Samantha Who?

***Coming up,the most successful new comedy of the season,"samantha who?

It's come to our attention that you've accidentally taken home

a pair of our courtesy flip-Flops,

and unless you return these and the last three

Hi,uh,this is brian.

I met you at that party,and you tried on my hat. Remember?

I said you looked cute in it,but that didn't mean

you could keep i fun fact about samantha newly

**Before my amnesia,everyone hated me..

Except a few people,like these two

A childhood friend and,for some reason,my ex-Boyfriend.

So. I haven't seen you since we were at the hospital

hanging out,waiting for sam to wake up out of her coma.

Yeah.

Good times,huh?

I told you i was pregnant in confidence!

Who does that to another person?

And restssured,you'll be hearing from my lawyer!

They had to drain the entire pool!

Look,youknew i was allergic to nuts.

Okay,okay,i get it,i get it.

Record greeting.

I'm..

Sorry!

Leave a message after the beep.

samantha. who Season 01 Episode 03

I am just not gonna check the machine anymore.

I mean,if those people wanna find me,they can just hunt me down.

No,no,that's not good.

But those people don't know the new you.

I'm having a great time with you.

You know,hanging out..

Kickin' it.

B.F.F.S.

Step off,beeyotch!I'll cap yo' ass!

I have no idea where that just came from.

I just meant to say,"yes,me,too.

" Ms. Newly,the tailor dropped something off for you. I'll get it.

So how did it happen,anyway?

I mean,how did How did you and i drift apart?

Ohyou know how it is with kids.

You know,one day you're climbing in each other's bedroom windows latet night..

And sharing secrets and drinking cocoa.

You know,and the next day,one of you stands up the other one at mccorkle's beef grindery

to go ice-Skating with the eighth grade cheerleaders.

Oh,dena,i'm really

Don't say anything.

I'll just..

Call your machine.

- Here you are. - Cool.

Althea's bridal. Who?

It's a bridesmaid'dress.

- I'm a bridesmaid? - I thinso.

- In a wedding? - I think so!

Oh,who is this?Did the Did the tailor know?

Did they say anything at all?

Only that you should ignore the warning on the plastic bag.

Feel free to use it as a toy.

Somebody likes me!

Where's all that mail that i brought back from todd's?

It's on your bed. Don't run in the house.

She's a bridesmaid!

- In a wedding? - Yeah.

You mean someone liked her?

Yes,mother,it is possible,despite my upbringing.

Dena,look at this bathroom.

There's the bathroom that i want.

Well,we don't need a new bathroom. Ours is fine.

But we can afford it.

And i want one.

When we built this house,the plumbing was Was state-Of-The-Art.

Well,so was yours. Things change.

I found it!I found the invitation.

Valerie bromquist and trey wells.

Who are they?Anyone?Anyone?

Well,i knew a trevor chadney once.

So you are cordially inved to blah,blah,blah,blah,blah..

Special lodging rates.. Salmon or beef.

Here. Okay,the date is..

Of course!

It's today!

Well,you're never gonna make it,sweetheart. Yeah?

Watch me.

Somebody likes me,and it is an honor to be asked

and i am not gonna let down my good friend victoria.

Valerie. Whatever.

It's at the hyperion hotel.

Gee,these people must be loaded.

Look,though. Look at the wedding party rates. That i really reasonable.

Holy cow,with

With my hotel points,it's almost free.

Oh,i've always wanted to stay there.

Well,we have to stay there. We can't afford not to.

Okay,then we're allonna go. But you gotta go,gotta go.

Get ready,get ready.

Okay,go!Go!

All right,and,dena,you're gonna be my date.

Me?

If i die tomorrow,i'll die a happy girl!

Unless it's from something painful..

Or slow,like being dragged by a train.

A Champagne Reception

Oh,good,they haven't started yet.

All right,i'm gonna go try to find veronica.

No,wait,wait.

Ve-Vee Van Van Vancouver.. Valedictor Valerie!Valerie.

All right,you go find a seat.

And,mom,dad,you two take the bags up,and i'll see you later.

All right?

Have fun.

I don't know why you won't let a bellman help you with those.

No way.

That's how these places get ya.

What do i look like,some kinda..

Rube?

** todd.

Sam.

Oh,no. We were invited to this together.

Oh,god,that's so sweet of you to still come,but,you know,i-I brought dena.

And,oh,this is so awkward..

For you.

I'm the photographer. You got me this job.

What are you doing here?

Sam!Andrea.

What are you doing here?

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

I am obviously in the wedding.

Now come on. I don't want i need to find the bride,okay?

Valerie.

Buh,bleh,ah.

Get that bitch out of re.

I found her.

Disinvited?

But she likes me.

How could she disinvite somebody that she likes so much?

Oh,i don't know.

It might be because you started a little

wedding pool on how long the marriage would last.

Well,that's not very likable.

Ordinarily,i'd find it hilarious.

But i've spent way too much time getting in with valerie to take your side.

What do you mean,"get in"?

Well,she's an old friend of yours,and i finally got you to introduce me.

Her family's loaded.

They have a yach i want friends that have a yacht.

The fact that i was not disinvited when you were is a very positive sign.

In fact,you know,i probably shouldn't even be seen with you right now.

Okay,sorry,doll.

To endure whatever comes..

Dena?

Gotta go. Let's ||.

By taking each other's hand in marriage,lerie and trey are..

And their love is so powerful

That love these two beautiful people share in..

- What? - It allows them to become..

Is the wedding over already?

We just orred up an artisanal cheese plate.

No,we need to get our bags because we are leaving.

You mean quitting.

Dena,i'm not gonna stay somewhere where i'm not wanted.

Well,it'sot that hard.

You get used to it.

Hello?

Guess where i'm calling you from.

- The bathroom. - The bathroom!

It's like the palace of versailles in there Heated floors.

- Regina,we have to have heated floors. - We'll see.

Why don't you guys just stay and enjoy the room,and we'll just get a cab home?

Why are you leaving?What did you do this time?

Why is it that you immediately assume that i've done something wrong?

I mean,i-I-I did do something wrong.

But was the old m and now the new me has to leave.

Oh,honey,i wish i could just put my arms

around you and make this whole thing go away.

But it might be easier for everyone if you just assumed a new identity.

Yeah,get yourself a wig,not a cheap ||e.

Can you do any accents?

What do you think of the name rose lafleur?

Okay,stop it.

She's not going anywhere.

What are you gonna do?

You're gonna run away every time you meet somebody that you hurt?

Spend five minutes with that valerie,and

she'll see that you're not the old you anymore.

'Cause i'm not,huh?

No,you're not.

No. I'm not r.

Thank you,dena. Thank you.

You know what?I'm gonna go down there,and i am gonna make valerie understand that

and then i'm gonna make her forgive me,

and then you and i are gonna rock this wedding,and we are gonna bring it.

- We're gonna bring it! - And we are gonna rip it.

We're gonna rip it!

And we're gonna sock it to 'em.

- That's all i got. That's it. - That's all she's got.

Sex.

Well,we gotta hurry. The cheese is coming.

I am so sorry about that wedding pool,but,you see,

i don't know why i did it because..

I have amnesia.