E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Agent: I think I see him!

Agent: This way!

Steve: Five. Mike: Oh, great.

So you got an arrow right in your chest. And you're out 10 melee rounds.

Oh, no. Greg: Don't worry about it, Mike. I got resurrection.

I'm already one of the undead. I can still throw death spells.

Greg: I'm just trying to help you out, man. Don't be so cranky.

How about throwing a spell over the pizza man?

Where's our pizza, man?

Well, I'm ready now to play.

I'm ready to play now, you guys.

We're in the middle, Elliott. You can't just join any universe in the middle.

I got him! I got him!

What am I asking for?

Greg: Yeah. Elliott: Mike?

Greg: I know. It's not for us, it's for his mother.

Mike?

Papa-oom-mow-mow. You have to ask Steve. He's game master.

He has absolute power.

Steve? Tyler: Steve, can I play now?

Go wait for the pizza first.

Thenltnin? Yeah, youtein.

Figure out your strategy. You're playing after Greg.

Plenty of sausage and pepperonis.

Everything but the little fishies.

Harvey?

Harvey, is that you, boy?

Tyler: Over here, you guys.

Mike: Stop it. Tyler: Sony.

Harvey?

Tyler: All's you can get is those 40-year-olds.

Mary: How do you win this game anyway?

Steve: There's no winning. It's like life. You don't win at life.

Greg: Money helps.

Elliott: Mom! Mom! There's.

Mom! Mom! There's something out there! It's in the tool shed.

It threw the ball at me.

Quiet!

Nobody go out there.

Mary: Stop. Now, you guys stay right here.

Mike: You stay here, mom. We'll check it out.

And put those knives back! Elliott: Come on, mom!

Mary: It's okay, Elliott.

Mary: Let's go get the flashlight.

Hold it. Wait a minute.

Tyler: Creeps. Creepy.

Mary: What exactly did you see? Steve: It's dark out here.

Elliott: In there.

Steve: It's scary.

Greg: Psst.

Mary: There's nothing in here.

Mike: The gate's open.

Look at these.

Coyote's come back again, mom.

Mary: Okay, party's over. Everybody, back inside now.

Get out. Hurry up.

Quick. Hurry up. Come on.

Tyler, give me that knife.

Oh, great. Nice one, Elliott.

It was an accident.

Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

Him.

Mary: In the house. Mike: You geek, man.

Elliott: But mom, it was real. I swear. Tyler: Douche bag.

Mary: No douche-bag talk in my house.

Elliott: Elliott, you're crazy.

Hello.

Hello?

Gertie: What are you going as for Halloween?

Elliott: I'm not going to stupid Halloween.

Why don't you go as a goblin?

Shut up.

It's not that we don't believe you, honey.

Well, it was real. I swear.

What are you going as, gert?

I'm going as a cowgirl.

Elliott: So what else is new?

Maybe it was aniguana. Elliott: It was no iguana.

Mike: Maybe a...

You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?

Alligators in the sewers.

All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.

I couldn't have imagined it.

Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.

A deformed kid.

Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

It was nothing like that, penis breath!

Elliott!

Sit down.

Dad would believe me.

Maybe you ought to call your father and tell him about it.

I can't. He's in Mexico with Sally.

Where's Mexico?

Excuse me.

I'm going to kill you.

Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is,

don't touch it. Just call me.

And we'll have somebody come and take it away.

Like the dogcatcher?

They'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

Mary: It's your turn to do the dishes, fellas.

I set and cleared. I set and cleared.

Mike: I did breakfast. I did breakfast.

What's the matter, mom?

He hates Mexico.

Damn it! Why don't you grow up? Think how other people feel for a change.

Mom.

Mom. Mom!

Michael.

Michael. Mom.

Wow.

Okay, you're hot.

I'll be back.

Mike: Mary, can I back the car out?

Mary: Not one foot past the driveway.

You were outside last night waiting for that thing to come back, weren't you?

Mary: Are you going to live if I go to work?

Okay. No TV.

Mary: Come on.

Mommy, look what Michael did.

This and that...

I see them, gert. And when I catch him, I'll catch him.

Come on. Don't be afraid.

It's all right. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Do you talk?

You know, talk?

Me, human.

Boy.

Elliott.

Elliott.

Elliott: Elliott.

Coke. See, we drink it.

It's a drink. You know, food?

These are toys. These are little men.

This is greedo.

And then, this is hammerhead.

You see, this is walrus man.

And then this is snaggletooth.

And this is lando calrissian. See?

And this is Boba Fett.

Look. They can even have wars. Look at this.

And look. Fish.

The fish eat the fish food and the shark eats the fish,

but nobody eats a shark.

See, this is pez. Candy.

You see, you eat it.

You put the candy in here

and then when you lift up the head, the candy comes out and you can eat it.

You want some?

This is a peanut.

You eat it.

But you can't eat this one because this is fake.

This is money. You see?

We put the money in the peanut.

You see? Bank.

You see? And then,

this is a car.

This is what we get around in.

See? A car.

Hey! Hey! Wait a second.

No. You don't eat them.

Are you hungry?

I'm hungry.

Stay.

Stay. I'll be right here.

Okay? I'll be right here.

Harv!

He won't bite.

Come on, Harvey.

He'll like this.

This.

This.

Are you okay?

Too much excitement, huh?

Want a coke?

There are so many people to see

so many people you can check up on and add to your collection

but they keep you hanging on

nothing but health shit.

Add to your collection but they keep you hanging on.

Elliott: Mike, Mike, come in.

How you feeling, faker? I'm feeling fine.

Look, I got something really important...

Tyler said he got 69,000 on asteroids yesterday.

But he pulled the plug. Look, remember the goblin?

You're so lame, Elliott.

Come on, Michael. He came back.

He came back?

He came back?

Oh, my god!

Elliott: One thing.

I have absolute power.

Say it.

Say it! What have you got? Is it the coyote?

No. Look...