Hair

- You got all your stuff? - Oh, yeah.

When you get there, be sure and give us a call.

- We want to know where you are. - All right.

- How are you fixed for money? - Oh, I'm OK.

You better take...

Take this 50 in case you run into a mite of trouble.

You never know what's gonna happen between here and there.

Thank you.

Well, boy...

Don't worry too much.

It's just the smart people that have to worry.

The Lord will take care of the ignorant ones.

Huh? You paying attention?

Right.

I love you.

See you.

Any person who alters,

forges, knowingly destroys,

knowingly mutilates,

or in any manner changes this certificate,

may be fined not to exceed $10,000,

or imprisoned for not more than five years...

or both.

Yeah!

Excuse me, ma'am. Could you spare some change?

That's a great hat you've got.

Can you spare a couple nickels or dimes?

- Beautiful horse. - Ma'am, could you spare some change?

I've never ridden a horse. Is it difficult?

Well, would it be possible if I could ride it, just a little ways?

Just once, for a minute?

Hey, lady, could I ride...

Come on. Please?

Woof, forget it. I'll get you one for Christmas.

Spare some change?

Spare some change?

Change. You know, like nickels, dimes, quarters?

- You want me to give you some money? - Right.

- Why? - Why?

No reason, except she's pregnant and we haven't eaten for two days.

I don't believe you.

- Where you from? - Oklahoma.

Listen, man, I know how it feels. I used to come from Kansas myself.

Hey!

Bring him. Bring him!

Watch out for that hill.

- Watch it here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, hang on.

Whoo!

- Get the horse! - Stop the horse!

Hey, stop that horse!

- Whoo! - Woo-hoo!

Go, go! Go get them! Go! Go get them! Come on, go! Get them!

Hey, man, you're a real cowboy.

No, no, don't get off. We still got 15 minutes left. Take off.

- No, I got some things I gotta do. - Yeah? Like what?

I want to see the Empire State Building.

I can do that today. Tomorrow, I wanna go on that boat ride around Manhattan

- where you see the Statue of Liberty. - Sounds real good.

If you have any ideas about things to do while I'm here...

I don't have too much time.

I'm going in the army in a couple days.

I think we can help you.

Here, man.

Hey, Claude.

Claude, hey, speak to me. Claude!

Hey.

Really pregnant? Yeah, I am.

That's what she says.

"That's what she says." That's what she knows.

- I am. - Jeannie, you don't know anything.

- I know who the father is. - Yeah?

You know that, you know a lot.

If the baby comes out white and squishy, crying his ass off,

then we know Woof is definitely the daddy.

But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown,

that's mine.

- "White and squishy"? - Yeah, man. White and squishy.

Listen, he come out and see your crazy black ass standing there,

he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face.

You always open up your mouth before you even think.

Look, when this baby comes out and sees me,

he's gonna be so happy and so proud.

Do you know what he's gonna say?

If you invite this man to dinner.

You're gonna have to feed him.

Yeah, I'm talkin' about y'all.

Say something to boogie man.

Go on. Say something to the boogie man.

Boogie man.

It's his first day in America.

He just got off the boat.

Did you have a nice trip?