Baby Daddy

Bonnie: Oh, my God.

It's beautiful!

Isn't it beautiful?

It's so beautiful.

And so... white.

How many times have you walked down the aisle?

Exactly.

All right, now I need you guys to keep my dress here.

It's bad luck for the groom to see it before the wedding.

What are you gonna do about all the other stuff he's seen?

Why do you think he asked me to marry him?

Okay, Ben, guard this with your life.

You got it, all right.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

- Oh, my God! Whoa, whoa! - Aah!

Well, that was close.

What is the matter with you, Ben?

I'm gonna put this in my room.

Here.

if anyone ever speaks of this, they'll be going to a wedding, and a funeral.

I'm doing this for mom.

I'm doing this for the Internet.

- Hey! - Danny, stay!

God, I just can't believe your mom's getting married.

Again.

Before me.

And me.

What? I have dreams.

Yeah, so did I.

Who did you dream about marrying?

It'll come to you.

So, the first thing Ben has to do is take a paternity test.

I mean, but it's pretty obvious she's his.

Same smile. Same ears.

Same little sparkly fleck of yellow in the iris.

What?

Do I have something in my nose?

I know you guys think that's funny, but it's not.

You like Ben.

What?

No, that's insane. I tormented the guy every day of my life.

Holy crap, you really do like Ben!

I just can't stop thinking about him.

Ever since he came back into my life,

all of these old feelings from high school just came bubbling back up.

Only this time, I think maybe he'll notice me now.

You know, I'm not "Ri-Gantor" anymore.

I'm not the fat girl that used to sit on his head.

So, what'd you think?

I think you did a pretty amazing job.

We did a pretty amazing job.

Okay, me.

Did you have fun tonight?

I actually did.

My only regret:

I didn't get to dance with the maid of honor.

Well, the night isn't over yet.

Ben Wheeler, you are a dead man!

Riley, you're okay!

No, no, no, I am not okay!

By the time I finally realized that you ditched me,

I was in the Bronx. The Bronx, Ben.

I had to beg people for money who were already begging people for money.

Look, I have no idea what your whole plan was,

but this is officially the worst birthday ever!

Okay.

Officially the best birthday ever.

I'm not moving too fast, am I?

Ben...

We've spent the last 20 years getting to know each other.

It's not too fast.

I like the way you think.

In fact,

maybe we should move things into your room,

and we can move too fast there?

Just a second!

Come in!

Ben... aah!

Angela, what are you doing here?

Well, it's pretty clear what you think I'm doing here.

And I thought you were fast the first time.

What are you doing? The shoes stay on! You've got this all wrong!

- But you said you wanted to start over? - That wasn't for you!

- That was for... Riley! Aah! - Aah!

What is going on here?

Riley, it's not as bad as it looks!

I can't even...

Riley, no, wait!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Please, it's all just a big misunderstanding!

Obviously I was in there waiting for you!

Naked?

Well, in the spirit of you showed me yours, I thought I'd show you mine.

All right.

And, open your eyes.

Oh, my God!

Are you serious?

Well, you said you felt safe there.

This is my way of saying you'll always be safe with me.

How did you even get this up here?

Blood, sweat, and a lot of Danny.

And now, may I offer you a glass of...

I managed to remember the tree house, but actually forgot the wine.

I'll be right back.

I can't be in a relationship where I'm constantly questioning everything.

I always feel like I'm in second place.

Wait...

Are you breaking up with me?

Because that's not fair! I didn't do anything wrong!

Can you look me in the eyes right now

and tell me that you don't have feelings for Danny?

But, I spent my whole life being in love with you.

I mean, I never even had a minute to think about how I feel about Danny.

Maybe it's time you did.

And maybe, we take a time-out while you do.

- Ben... - I'm sorry, Riley.

I just... I don't know what else to do.

I love you, but...

Something just doesn't feel right.

Okay. And we are done.

Well, you may be done,

but I still have to tell my mom that Danny looks better in her dress than she does.

Stop it.

Your mom is going to be a beautiful bride.

Not as beautiful as you'll be one day.

I've been in love with her ever since she first climbed into my tree house.

I kinda just always thought she was...

The one.

But, she's never gonna see me that way,

and I'm done.

Well, honey, I am proud of you.

I'm just glad I never actually told her how I felt.

Could have lost my best friend.

Well, you didn't, and you're moving on.

Yeah. I just don't think we'd ever be the same if she knew.

If you are satisfied with your message, press one.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You must've hit Riley's number when you took that picture!

That is not possible. Give me that.

Message sent.

Mom!

Come on, Danny, please wake up!

Riley...

Oh. And, I think he's back.

- Danny. - Riley!

Oh!

- Oh! - Hi, good morning.

Sorry, I didn't know you were here.

Nothing happened.

I just slept over. Like, as in sleep.

Whatever. It's cool.

I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be fine?

You and Ben, Ben and you. It's just like a dream come true.

Hey, guys, crazy night, huh?

What happened to you?

You and Riley kind of just disappeared.

I decided to make a bold and decisive move.

I got Amy's name tattooed on my wrist.

What! Are you serious?

What do you think?

Honestly, I don't think Amy's gonna like it.

I'm really sorry about Riley.

Don't be. It's all good.

Riley might think she found her knight in shining armor,

but I know how this story ends. With me.

I'm her prince charming.

Then, to your happily ever after.

Is everything okay? Is something wrong with Emma?

No. She's fine.

It's you I was worried about.

Oh, Danny, I'm fine.

Why are you still in your tux?

Because I don't believe in giving up on dreams.

Oh my God, Danny...

This is so sweet, but...

I'm not finished.

I don't know what to say.

Say you'll dance with me.

Wait, I almost forgot the most important part.

That is not the most important part.

You always being there for me is.

You really are the best friend a girl could ever ask for.

Okay, let's get you out of this.

She's coming!

- Get it off me, get it off me! - I'm trying!

- Five, four, three... - (Shouting)

- Go, go, go! - Two...

Oh my God, what a surprise!

Get off me you bunch of weirdos!

Hey, here, Riley. It's your bridesmaid dress.

Oh, and will you be my bridesmaid?

I need somebody pretty enough for the pictures,

but not too pretty to steal my spotlight, so...

Good idea!

Hey, Riley, let's go try it on at your place, huh?

- Oh, that's going to be fun! - What?

- So fun! - Okay.

Bye.

Whew.

I have bad news.