The first 200 lines.
"Episode 5"
I have a quirk.
When I go to the washroom,
I must read a book.
Yan Mo said,
the place where I receive cultural education after I graduated,
changed from school to the washroom.
Hubby.
Can we put a shelf in the bathroom?
Impossible.
Who stipulates that the shelf cannot be placed in the bathroom?
Me.
-Is there no room for discussion? -Not at all.
Well, I thought of a way to have the best of both worlds.
You want to say that if it's not allowed,
you want to have a toilet bowl in the study.
He got it right.
Today, let's not return without getting drunk.
Have you taken leave from your man?
That's not called taking leave. It's informing him.
Have you informed your man?
Yes.
I really miss the time when I was single.
Back then, no one controls me. It was a carefree life.
That's right.
Why did we get married?
I remember you went for a matchmaking, right?
I really suspect that I had mental disorders back then.
What disorder?
It takes time to fall for a person.
But I always find out that the other half is a blockhead.
Mine is the opposite of yours.
I was so quick to get married to Yan Mo because...
I was afraid that he would find out that I am one.
Did he discover it?
I don't care.
I had him fooled.
Yan Mo. "Year 2006"
What's going on with you lately?
You're acting weird and not talking to me.
No.
You clearly are.
-From that day... -I'm doing an experiment.
-What experiment? -A human experiment.
The effects of the limbic system,
and sensory functions on human emotions and memory responses.
Don't think too much.
I thought I did something wrong to upset you.
If there's nothing else, I'll get going.
All of you are top students.
This Olympics competition must not be taken lightly.
Our goal is to get the first place in the country.
Give other schools no chances.
Do you have the confidence?
Yes.
Do you have the confidence?
-Yes. -Hello.
Is that Tang Tang?
I'm stuck in a traffic jam.
Wait for a while longer.
Be good.
Why are you looking at me?
Have you fallen in love with me?
How do I apologise to the girl?
How do I apologise to the girl?
What have you done wrong?
It wasn't me.
Yan Mo.
Tell me the answer to the fifth question.
Alpha is a real number.
The values ranges between -2 to 0.
Don't talk in class.
If it wasn't you, who is it then?
My friend.
Zhao Guan Chao, the seventh question.
Connect AC and BD. CK is the common perpendicular.
CK is equal to one-half of the number 2CN.
Gao, the decimal point is wrong.
What kind of girl is that?
-She's quite lovely. -Lovely?
The kind that's a little silly, right?
That's easy then.
Ask her to go to the amusement park or to watch a movie.
If not, I can help to ask my sister.
My sister is the kind that's a little silly.
No need.
Tomorrow, after school, I will wait for you at your class.
Don't.
Let's meet at the school gate.
Qiao Yi almost saw us the other time.
She's your friend, not your mum. Why are you afraid of her?
I haven't told her about us.
Hao Wu Yi, what do you mean by that?
Am I such an embarrassment?
No.
It's fine if I had told her earlier.
It's been some time now.
I'm afraid she would be mad.
Afraid that she'll be mad but not me?
All right.
No.
Da Xiong, I don't mean that.
Hey, wait for me!
Why are you so late? I've reheat the food thrice.
Didn't I tell you that I've eaten outside?
What's the matter with you? You had take-away meal again?
Didn't I tell you not to? It's not healthy.
-I... -All right.
I'll eat.
These are the delicious food that my wife cooked.
Quickly eat up.
Isn't the bureau chief your classmate?
Why didn't he look out for you?
My buddy just got transferred here and isn't familiar with the situation.
If I don't help him, who will?
He should be considerate.
You haven't had rest for a long time.
Ying Ying.
Did you miss me?
Darn it. You're being inappropriate.
I don't care. You've to apply for leave next week.
If not, you wouldn't be able to take it.
All right.
You're just brushing me off.
I assure you.
Zhao Guan Chao.
Return "Fantasy" to me.
Can't you lend it to me for two days?
Don't touch my things.
-Why are you such a petty? -That album has a signature on it.
Mum, control her.
Mum, control him.
Guan Chao, you should be nice to your sister.
Mum, don't you know you gave birth to a freak?
How is it?
Not so good.
What does that mean?
It means that...
there's no future for the both of you.
Your relationship wouldn't last.
Do you even know how to do a prediction?
Forget it if you don't believe me.
Wu Yi.
Do a reading for Qiao Yi and I.
How is it?
Not so good.
Again?
Both of you have a dangerous relationship.
At first, both are attracted to one another.
You could get along well.
But over time...
you'll have trust issue and hide things from one another.
The scariest thing is that...
you're a danger to her.
With you around,
she'll not have a good luck.
What does that mean?
In short.
So long as you're by her side...
you'll have bad luck.
-Yu Miao Miao, don't talk nonsense. -I'm not.
It's written on the book. Can you blame me for that?
She's out of her mind.
What nonsense is this?
Yu Miao Miao was just trying to scare you.
Don't take it to heart.
What if it's true?
What is true and what is fake?
-You'll have bad luck being with me. -Nonsense.
Look at me. I'm fine, isn't it?
Sorry.
The plant will die if you keep watering it.
I think so too. I water it every day.
Wu Yi, what's this?
The Eight Trigrams.
This is a peach wood.
The bottle gourd and chimera.
These are lucky-breaks that can ward off evil spirits.
This as well.
This amulet has been blessed.
Where did you get it?
These are the souvenirs my mum brought back from her business trip.
I'm making use of them.
Right.
This as well.
What is this?
The cinnabar.
It's said that it can ward off evil spirits.
Did something happen on your way to school?
That's great.
This proves that they work.
You didn't know it scared the crap out of me yesterday.
It's fine it anything happens to me.
But I can't let anything happen to you.
Wu Yi.
I'm really touched.
But this is too much.
Things work if you sincerely believe in them.
Keep Qiao Yi safe.
For today's physical education class,
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