Sealab 2021

Hey, Stan!

Going to that local team ballgame tonight?

Afraid not, Dan.

The numbers came back from corporate...

and I have to get all these reports stapled together for the big meeting.

Well, I'll roll up my sleeves...

and we'll tackle this together, Stan.

Then we'll both attend that local sporting event.

Hey, thanks, Dan! You're a real team player.

Put me in, Coach!

Hey, Stan!

That's for borrowing my...stapler, you...bag!

That concludes the video portion of our teambuilding seminar.

Any questions?

So, you're saying don't stick staplers in teammates' eyes?

You're still not getting it.

If you, Stormy Waters, are the weak link...

you will end up with a stapler in your eye.

Can I--can I just make one point?

Is it--You're really kind of sticking a staple in their eyes, right?

What I'm saying is...

it's a difference between the staple, which is the--the metal thing...

and the stapler, which is the gun.

Maybe I'm being too literal.

But ll don't--1 mean, I don't-- This is a cartoon.

We left Sealab for the first time ever...

to watch some crappy teambuilding video?!

At least the air doesn't taste like pee out here.

I still don't see why...

we couldn't just go to Grizzlebee's or something.

Hesh has heard good things...

about that Grizzlebee's in Branson!

Oh! Vegas! We should go to Vegas!

I didn't even know they had a Grizzlebee's!

Shut it! This ain't no vacation.

Now, for the main event...

I've designed an activity to promote group thinking.

We'll be hunting the Chupacabra...

the most deadly beast known to man.

- What?! - Chupacabras!

Hesh is gonna hunt Chewbacca?!

I'm a big fan!

This is gonna be great-- to kill a hero!

Good God Almighty!

Those things have retractable fangs...

and tank treads for feet.

We'll be slaughtered!

As a team, Debbie.

We'll be slaughtered as a team.

What's a Chupacapra anyway?

Well, Stormy, legend has it that the Chupacabras...

were created by the Old Ones...

to guard their temple from the evil Cthulhu...

in a time before time.

We like to call it Pre-time or Un-time...

meaning “Not time."

Anyway, imagine a pie that my future self bakes...

and then sends back in time to my pre-past self--

but I can't eat it because the ingredients don't exist yet...

so I have to make my own ingredients.

Here's a pie chart with what you would need...

to make your own time pie.

Stormy, don't make me use this.

Hold on, I'm onto something here.

Well, we got plenty of guns and plenty of liquor.

And what could possibly go--

- Damn it, man! - Holy jeez!

Virjay, you all right?

I guess the thing just--

- 0h! - on, my God!

- Virjay, I am so sorry. - Oh! Damn!

Oops! This thing has a mind of its--

- Oh, my God! - Cover your eyes!

- Damn! - Now mine's doing it!

- Crap! - That's good, Stormy.

Now you and Sparks are cooperating...

increasing the team dynamic.

- Ow! - Shoot him again.

Captain Shanks!

- Booyah! - Oh, damn!

- Smoke that bitch! - Enough!

Someone kindly retrieve my medical kit from Deep Diver.

It's got my name on it.

No, we can't leave the campfire.

If we do, the Chupacabras will suck out our bones.

Oh, may Krashnu bless your fat tummy.

Yep, and they'll suck that out, too.

Told you.

Oh, Chewbacca ate Dolphin Boy!

Bad Wookie!

- People, calm down! - Get to the chopper!

That could be anybody.

Well, anybody that had Dolphin Boy's wallet...

and a picture of him being eaten by the Chupacabras...

and a Hello Ducky Bunny condom?

He was Hesh's best friend!

Chupacabras!

Or he could have been-- if Hesh ever talked to him.

Look...

we got the guns and liquor.

No!

I say we hunt these bastards now!

Son, I like your team spirit, but we best hunt by daylight.

Now, y'all want to watch Bloody, Blood, Blood...

or Screamy Scareface?

Let's see how those blood-sucking bastards like this. Yeah!

Stormy! Did you just throw bullets in the fire?!

It'll be like a ring of steel! Yeah!

A ring of what? We gotta get out of here!