The Client List

Previously on The Client List...

Kyle. Hi.

Kyle just got out of jail. How's that been going?

Um, he hasn't really been staying at home.

Your staying here is temporary.

And so is you being a father to my kids.

Shelby, you free for dinner tomorrow night?

Thought you'd never ask.

You never take your shirt off in here.

You girls couldn't handle it.

Let's see if he meets up to the Selena standard.

Is it wrong that I occasionally imagine

myself alone with Derek?

You're jealous. Please.

She can't do this, though.

Daddy played guitar? Yeah. He was pretty good at it, too.

This is complicated.

I'm gonna earn my way back into the house.

I mean, I can take them to school. It's okay. We have a routine.

Do you let Evan take them? Don't go there.

I have enough on my plate with mom in rehab and...

What?

You missed a lot. I slept with someone.

Can you arch your back just a bit more?

Sure. How's that?

Perfect.

Yeah, the way the light hits your hair

with that screen behind you, it's angelic.

You know, when you said you wanted something different,

I didn't think you meant this.

Well, I feel like, uh, Picasso with his mistress.

I can't believe I never thought of this before.

Normally, I would do this from a picture,

but I assume no photographs here.

Oh, definitely not.

So, is this just foreplay, or...

How you want to spend the rest of the hour?

No, the whole hour -- it's the best money I ever spent.

Okay, well... you got 35 minutes left,

so knock yourself out.

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Whew, am I glad this day is over.

Yeah.

What are you? Rose from the Titanic?

Hey! You know what, Selena?

He is an artist, and I am his muse.

Yeah, I bet you really help get his creative juices flowing.

So does this mean we're back to business as usual?

You done repenting your sins?

I don't think I'll ever be done.

I have to make a living.

Evan: You're up early.

Well, I got 10 minutes to get the kids for school.

You know, Riley cuts Travis' sandwiches in the shape of --

Trains?

Yeah, got it.

You know, the trick is doing that every day and not bailing.

It's all right. I got it. I can clean up my own mess.

So you're really gonna be a cop?

Well, somebody's got to keep the bad guys off the streets.

Right, 'cause you're such a good guy.

Hey. I'm not late, am I?

Nope. Come on in.

Are the kids ready?

They're just brushing their teeth.

They'll be out in a minute. Okay, here are their lunches

and Travis' words for his spelling test.

All right, I'll quiz him in the car. I-I made their lunches.

Oh. Okay. No peanut butter, right?

Honey-banana -- their favorite,

and I queued up the goodbye song.

Good. I'm gonna go get them.

I really appreciate you letting me do this.

You know, Kyle, we, um, still haven't talked about

what happened in therapy.

Yeah, and I-I'm not saying that I have any right

or that it's even logical, but...

the thought of you with another man destroys me.

And --

Katie: Daddy! Daddy's here!

Whoo! Yes!

Hi. Oh, you guys ready for school?

Yeah. Bye, babies.

Bye, mommy. Bye, mommy. Bye.

I'm gonna beat you.

Last one there is a rotten egg.

All right, buddy,

be only a few more minutes till school starts.

You want to run this play again?

Yep. All right.

"Supermarket."

S-u-p-r...

Hey, come on.

You remember what the reading tutor said.

You don't need to rush it.

I'll never be able to do it!

Hey, don't say that.

Let me tell you a story about your daddy.

When I first started high school, I was a really fast runner,

but Coach Steff told me that I didn't have

a strong enough arm to play quarterback.

So you know what I did?

I practiced every day.

I went into the gym. I lifted weights.

I got my muscles big and strong.

And before you knew it, I was throwing the ball way downfield.

And guess what.

You won the state championship. Boom.

But I don't have strong muscles like you, daddy.

But you got something better than that.

You got a strong brain, and that's what we're doing here.

We're working out your brain, right?

So let's do this again. "Supermarket."

S-u-p-e-r-m...

a-r-k-e-t?

Boom! That's what I'm talking about.

You know what? You get one of these.

What's that?

Coach Steff put one of those on my helmet every time I threw a touchdown.

Come here.

You're gonna do great.

I'm proud of you.

Morning.

Morning, sunshine. You certainly are glowing.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Think that you could spread

a little bit of that warmth my way?

Are you feeling okay?

I was just thinking.

Might be fun to go grab dinner after work one day.

Okay.

The way that you protected me from Carlyle,

that was really something,

and I never got to thank you properly.

Well, that -- that's awfully sweet of you, but thank you.

Just think about it.

A guy like you deserves to be something more than...

fun buddies.

Selena: Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Yeah, baby!

Y'all are looking at the proud owner

of a one-of-a-kind vintage crocodile clutch.

Just outbid my online purse nemesis, Clutch23.

Someone's extra chipper today.

You got a problem with that?

Okay, retract the claws, ladies.

We open in 10 minutes, and I have a few things

that I would like to talk to y'all about.

It's not my client.

Unbelievable.

Hello, we are not open yet. How can I help you?

Is this 15001 Primrose Avenue?

Yep. It says it right there on the door.

Sorry, ma'am. But you've been served.

Oh, my God. Are these from Kyle?

Selena? What?

You're married?

Huh? Oh.

Whoa, wait. Wait. Wait. You're married?

Selena.

You're married? Maybe on paper,

but I haven't seen the guy in like four years.

Uh, you know that "on paper" is what makes it legal, right?

Legal, shmegal -- where's the closest Kinko's?

I'll have this divorce done by lunch.

Yeah, not so fast. We need some details.

Look, you. I know that it's juicy.

But you have a client, so...

What? Is this high school?

Pretty much. Yeah, I mean, spill it. Who is this guy?

Uh, I met the guy five years ago at a horse auction,

and, uh, he won me a horse.

Oh, that's romantic. Um, no.

Not when you got to pay for it yourself.

Oh. Yeah.

He told me he was some big real-estate developer.

More like a big con man.

Guy didn't have a dollar to his name.

Yeah, well, that's a deal breaker for you.

Obviously.

And then, like, two months later,

I catch him cheating on me with the girl next door.

Literally...next door.

He's been living in Fort Lauderdale ever since.

Okay? We good? Can we get back to work now?

So you feel nothing for this guy.

Oh. Oh, I feel something all right,

like kicking his ass in front of all these nice people,

but you're not worth ruining a good pair of shoes.

Oh, I guess you got the papers.

I was hoping to get here first, give them to you myself.

Why? Hmm? Why now, Joey?

I met someone, and she's a really nice girl.

And I want to get married. Again?

I thought you'd be happy for me and for you.

It's the girl I'm worried about.

I mean, what kind of con did you pull on her, huh?

Hey, Selena, we have customers coming in,

so why don't y'all go knife each other elsewhere?

So, a nice girl, huh?