Kim's Convenience

They were

like badger claws.

No.

So, I said,

"Don't clip them

in the bathtub."

But he insists

they just go down

the drain.

So, I'm in the shower

the next day

and his nail clippings

are cutting my feet

like shards of glass.

Oh, excuse me.

I forget something.

When Mr. Kim clips,

his nails go everywhere

like a shotgun.

You can hear them

hit the window.

Excuse me, but why

does Mr. Kim

keep going to the bath?

Oh!

He thinks it's rude to,

you know...

Bang-gwi.

Bang-gwi?

Fart!

Oh, I see.

Well, he's made

quite a few trips.

Yeah, he have

a big lunch.

They say

chewing your food helps,

but I never noticed

the difference.

Ta!

Bye!

Hi Janet.

Hi Mrs. Mehta.

Hi, Umma.

Appa, I can't work

tomorrow.

Janet, have to stick

to schedule.

I'm sorry,

something came up

at school.

Okay.

Get me nice

cold drink from back

and I work for you.

Deal! You're the best.

Thank you.

What for?

She want a day off,

have to pay price.

Three, two...

Oh! Oh, my God.

Appa, you're disgusting.

Thank you, Janet.

Enjoy your day off.

You must be hungry.

Oh, Umma,

you are too good to me.

Hmm.

Mug is dirty.

No, I just take

from dishwasher.

Why is there egg

on the fork?

Everything fresh

from the dishwasher.

Enjoy your snack.

I see.

Snack sneak attack.

Okay.

I look into fixing

dishwasher next week.

You already fix it

that's why it's broken.

We can't afford a new one.

We can afford this one.

But, uh... we already

have the most

beautiful dishwasher

right here.

Okay.

We start looking

for new dishwasher...

Mmm-hmm.

...machine

Not wife.

Okay.

I start looking

for new la-Z-Boy.

Husband not chair.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey! You're not going

to have time for breakfast.

Oh! I ate my cereal

in the shower.

It's all about

the multitask.

So, you're telling me,

the bowl's still in there?

Yeah, but it's clean...

Multitask.

You might wanna

multitask your fly there,

champ.

Great, now

I'm gonna be late.

Oh...

Terence is pretty relaxed

about that.

Nah, it's just the merge.

Now it's all like,

"Do your job,

show up on time.

Quit challenging Terence

to rap battles."

It's a pretty tight ship.

Mmm, it's the exact same

at my new job.

The phones keep ringing,

I gotta answer

and it's like...

"Hello," and they're like,

"I need to rent a car."

And I'm like,

"I can help you with that."

And they're like,

"Thanks."

Totally!

Hey, if it ever lets up,

you should come by...

See the old gang.

We could grab lunch.

Love to.

You ready?

Um...

You go ahead,

I spilled coffee on my tie.

Hey, have fun

at the competition.

Ah!

Watch your back, pal.

...Preview of the--

Forgot my podcast,

Murdertown.

It's kinda creepy

but the music's really cool.

You ready now?

Yeah, yeah.

Let's both go

to our jobs.

Okay!

Wassup, nerd?

Still in your PJs?

Your fake job

doesn't usually start

until noon.

It was a close call

with Kimch,

so I had to leave.

I'm sure if you

just told him...

It will just make him

feel bad for having

my old job.

Who put this dirty plate

on my desk?

The same person

who's about to pour

coffee on your computer.

I'm just trying to create

a healthy work space.

Maybe start by creating

some work.

All the jobs out there

are dust.

I got my GED

and everything.

And that's great,

not what

I'd lead with but...

I just want

a legit position.

Good company,

my own office,

likeable co-workers.

Just call your own job.

Just talk to Shannon.

It's complicated.

What'd you do?

Did you sleep together?