Never Have I Ever

Oliver! What are you doing?

- Uh... nothin', babe. -I'm so sorry.

I am so sorry for getting in the background of your amazing video.

Did I ruin it?

I don't know.

Oliver, do you think her fit, shapely body ruined the video?

-This feels like a trap. -It is.

Okay. Now that you guys are all done with that nonsense,

I think it's time you kids head home.

I need Devi here to weed the garden.

The rotting tomatoes are attracting rats.

But that was Dad's garden. Why do I have to take care of it now?

Oh, I could do it,

if you don't mind taking over my dermatology practice.

Then we'd both have an equal job.

Fine, but can I have five minutes of privacy with my friends please?

Three minutes.

And the boy must leave now.

Uh, c-- can I take the rest of my soda with me?

Take your Dew and go.

-I'll see you later, mi amor. -Okay.

- How many likes have we gotten? -Only two so far.

One from Eleanor's dad and another from...

Eleanor's dad's dental practice.

Makes sense. He's trying to get on my good side,

so I'll be nicer to my stepmom.

Not gonna happen, Sharon. You're basic.

What about Paxton? He must've liked it.

No, not yet.

The truth is, Paxton and Devi were kind of nothing at the moment.

If we're cool now, should we meet up in your garage tomorrow?

Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore.

It just got weird, you know?

That's why she wanted to post this thirst trap in the first place...

so Paxton would like it, and maybe like her.

Wait. I don't see you guys talk that much at school.

Is he just using you as a sexy sidepiece and ignoring you in public?

That's disgusting.

Right, the sex.

No. Our relationship is rock solid. Don't sweat it.

Has he introduced you to his friends?

-No, but... -That tool!

-He's ashamed of you. -I don't know if you'd call it ashamed.

Oh, believe me. He's ashamed.

That's why I hate all men.

Well, except for your boyfriend, Alex Gomez.

Yeah, no. Alex Gomez.

I love that little guy. He's so important to me.

Devi, if Paxton doesn't acknowledge you, I swear to you, I will wreck him.

I took three semesters in stage combat.

Your three minutes are up!

Bye, guys.

-Devi, do you know what this is? -A tomato.

Nope. It is the best tomato in all the world,

because we grew it here.

It is the literal fruit of our patience and hard work.

Then why do the other ones look so bad?

They have bugs in them. I need to buy some spray.

Come. Let's go inside and show this to your mom.

Mom, Mom, guess what we found?

What if Anne Frank had an iPhone?

What if Winston Churchill had Wi-Fi?

This week, we're gonna break up into groups to pitch app ideas

that could've been used to mitigate the atrocities of the second World War.

Just for one day, can we learn

something that'll be on the future AP tests?

Come on. I worked really hard

to find a lesson that was outside the box for you guys.

Whatever. Just break up into groups of three.

You want to be in my group?

Whoa. Had he seen her sexy dance video and changed his mind?

Uh, yeah, sure. I could make that work.

-Cool. I'll be in your group too. - Cool.

Okay. Who doesn't have a group yet?

Ben could be in our group.

I prefer to work alone.

I don't want anyone diluting the quality of my project.

Actually, it looks like we're gonna have to have one foursome.

So how about both Ben and Eve, why don't you go join Eleanor and Fabiola?

Presentations are due on Monday.

We could meet at my house.

I got a shitload of Uncrustables in the freezer.

Nice.

Wait. So who are you?

This is Devi. She's cool.

And she's good at this stuff, so it's like a guaranteed A.

-That's why I asked her. - Sweet.

See you guys later.

Steve.

-Hi. -Hi, Kamala.

You know, I was just at The Cheesecake Factory for lunch.

Ordered our usual.

Loaded baked potato tots, hold the bacon?

Yeah.

Couldn't finish it though.

I've been such a mess about our breakup.

Well, that, and also, the portions are insane.

I saw someone eating pasta out of a bucket.

I know. I think about you, too.

I saw a couple riding a tandem bike.

It made me think of how you don't know how to ride a bike.

Yeah.

Okay. Goodbye.

Wait, Kamala, this is crazy.

Your parents can't force you to marry this guy.

They're not forcing me.

I have a choice...

between my family and a life of shame

that will disgrace me and my descendants for generations.

That's bullshit.

Maybe it is, but I can't betray my family.

I'm sorry.

You'll have to take someone else to the 21 Pilots concert

at the Honda Center.

Let me just say this.

I can't believe that a woman who was brave enough

to travel halfway around the world to pursue her dreams

would allow anyone to dictate who she can be with.

So, Devi, what a pretty name.

You know, the woman who threads my eyebrows is Indian.

Do you know her?

I don't know. What's her name?

I'm not sure. I want to say...

Pragupshmala?

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Paxton!

Oh, my goodness. All of that swimming has given you some muscles.

If your prom date cancels on you, you know where to find me.

At the nearest wine bar.

Thanks. I'm not too worried though.

I've been going to prom since seventh grade.

Hmm, bet you could pick me up and throw me.

Mom, get out! We need to do our project.

So... should we start brainstorming some ideas?

Mm, yeah. I got a really good idea.

What if there's an app that turns your phone into a gun?

Then you can kill the Nazis with your gun. Bam. War is over.

So, like, how would your app turn your phone into a gun?

Same way Transformers work. You just push a button, and it does it.

-Okay. Good idea, Trent. -Thank you.

Since we are brainstorming, I actually have some ideas, too.

Awesome. Let's see what you got, Lil' D.

Holy shit! Did Paxton H-Y just give her a nickname?

You don't do that

unless you plan on referring to that person a ton in the future.

Speaking of D's, did you see Zoe's Insta?

She posted a Boomerang of her doing jumping jacks.

-Shut up. -Whoa.

Whoa.

Dude, let me see.

Wow.

That bouncing's mad hypnotic, yo.

We're redoing my acrylic gels.

I prefer a round square, and maybe a tasteful ombre in neutral pinks.

Fab, what would you like?

Um...

Clear nail polish, please.

Oh, come on. Try some fun nail art.

I saw a girl who had ice-cream cones with sassy faces.

Uh, all right. Can I get little computers?

No. That's ugly.

Try something girly, like a flower or a cute bird.

What's your favorite bird?

Um...

I guess a chicken?

Okay. So how's that group project coming?

It's fine.

Eleanor and I got stuck with this annoying kid, Ben,

and this other girl, Eve.

Uh-oh.

Sounds like someone has a crush.

What? No, I don't have a crush.

As a scientist, Fabiola was used to a clear-cut, data-driven life.

Hello, Fabiola.

And hello to you, Gears Brosnan.

Which is why she was struggling with these new complicated emotions.

Oh, yeah? I mean, any time I liked a boy in high school,

I always called him annoying.

Ew.

I don't have a crush on Ben.

He gets out of gym, because he has a personal trainer.

Okay. Then which of the boys in your class do you like?

No one.

I guess I technically have a boyfriend named Alex Gomez.

What? Oh, my God, Fab!

I'm so happy.

I've been dying for you to have a boyfriend.

Boyfriends are what high school is all about.

Wait. He is human, right? He's not a robot?

He's human.

Yes.

What would you like to watch, Devi?