The first 200 lines.
Well
I'm going to trade you,
a beautiful Faience vase from Turkey.
For 4000.
I'd love to buy it from you.
It's very old.
Well
So, I am done with the deal.
It's your turn.
You speculate on the stock market and you're lucky:
the bank is paying you 4000.
Ow!
Ouch ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow, what a bad joke.
Um...
it's your turn.
Finally, our little paradise again, with the...
And Stephanie now says that:
Ballies!
Ballies.
With the loony Ballies.
Chance: Hotel Savoy.
Public auction of three objects.
I'll give you three real objects...
um hm
And tonight, the cold strawberry punch.
Isn't it cozy!
Okay.
The cat's in the stairwell again!
Here are three real objects.
Ow! Ow ow ow
Oh crap, ah! Ow!
What's going on?
Did you leave the door open again? Holy shit!
And then you dare to laugh!
Can it be true?
What a fleabag!
The whole arm is scratched!
Stephanie?
TIME OF MOULTING
Packing was really exhausting,
because we have so much stuff and a lot of clothes at home,
it was really exhausting.
And then we drove here in a big car.
A car?
I'd like to have a car, too.
And why?
Because my father found a job here now.
Which school do you go to?
Can we play at your place?
Um, I'll have a look.
Oh, one fell down.
Mum, there are two children outside.
We want to play inside, because it's raining.
What kind of children?
They just moved here.
It's them who want to play in here, you mean?
Oh God.
That's not such a good time now.
It doesn't look so nice in here.
I'll tell them that we're moving.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
One, two, three,
and the green guy's off the board.
The green guy's right off the board,
the green guy's right off the board,
the green guy's right off the board,
oh what a pity,
it's my mum's.
Six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, I knocked myself out.
Hmm
My mother didn't like this game at all.
Why not?
She always said it was too stupid for her.
I'm having fun.
Me too!
Mum,
by the way,
the cat peed on the pillow today.
But I cleaned it up.
Well done.
Thank you.
Just like back then... before that disappointment in England.
Have you ever been to England?
Nope, that's where the World Cup took place.
May I?
Now comes:
The great dice player!
You are the Netherlands,
you are Poland and I am Germany.
Which means
I'm win...
um oh
Hm!
Well, that's not so funny.
I think the battery's dead, don't you?
Wait, I think it's still working.
Check the cubbyhole,
there are new ones.
In the cubbyhole?
Uh-huh
Yoo-hoo!
Now it's completely dead.
Here somewhere, right?
On top!
Up there?
At the top of the closet?
What was that?
Uh, this stinks!
Something's leaking out here, yuck!
Don't put your hands in there!
Oh, man!
This all can't be happening!
We should have Power Saving Day every Sunday!
Or every Saturday,
that's not so close to Monday.
Turn on the light now Reinhardt!
Mum
I didn't see the chair
because it's so dark.
I am already very tired.
But I don't want to sleep yet!
Did dad fall over?
I don't know.
Stephie?
Look what I've found.
Who is that?
He's looking in a weird manner!
That's your grandpa in his butchery.
Your dad?
Did they have a lot of pigs back then?
Well
Uh, what is he doing?
Why is the pig opened?
These are all old days.
Your grandpa left long time ago.
I was younger than you are now.
He looks just like you.
I think pictures are great.
Especially photos.
Otherwise you wouldn't know what it used to look like in the old days.
So many strangers.
Are they all family?
I don't know.
I think they're colleagues of your granddad's.
I'm hungry.
But I want to stay here.
Then I'll try to get dinner ready.
Yeah, but don't mix up anything.
We still have the cookbook, don't we?
Yes.
Good.
Yuck!
Welcome to the show:
"The funniest of the evening"!
First, we give you the tip:
To hop around with your mom
on a fluffy, feathery pillow.
Secondly, let's give you the tip:
To have a nice dinner.
Thirdly, we give you the tip:
to swing into bed
so that you fall asleep immediately
and have sweet dreams.
Thank you very much,
these have been
Stephanie's recommendations for the evening.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Looks great.
Tastes good.
My back's hurting again.
Would you like to give me a little massage later?
A little later...
Do you even know them all?
No.
I don't read them.
They are too difficult, they are from my mother.
They're not difficult.
Oops!
Several worlds...
Little massage?
A tiny one?
Ha!
Then I'll have a...
green head.
Oh, four?
The back,
or is this the belly?
No, this is the back.
Move to the side, you fat purple pig.
The two...
it's your turn.
Oh, yeah, right away.
My fat purple pig broke down.
I can't do this.
Born stupid and nothing learned.
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