The first 200 lines.
That's enough.
Oh, God!
Go to your classes before 9:00 a.m. from tomorrow.
Yes!
Please.
He didn't take a bath today, did he?
He probably has to attend his morning classes.
Won't he be allowed in the class if he takes a bath, Mary?
That Joseph and Mary's son was Jesus.
But, this Joseph and Mary..
Thanks. - Maradona! Wait, I'm coming too.
No way. By the time you limp your way down, I'll be late.
I have to catch the St. George bus.
Sofia!
I am leaving.
Tell your dad that the breakfast is ready.
Your dad, the super hit director, need not know about anything else.
Don't take her words seriously. You know how she is. - Yes.
Don't waste your time. Go to your class.
I have a meeting to attend.
Okay.
It's disgusting to see loafers showing off their underwear.
Excuse me! No one's forcing you to look at it.
You don't have to pay tax for this.
It's free of charge. - What? - Yes.
"What's your problem, aunty?"
"Aunty.."
"Low waist pants with a yoyo style"
"The spinach vendor finds it disgusting."
"Dude!"
"Dude, we're in trouble."
Son, this stuff is cancerous.
Learn from me.
Even though I sell these things
I don't smoke, drink or have any other bad habits.
You deserve to be run over by a lorry. - What?
I think chewing this stuff is a better option then.
"What's your problem, brother?"
"Brother! Brother!"
"If I do something that he doesn't do"
"it is a bad habit, mister!"
"If I do what he does"
"I'm a well behaved gentleman, mister!"
"Dude!"
"Dude, stop bluffing!"
You will never prosper, scoundrel!
You'd think that he's from a royal family, based on his appearance.
In reality.. - Why is he cursing like saint Durvasa?
Hello, is this the railway station? - 'Yes.'
There is a bomb in a train. - 'Which train?'
Sorry, I can't reveal that.
The bomb might be in any train.
Fire force. - Sir, in Shivapuram, sorry Panayur..
someone fell into a well. Please, come soon! - Oh, my God!
Let some people suffer today.
Just for fun.
KL-09-J-9652.
I'll have to enquire at the RTO office for the owner information.
"Paupers will always have no money."
"Long live yoyo style."
"Is there no one to ask about this?"
"I'm there to ask about it."
Idiot, don't you have a mother or a sister at home?
They have gone to Ooty. They'll come back tomorrow. Why?
Look at how he's talking back! Scoundrel!
Keep quiet, old woman. It'll soon be time for your last rites.
Oh, no! - Don't push me!
Get lost! Don't you have anything else to do other than
groping women in the morning? Pervert!
Let's go..
Lucky old man!
"Many white stars.. I want to reach for the stars."
"I want to blow off the smoke like a sage."
"We love fun. We love women."
"I am a sage, a tricky sage."
"A tricky sage."
This is my number. What's your number?
What for?
Just for fun.
My number is 100.
"Dude, I'm in trouble."
What the hell is this?
Did the telephone company give you some kind of punishment?
Why have you written down so many phone numbers?
Do you give your number to every girl you see?
I will bash you so badly
that you will find it hard to take a leak.
Excuse me. - Yes?
Sir, I am Joseph.
I am the manager of State Bank, Manayoor branch.
Please have a seat. Move aside! - He is my dad, sir!
Is that so?
So, you're this infamous eve-teaser's dad. Be seated.
As per the Article 354
your son will be imprisoned for two years
and his photo will appear in the newspapers.
No, sir. Please do not register a case.
If people come to know about this matter
I am as good as dead.
Sir, I will do anything. - No.
That is not necessary.
Please, sir. Let him go, just this once.
Why do you put your dad through this? Answer me.
Take all your stuff and leave.
Thank you, sir! - Okay.
Thank you, sir. - Okay.
Excuse me.
We took a loan from your bank
in my wife, Sridevi's name.
We pay Rs. 3000 every month towards it.
If you don't mind
you could help me out
by paying the instalment for this month.
Joseph!
Joseph! He hasn't come out of his room today! I'm scared!
He didn't eat anything today.
Didn't I tell you not to scold him?
Nowadays, children commit suicide for the silliest reasons.
Oh! My God.
What if my son.. - Don't make me tense as well!
Let me see. Come.
Son!
Hey!
Maradona! - Son!
Son! - Son!
Son! Open the door!
Oh, no!
Hold the side-table.
What do you see? Can you see him?
Is he there? Tell me something.
There's nothing on the fan.
Look properly.
Oh!
Oh, no! What is it? Tell me, Joseph!
What happened? What is it, Joseph?
Don't bother about him not eating.
We have to get him married first.
Oh, Jesus!
What sin have I committed
to deserve a son like him?
'Fundraiser for Save Children Forum.'
'48 hour non-stop backward walking stunt by Khader Moosa!'
Give me some water.
"Moosa!"
Towel. - Here, take it.
Oh. - "Moosa!"
Victory.. - Hail Mr. Moosa.
On time! - Hail Mr. Moosa.
Victory! - "Moosa."
Dear all.. - Take the mic, Moosa!
Dear people!
None of the stunts that I have done before
has been as satisfactory as today's stunt.
That's because
Chandran, who is the secretary
of the organisation that aims for the betterment of street children
called the Save Chandran Forum..
It's 'Save Children'.
...I mean, Save Children Forum
has organised this fundraiser.
Cheers! Cheers!
I thank all the people who donated
generously for this event. My next stunt.. - Moosa, be seated.
When we asked Moosa to do this event for the street kids
he was more enthusiastic about it than us
and I cannot thank him enough for that.
Hail Moosa!
Let many more like Moosa come forward for the noble cause.
I'd like to express my sincere gratitude to everyone present here.
I conclude my speech. Thank you!
I will speak now. My dear people!
The money collected for the forum
Rs. 10,000.75, will be handed over by Mr. Moosa
to the famous movie director, James Kuruvila
as a part of the inauguration ceremony!
The cash is here. Take photographs!
Doesn't Mr. Chandran have anything better to do?
Ask them to click some photos.
Where's the photographer? - Did you take the photographs?
Oh, really? The famous director.
He made a film long back
which was a big box office flop.
Your dad is still boasting about it.
Maradona!
What? Am I not right?
Your dad is a jobless director.
Take a photo..
'Who is this guy?'
Prem! - Master. - Take the class.
G-Good morning.
Good morning.
I am Maradona. - What? - M-Maradona.
I wish to learn karate.
Why did you choose to come here?
There are many other karate classes in the neighbourhood.
But, I want to be your student. - Oh, these admirers..
It was quite difficult to find your address.
Okay, why do you want to learn karate?
I.. That..
A healthy mind resides in a healthy body.
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