Mortadelo y Filemón contra Jimmy el Cachondo (Mortadelo and Filemon: Mission Implausible) (Mortadelo y Filemón contra Jimmy el Cachondo)

Think fast!

OUT OF SERVICE AGENTS

Remember when we found those prehistoric cave paintings?

I sure do. They were still fresh!

INTERROGATION ROOM

Hey!

FIRE EXIT

Hello, buenos días.

Mister Super, the document you asked me for.

So strong, so sturdy, so firm... What fine craftsmanship!

Oh, thank you, Super. You're such a charmer.

Get out of the way, Ofelia!

You're blocking my view of this beauty!

Okay, we're all set. Your safe here

will last a lifetime.

They said the same thing about the other three hundred.

Give me that. Let's break this baby in.

How do you open it? It probably has

a digital hyperbaric system with a nuclear isometric lock.

Almost. It opens here.

- And is it safe? - Safe? Safer than safe.

Who would ever imagine that little hook back there...

It's a darling little safe!

You should give it a name.

I've already got one.

Ofelia 2.

Because it keeps secrets and treasures inside?

No. Because it weighs sixty tons!

They're onto us!

We have to keep cool. We have to stick together no matter what.

You're right. See you around.

Hey, don't you get it? We're in this together!

Speak for yourself. I'm getting out of here!

Shucks! You asked for it!

Take that!

That's it!

You and me are going to do what Jimmy sent us here to do.

"Jimmy, Jimmy." It sounds like you're scared of him.

- Guys, can you hear me? - Yes, Jimmy!

Boom, I love the sound of the boom...

So how are things going over there, Bob?

No, it's me, Billy.

Billy, then.

Well, I have to stay

on top of this guy or the job never gets done.

But the first slice is almost almost ready.

Great! Boom! I love the sound of the boom!

I freak out when things end with a boom!

A text message. My wife for sure.

Mine won't stop calling me.

"You will kneel before me."

I say exactly the same thing to my wife.

No, dummy, that's the message.

"You will kneel before me."

Who sent you that crap?

Jimmy!

Who is this Jimmy?

The freak who stole the last three hundred safes from me.

Well there you go!

Are you sure it's securely fastened to the wall?

Not fastened, even better.

I taped it to the wall around the edges

and stuck a number seven hook straight in the drywall. Hahaha!

You hear that, Jimmy? The T.I.A. kneels before no one...!

Especially not a clumsy goofy little turd like Jimmy.

Nobody makes fun of the T.I.A.!

Operation Bow Before Me is underway!

- Billy, can you hear me? - It's Bob.

Okay, Bob. When you've sliced the second piece,

give me a shout!

Roger that.

Yeeeaaaoooow!

Wow, that was quick!

These guys are two for the price of one! Double the fun!

I'm coming! Keep your pants on!

Spare a dime?

Why do I stick my hand out?

Nobody! And I mean nobody

has ever brought me to my knees. Not even to my ankles!

If you ever see me kneel before that slimy little redneck,

I swear I'll eat this safe!

Don't worry, there's no way the safe will come loose.

No problem, you see? Hey! What did I say?

It's okay, the tape is safe. Not so safe.

Hey, you look good on TV!

My doctor said I have an iron deficiency.

You look strong to me, sweetie.

Strong as steel.

And quick!

You're a freak, Jimmy. The freakiest.

You can say that again. I don't see why everyone says there's nothing funny

about a funny guy like you.

Funny as a pain in the ass!

You don't think I'm funny, Billy?

Funny I'm not, Bob?

No, it was the new guy.

He doesn't get your humor yet.

We just hired him...

We just hired him, Bob?! You're Siamese twins,

Siamese twins you are.

You've been stuck together since you were born...

That's what I meant...

That's as funny as it gets.

That's why I picked you guys, Billy Bob!

Because you're a couple of freaks!

The freakiest freaks I've ever freaked out with!

You asked for it, Jimmy! Ofelia!

Yes, Super?

Get me my two best agents,

the best-trained, bravest and smartest!

The crème de la crème!

Eight hours, zero minutes, zero seconds.

That's the local time, sweetie. I want Zulu time.

Five hours, zero minu...

Exactly!

- How would you like your coffee? - Sunny side up.

Morning, boss. I brought you the international press.

You're featured in every newspaper again.

The Einstein News got a great photo of you.

And that's not even my best side.

You only have three sides, boss. Your good side...

your better side...

and your cowabunga side!

Hm, it's a tad warm.

I programmed it at zero degrees, just the way you like it.

Pick me out something to wear.

Something simple and elegant?

Surprise me.

No.

This one.

Excellent choice, Mortadelo.

You look great in everything!

Recognition process engaged.

Identity confirmed.

Good morning! How did the gentlemen rest today?

Get to the point.

Of course, excuse me. Here's the situation.

Secret documents of high strategic value stolen

from the information agency. Mission: recover them.

Code name: Red Bird.

Coordinates: 452378 east, 56 west.

Use the convertible C.A.R. transporation unit.

- Expense account? - Unlimited.

300 million was just transferred to your credit card.

Even God would friend you on Facebook! I mean it, boss.

Go get the car. I'll fly.

I could get used to this.

Listen closely, Red Bird.

Nobody messes with the T.I.A.

ignition!

Wow! It's Agent Filemon Pi!

In person!

- In the flesh! - Super-agent!

Super-agent! Over here!

Pass me the wheel.

All yours, boss.

- Would you mind? - Man do people love you!

I can't wait to tell my wife!

Here, I'll do the thing with the baton.

What a class act!

Gorgeous! You're gorgeous!

Red Bird in Quadrant 19.

I already noticed. Buckle up.

I don't need to. I trust you.

It's not that, I don't want to get a ticket.

Target on radar. Target locked.

What's the plan, boss?

Take out the bad guys, get the Super's safe back

and make it back in time for the press conference.

That's the plan.

MORTADELO AND FILEMON

VS. JIMMY THE FREAK

They get us out of bed for this?

To intercept a blender with pedals?

Yeah, I thought this would be more exciting.

Wow, that's freaky!

Looks like this will be fun after all.

Let's see who has a bigger bite!

The Super's little safe is getting scratched.

I think this guy wants to rub it in your face, boss!

Let him try.

This guy just crossed the line.

What do you mean?

He's going to eat some lead!

Now what? Why is he showing us his rear?

You want a complete damage report?

Nah, I already see it. A little body work and a paint job.

You nailed it.

- Take out the pen, Mortadelo. - Yes, sir.

This freak's going to sign the accident report.

There's a hot... a fine piece of...

I mean there's a lady on board, boss!

Abort, Mortadelo!

Impossible! The missile has passed the point of no return!

Maximum power, Mortadelo! Mach five!

Nobody's ever survived Mach five!

Then we'll have to look snazzy to pick up our Guinness.

Now that's a beautiful piece of fine handiwork!

Just what the doctor ordered!

Approaching impact!