Ridiculousness

Get back up there.

Ooh!

What's up?

I am Rob Dyrdek.

Welcome to Ridiculousness.

With me, as always, Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast.

All right, we got an amazing show today.

A man that needs no introduction, a man who was

built to be on this show.

When I show this package of highlight videos he has, you'll

already know.

Take a look at this.

Hi, I'm Steve-O, and I'm about to jump into some poop.

Ow! It's on my eye!

Oh!

Yo, get ready, get ready.

Ow!

Ow!

Ladies and gentlemen, Steve-O!

Thank you, brother.

Thank you.

Give it up for Steve-O, man.

Now, Steve-O, I'm excited.

You're built for this show.

It's amazing, man.

It's so good to be here.

Tell me this. Throughout the history of Jackass, and

Wildboyz, and everything that you have done, what's the thing

that's the most craziest to you?

There was this one time with me and Chris Pontius, okay?

We were with this girl.

Okay.

She said a couple of really incredible things.

She said at one point, "I wish I had two mouths."

Okay.

Okay.

At another moment in the same gathering, she said...

She said, "would you guys stop looking at each other?"

Ladies and gentlemen, we just got a very awkward sex story

from Steve-O.

Well, you are legendary, to say the least, and our first

category is about people trying to be you.

It's called "Wackass."

Take a look.

Not so fast!

I'm committed, I'm with this.

Go, go, go, go, go.

I'm out, I'm out.

You gotta commit.

You gotta commit.

This is called a "front side ski board to butt pucker."

Yeah, pucker your hole, 'cause it's blown out.

I love this, man.

I love this.

That... that's not whack.

- For some reason, MTV never lets us show these... - I know!

But this one slipped through standards, people.

Faster!

Don't worry. My spine broke my fall.

Setup!

But what's up with the white fro, though?

That's a ginger fro right there.

Barnyard birth control!

I'm sick of kids.

Oh! Oh!

Is that his shoe that goes that far?

Look.

Is that his shoe?

That his shoe going that far?

Oh, my God.

69 in the behind.

All: Oh!

- Dead leg, dead leg! - What is that?

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Get it out!

I can't feel my butt hole.

Tell my story!

I couldn't even focus on the dart, the guy's dancing was so incredible.

Okay, Steve-O, you have probably been kicked, shot,

punched, and shit-whipped in the nuts more than anyone alive.

I'm no stranger to the short end of the stick.

Okay.

One of the greatest ones is the Johnny Knoxville bare-ball,

fucking just whack 'em, pack, slap, right?

The old rusty peaches kick.

Okay, but that's not what we're talking about.

We're talking about a more specific

Let's take a look at this.

Dedicated to you... "Nut Snipers."

Rock and roll, baby.

How about one in the nuts?

Ow.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Make sure that helmet's tight, 'cause your balls are getting blasted.

Sorry I'm your father.

Base-balls!

Pipe-on-pipe action.

I know there's balls somewhere around here, and... got 'em.

Oh!

Hairy suckers.

Bruno Mars, ball shot.

- Laundry's done. - That's amazing.

This is engineering magic.

It's amazing.

Okay, how do you know it's gonna perfectly hit his head

with the right distance to hit his nuts?

Boom, bang!

Perfectly-engineered nut sniping, people.

All right, we'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

We are sitting here with Steve-O, who is known to get

wild with animals.

What was doing Wildboyz like?

Shit.

Oh, boy, here we go.

Tell me your craziest story with an animal.

"Well, there was this particular time.

I would say it was two goats now."

Hey, what's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you

through all the chaos of dealing with all those animals?

There was shark surfing.

There was... covered in chopped-up fish and chum, swimming with

great hammerheads.

You are so glad that's behind you, huh?

Yeah!

All right, let's take a look at some of your finer work with animals.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Both: Ow!

Pooping too!

Aah!

Ow! Get it off!

Steve-O, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean, that part when that lion jumped on you, I know that wasn't planned.

No, it wasn't planned at all.

And I'm up on the branch, and I said, "what's to stop one of

these lions from just climbing up the tree?"

And the animal handler says, "oh, lions don't climb trees."

And the lion just came right up, and I lost my will to live.

I just went limp.

Oh, my God.

Well, we like to call that lion a bully, so, we dedicated this

category "Animal Bullies."

Take a look.

Aren't you a pretty chicken?

Who you calling a chicken?

I'm a rooster, bitch!

Get the hell out of my coop!

Man, what a fucking goat.

- It's so cute! - Yo, I'm picking on the black one, too.

That was rad!

Oh, it's just a sweet little duck.