Bewakoofiyaan (बेवकूफ़ियां)

What is this sir?

You guaranteed that you'd teach me in a week!

My promotion's going to be announced today.

Which means life will be moving forward...

But look at my reverse! It sucks!

Relax, you'll be fine...

See this watch?

A student gifted it to me yesterday...

foreign... not the watch, my student.

A teacher's reward... don't you forget.

C'mon try again...

Man...I'm getting an automatic!

Why are you wasting my time teaching me on manual gears?

If you learn on the manual stick shift,

you'll be able to drive any car in the world.

Who knows, today you're driving an automatic,

tomorrow you may not even own a cycle!

Sir must you think such evil thoughts aloud early in the morning?

My promotion is up today... Say something positive.

Well if the teacher's reward is in my fate,

you will surely get your promotion.

Sir if you keep sharing these wise thoughts..

...Instead of teaching me how to drive,

I'm never going to reach the office...

then no promotion, no car. - Got a girlfriend?

How does it matter? - What did you say her name was?

Mayera

Put it in self...

Now focus on her, see her face before your eyes...

take her name lovingly and leave the clutch...

Mayera...

Ya baby Mayera - See the girlfriend's magic!?

Hey jigida jigida Hey jigida jigida

Hey jigida jigida Hey hey jigida jigida

Tell the stars not to bend for me,

The sun like a candle shines on my night.

Each goal waits for me patiently,

The lines of my palm change when I like.

I have a blank sheet in my hands,

To write whatever I like.

My days will be like this,

My friends will be so,

Even my God makes all my wishes come true.

He)! jigida jigida

Hi hotness... is it new?

Zara... you like?

Very hot... Shall I gobble you up?

He)! jigida jigida

Hey hey jigida jigida

Ok... See you at lunch.

Today is promotion day right?

So eat in your cubicle. - Ok

Keep working... look extra busy...

Usual tactics dear... - Bye bye bye bye

Hello - Oh sorry...

Bye love you.. - Bye..see ya... Have a good day

Fingers crossed. Bye

Mornings rise when I gesture.

The moon revolves

around my roof-top. - We'll get a good bargain sir.

Start with your price, then come to ours...

That's how we build relationships.

Our horizontals, your verticals...

Can only integrate them both with forward planning..

...and long term thinking sir!

Strategise Sir!

I have an account in the shop of desires,

Even destiny is designed to fit my form.

Like balls of wool,

My ways unfold.

Below my feet,

If I find my dream,

it will try to come true-

And follow my lead.

Congratulations sir, you made the right decision!

I'm mailing you the contract right away sir!

I got it... I'm a little too cool man...

Hi - Wassup?

Promotion?

Post lunch

Post lunch

Cool

No, no, no, this is not working...

See, over here...

Those better than me,

Try a hundred tricks,

But I am not afraid, no way.

If they block my road,

I will jump, I will jolt.

I will get ahead some way.

I will bolt my plans in place,

I will turn the spanner strong,

I will tightly screw my victories,

To the solid ground.

Take away the sky,

I will still fly, high...

He)! jigida jigida

Hey hey jigida jigida

Hey hey jigida jigida

Go to hell!

What a crap raise!

Hey what about you?

What a shame it took them this long..

...now if they'd done this a year ago..

I'd have easily doubled productivity by now...

Meet the new Senior Executive, Marketing and Sales.

Wow! You're really cool bro...

Thanks... thanks guys

Guess what? - What?

Check this out.

Wow... Gold! - Guess the credit limit.

Hmmm... two?

Hunh! Three!

WOW!

Wow! - Mayera no Mayera

you bought sandals just last month...

What do you think? - Very hot...

Shall I gobble you up?

It's slightly expensive...

Should I?

Go for it. - Here you go.

Hang on...

Wow! Platinum!

When did this happen? - Today!

And the credit limit... four lakhs?

Wow... the four lakh platinum card...

And here I'm showing off my three lakh gold...

Why didn't you tell me dear?

Sweetheart... I didn't want to ruin your excitement...

This is why... - Your card ma'am.

Mayera... you're too...

Love you. - I love you too...

Your signature please...

Thanks

Thank you - You are welcome sir

Enjoy your cheesecake

Uuuhh.. nice - This is yumm

So where do we go from here?

Back to office

No silly... we've been together for two years,

now what?

What?... Now?

Papa is looking for proposals... all multi millionaires.

Hmm...

Multi-millionaire ha!! Not bad!

Not bad.

Ok, I will say yes to the richest guy.

Done? - Done...

Excuse me.

Cheque please...

My turn!!...

Wow!!

Ok Mayera Sehgal,

if I was promoted a year ago,

I would have proposed then

and saved you from Papa Osama's bombardment

Anyway, now that I'm a Senior Executive,

So...

Will you marry me?

Yes...

Let me tell papa...

Mention Senior Executive Mohit Chaddha...

Osama will be impressed...

If you call my dad Osama once more,

I swear I'll mix RDX in your coffee!

Tell him about my car... my car... - Ok.

Hey, tell him that... - Shush... ringing...

Hi papa - Why didn't you call at lunch time?

I was in an important meeting...

I sent you an sms, you never read them...

Should I read my transfer orders now, or your messages?

Transfer... Oh no, not again!

Bloody...

Just a month away from retirement...

and they've transferred me to bloody Animal Husbandry...

Animal what?

Husbandry...

It's under the Ministry of Agriculture...

isn't there one decent posting in my fate...

I will resign, today itself...

I'm going to write such a stinker of a resignation letter,

It'll shake up the whole Government... you see...

Like you've sent any of the resignation letters

that you wrote after the last six transfers!

Ok!

This time I'll do it!

I'll send in the resignation... you wait!

Ok bye... bye I love you

Hmm.. so

He's very lumpy yam...

More than normal?

Animal husbandry ya! Not fair no...

I know, poor animals...

But when he's in a better mood,

you have to come over officially, to ask for my hand in marriage.

Hello... I'm not coming over to ask for your hand!

I can't do this please...

Please ask for my hand... He is old school.

He'll be happy, we'll be happy.

I love you.