Divorce Attorney Shin (신성한, 이혼)

DIVORCE ATTORNEY SHIN

DIVORCE ATTORNEY SHIN

ALL CHARACTERS, LOCATIONS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND INCIDENTS

DEPICTED IN THIS DRAMA ARE ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS

Wait for me!

Hurry up.

What time is it?

My stomach.

Hyeong-geun, that bastard.

How much soju did he mix into the beer?

My stomach…

Water.

Why do my hands feel so weak?

Man, I'm full.

My stomach hurts and I'm full.

This asshole…

Hello?

Hey, you're amazing!

You've still got it.

- What are you talking about? - Wait. Have you not seen it?

- Seen what? - I guess you haven't.

But then again, I guess you wouldn't have picked up if you have.

You didn't even show up last night. What are you--

You… Hello?

This clown hung up on me.

What now?

"An ordinary guy's insane busking skills."

Let's see.

THE SILENCE BETWEEN THE NOTES IS AS IMPORTANT AS THE NOTES THEMSELVES

Holy shit!

That's me!

It's me!

No wonder my arms felt so weak!

You stupid, drunk idiot!

Shit. Why won't it stop?

This is a disaster!

I'm doomed.

I'm screwed.

DIVORCE ATTORNEY SHIN

Do you want me to drive you to school?

You're a big boy now.

I guess your friends might tease you if I do, right?

Drive me.

Good morning, everyone.

It's already been a month since I took over.

I remember being really nervous at first.

Time really flies.

Thanks to all of you,

my mornings fly right by,

and they're filled with joy every day.

FM RADIO

Do you want to take piano lessons again?

No.

Okay.

Good morning.

Where's Mr. Jang?

Where's Mr. Jang?

He said he wasn't feeling too well.

I see.

What are you watching?

What are you watching?

- What are you watching? - I'm sorry.

I won't watch videos at work.

No.

I asked you what you were watching.

I'm not asking you why you're watching videos at work.

I'm asking what it is.

The thing is, I have this morning routine.

- I watch music videos-- - What?

Music videos? What kind?

I always come ten minutes early and watch their videos before work.

Yes, I came in late. That's why I'm watching them now.

Do I really deserve to be bitched…

I mean, yelled at, for that?

"Their videos"?

Yes.

SEVENTEEN.

I know them. I like them too.

What a great routine.

Please do continue.

Put them back in.

What's his problem?

I don't want that crap right now.

Let's go home after you have lunch.

Staying here will tire you out.

She can only act so recklessly because you're a damn pushover.

I can get a diagnosis for three weeks of treatment, right?

How can you get three weeks when you're perfectly healthy?

I need at least two weeks.

I'm just going to…

I just can't believe this.

Ae-ran feels extremely bad about what happened.

I gave her a good scolding.

- So let's go home and-- - As if.

As if you'd ever scold her.

You should have married the vice principal's daughter instead.

Come on, Mother.

Why are you bringing that up?

I will get that diagnosis

and I'm going to make sure

that she won't be able to pull something like that ever again.

Do you think I won't?

I'm so mad.

I'm so mad.

SHIN SUNG-HAN LAW OFFICE

Damn it.

JUNE MAN

"I'm sorry,

but could you please take down this video?"

Why am I asking him so nicely?

"Take down the video."

"I have my portrait rights."

"Take it down this instant."

Ten exclamation marks.

Make that 12.

Why won't you read my messages?

June Man!

You freak!

Had I met you in June, you would be…

You…

I better not catch you.

I'm going to rearrange all of your front teeth.

This is killing me.

I feel terrible.

When is Mr. Jang Hyeong-geun coming in?

I don't know.

He hasn't called since.

Call him right now and tell him this is a neglect of duty.

Tell him that.

For every minute that he's late…

He's here.

Ma'am, we do our own cleaning.

That's not why I'm here.

You see…

I'd like a divorce consultation.

I've only ever cleaned the building.

I never knew I'd be in here for a consultation.

You can just tell me what's on your mind.

It's okay.

I'm not young anymore,

and my kids are growing up.

So I'm not sure if this is the right thing to do.

But I just…

can't do this anymore.

Now it's a matter of whether I'm going to file for divorce

or he's going to.

Would you like some more water?

Please. I'm very thirsty.

I'll be right back.

Is he still not here?

There he is.

Someone must have spiked our drinks.

- This is no ordinary hangover. - Then it's a crime.

You should report it.

I'm just saying it's that bad.

I'm with a client right now, Mr. Jang.

You should have had me do this.

Drink some cold water.

I'll try to sober up.

Goodness.

Should we just remove that door, Mr. Shin?

Piss off.

Thank you.

Go on.

I used violence.

I see.

That happens from time to time.

So…

how's your husband's condition right now?

I didn't hit my husband.

Sorry?

I hit my mother-in-law.

I didn't mean to do that.

I'd understand even if you threw rocks at me.

I deserve that.

No, I didn't throw rocks at you.

This is just a pen.

And I didn't throw it at you either.

I play with my pen like this.

I was supposed to catch it.

But I happened to overwork my fingers yesterday…

I'm rambling, aren't I?

What I'm saying is,

it's all a coincidence.

That's all.

Do you think I can win?

I hit my mother-in-law.

Depending on the situation,

you could end up being the plaintiff or the defendant.

Sorry?

I don't know what any of those words mean.

I'm sorry. What I meant was…

You could demand a divorce,

or your husband could file a divorce suit against you.

Didn't I already say that?

Right, you did say that.

In any case,

I want my share.

- Do you mean division of property? - Yes.

We own a building,