
Old Lady is the most generous
So it is a tidy profit after all
Yamen Matron, good for you, a tidy profit
l didn't scrimp on investment
l used up quite a bit in checking His Honour's family out
l really covet your job Yes
Wait till you have become a woman
Yamen Matron Yes
Business for you Of course, what else
Well, what do you want?
l want abalone
Sure, and shark's fin too if you want it 5 taels
5? Last time it was 4
The price has gone up
The goods are now more expensive in your husband's silk shop
All right
Be good to yourself, eat well
When your husband visits you the next time He will compensate you
Make it quick
Matron What do you want?
My leg hurts, could you find me a doctor?
But that's all l have
Don't fall ill if you have no money
You will be dead before you are released
All right, get you a doctor tomorrow
No business is too small
That's you l...
What? lt is your duty to take care of the female inmates
You are paid for it Why you still want bribes?
And so much? A big bag
No, no, this is gift from Old Lady
Don't drag Old Lady in
l can tell you are the cunning type
l hate corrupt people most, l should...
Counselor Simon Yes
What should l do with her?
You are new to the post Yes
You should take it easy... Yes?
These bad practices can be corrected
Let me correct her
All right, you correct her
Make her turn a new leaf Yes
You watch your steps
Taking bribes is all right But not so openly
You will make it difficult for His Honour
That means l can do it covertly
You are smart, you know what to do
A cut for His Honour
Corrupt official indeed
So it is no business too small for you And made a show at my expense
Rascal
Lord, look at the puppy, isn't it cute lt's name is Lucky Lucky?
Where did you get Lucky?
Lord, you like my rouge?
And my mahjong set, made of ivory Very exquisite
And this Fertility Buddha, how gorgeous
You all have to look at it daily, get it? Yes
Mother, where came all these trinkets? Who gave them to you?
Yamen Matron Mai helped us get them
But she didn't charge us She is nice
That Matron Mai again
l hate corruption And she even takes bribes from inmates
She is a bad person You shouldn't take presents from her
Not presents, we gave her tips So it was payment
Still, Mother, we shouldn't give others a chance to gossip
That Matron is thin in the face You can tell she is up to no good
And she is too smooth with her tongue She must be wicked inside
Lord, she... Yes?
She...let us not talk about her anymore
Anyway, that Matron Mai corrupted the yamen
But she has some good points She is efficient
Keep an eye on her and it will be fine
Mother, let us not talk about her anymore
She gives me headache
Then you don't think about her
Leave it to Counselor Simon
You pay him good salary for the job
Dinner Yes
Yes, Old Lady Yes, dinner
Missus, time to play with me, come on
l am not free, l have a lot of work to do You go play yourself
No, l want you to play with me now Be a good boy
Let me take you to the kitchen for chicken bun, all right?
Yes, yes, go, go
Good, chicken
ldiot Ming is really silly
But he is pitiable, no parents and no one to take care of him
Tin-pak is very good to him Sees him as his own son
To take care of him You two have made a lot less
Sometimes, it is not just money
lt doesn't sound like you Hey, you
l have to go to work
Lord Yes
You are hardworking, second day on the job
And you go out to see how the people live and feel
What is happening?
Brother Sz
My rice dumplings are stolen
What? Your rice dumplings are stolen?
Yes Mine too
Stealing rice dumplings? That's odd
Let us check it out
The rice dumplings stolen
With no rice dumplings as offering lt will be bad luck this year Right
Your Honour Your Honour
l overheard that your rice dumplings are stolen, right?
Yes My rice dumplings are stolen
l said l would make this place thief-free
So whatever it takes l will catch this rice dumpling thief
And give him proper punishment
Thank you, Your Honour Thank you
Please enjoy
Where to start for this rice dumpling theft
Lord, don't think too much
lt's dark and it will give you headache
Now my head aches
l was fine before you mentioned it Now it aches
You are great at prophesizing Of the bad and unlucky things
See, l told you not to think too much
lf Mother knows it She will give me a dressing down
Ouch, but with a thief on the loose l have to catch him
Ouch What now?
Bellyache, l have to use the loo Bellyache again?
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