Unhandy Handyman (不便な便利屋)

What? What happened?

I have no idea since I was completely drunk.

Even I don't remember what I did last night, how the hell I know what you did?

Look at my hair!

That color suits you well.

That's not a point!

It's the story about a young screenwriter who is the sport of irresponsible people nowhere in Hokkaido.

It's fiction

Ah, look! That's my backpack!

Backpack?

That's my stolen backpack.

That doesn't look like yours.

That's mine!

What's that white creature?

I'll chase him.

Watch you steps!

Mother, I'm still in the town in Hokkaido.

Since I lost my backpack, wallet and cellphone,

I'm stuck in here.

And I'm forced to work as a handyman in the course of nature.

Damn, it! Wait! Please stop!

Inconvenient handymen

This isn't it.

Episode 4

Bunch of porn magazine

How nostalgic!

Was that really your backpack?

I'm pretty sure. That was mine.

I can't mistake my own backpack.

It was quite a distance.

How can you be so sure?

I can, because that's a precious backpack that I bought when I went to climb Mt.Takao with ex-girlfriend.

That is filled with nostalgic memories.

Ex-girlfriend?

Memories of ex-girlfriend...

It's sweet memories. Not that kind...

I saw an unexpected side of you.

Ma-chan, do you know what happen to a big box that I put under the floor?

That big box? I threw that out.

Did you?

A big box on the right side, right?

You told me to throw out.

I'm asking you what happen to a box on the right side.

Yes, on the right side, right?

That's the left side, isn't that?

It's not! This is the right side.

The right side!

Yes, the right side!

You're aiming at the left side!

I'm not aiming at the left side.

That's the left side!

What? Are you talking about a box on the left side?

Yes, a box on the left side!

The left side?

Yes.

No, a box on the right side!

What? The right side? Right?

Because you're facing each other.

Damn, it! My right side is Ma-chan's left side.

What? Shouldn't I have thrown out that box?

What was in that box?

I can't tell you.

Was it full of porn DVD?

What did you say? DVD?

Listen, DVD didn't exist at that time...

More importantly, we should look for my backpack.

Yeah, his backpack.

That's right.

Let's go and find it!

What the hell was that white creature?

I couldn't see it clearly since it was very far.

My hair...

We should talk to a bus driver first.

A bus driver should remember something.

Even though his memory is vague, they have a car-mounted camera.

A suspect should have been videotaped.

You?re right!

What's wrong with you, Batsu-san? You're really sharp today.

Hey, get into reverse gear.

What happened?

What? Was there nobody in a bus?

That happens a lot.

What do you mean?

It's not uncommon.

Thar route will be discontinued from spring of next year.

So, such a thing occurs frequently.

Then, what's in a video?

There's nothing but my skillful driving technique.

If anything else was in a video, I'd freak out.

I don't care for your skillful driving technique.

There should be a white creature. Something white.

No. There's nothing in a video.

Can you check again carefully?!

Watch your language, please.

It's definitely Yeti.

Yeti?

Wait a second. Did you say Yeti?

Are you joking?

Yeti doesn't exist in this world, does it?

Don't say such an irresponsible thing.

It's a code name.

A code name?

We call that Yeti.

I've heard that a white creature walks around in this area.

Since it's all white, we call that Yeti.

Why don't you call that "White man" instead?

And somebody keeps messing up the garbage dump these days.

At first, we thought that deer or some animal did that.

But a garbage dump lid was opened. Deer can't do that, right?

That's definitely the work of human being.

A white creature that we witnessed must have done that.

I told you that it's the work of Yeti!

For what do human being want to mess up the garbage dump?

It can't be the work of Yeti. It's totally done by human being.

Everybody, what do you think?

It's the work of human being, right?

It's not the work of Yeti, right?

Let's catch that suspect.

It's true that deer can't open that lid.

As I thought, it's done by human being.

By the way, why is Batsu-san highly motivated? Ah, he is going inside again.

What does he want to do?

I don't know.

Damn, it...

Who stole that?

We saw a white creature here.

It started here.

Yeti...

No, it isn't.

Unknown creature.

Most of them are just natural phenomenon.

People in the past made fantasy with mystery and mystique.

Those stories were transmitted by word of mouth.

But that fantasy was destroyed by a trifle called the physical verification,

and all of folklore and superstitions were denied.

The human imagination was denied by science one after another.

What are you talking about?

It would be cool if we could meet Yeti.

That would never happen.

I know, but that's my dream.

I wish it would show up now again.

This isn't TV drama. It won't be so convenient like that.

Look! Yeti!

Let's capture him!

Go!

Ok, go!

Are we moron?

I think so...

Of course, he's already gone.

Because we were buried under the snow for 2 hours.

But we saw Yeti again.

Yeti doesn't exist in this world.

Hey!

Check this.

We can't find anything so far.

How far do we have to follow footprints?

Hey, this is it.

Footprints ended here.

Hello.

How did you know that we're here?

I called him.

How could you come here so quickly?

I drove here.

Drove?

That's my car.

We should have taken that road.

We had no choice since we followed footsteps.

We didn't know where footprints led to until having arrived here.

So, is this Yeti's hideout?

It's just a house.

Stop nagging!

Yeti!

Hey, wait!

It's not Yeti. And it's a lady.

What? A lady?

Yes.

Is it a lady?

Yeti?

Since you wear white clothes, we call you Yeti.

What was that...

A code name.

That's it.

In the first place, Yeti doesn't exist in this world.

I see. Now, you knew my secret.

What?

Just as you say, I'm Yeti.

Is she all right?

I thought that nobody could discover my secret.

I see, you knew that.

Damn, it! I underestimated human being.

We have no time to hear your stupid joke.

Why do you think that I'm not Yeti?

Because Yeti doesn't exist in this world.

How come you're so sure of that?

Do you know everything about this world?

Are you God?

God? God also doesn't exist in this world.

Why not?

That's a stupid question.

For argument's sake, let's assume that Yeti exists, you don't look like Yeti.