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Wing

Children, children, we have a very special announcement.

Your classmate, Token, has just returned from winning the Colorado Child Star Contest with his incredible singing!

Well let's give him a hand!

Token sings?

Of course he sings. He's black.

Token is going to sing in front of a huge audience at the Miss Colorado Pageant in Denver.

And for doing it he's gonna be paid 200 dollars.

Two hundred dollars.

Now of course, as a woman, I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,

but I hope that you children take a moment today to congratulate Token for being so special.

Wow, two hundred dollars.

Can you imagine?

How come we never get opportunities like that?

You wanna know what it is, guys?

We're not talented?

That's right. We're not talented.

See, we're not the artistic side, we're the thinking side.

Yeah. We're too smart to be talented.

Wait, you guys! I just had an amazing idea.

Token is going right to the top, right. I mean, he's gonna be a huge star.

- Probably. - So, why shouldn't we get some of that money?

We can be Token's agents. That way, we get ten percent of whatever he makes!

Hey yeah! We deserve that money just as much as he does.

We just need a really kickass office and some nice suits.

A and a fountain in our lobby.

All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies.

We gotta make Token think he needs us, when actually he doesn't need us at all.

*Super Awesome Talent Agency* Are You Talented and Need Representation?

345 ave de las Mexicano

He's looking at the sign.

Perfect!

All right, you guys get back to the office, I'll bring Token there.

All right.

Wait a minute!

You guys, this is very important: when I bring Token back to the office,

have Kenny hide in another room, and call the phone on my desk.

Why?

Because I'll answer and pretend I'm talking to somebody super famous and important.

When Token sees that, maybe he'll think we're legit.

It's genius.

Okay, go go, here he comes.

Well then tell him we're just not interested.

Oh hey, Token!

Buddy, my man, what is up?!

Nothin.

Hey, you know, I heard you were doing some thing down in Denver tomorrow night.

Yeah.

Yeah I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I'm actually an agent over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency.

You may have seen our ads around town.

Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token? Maybe I can convince the company to represent you.

I'm supposed to be home by 3:30.

This will only take a second.

Welcome to our offices, Token.

As you can see, we are quite a successful company.

Did you notice the fountain?

Pretty nice, hm?

Come on over this way, Token.

Guys, you remember Token. He's thinking about becoming a client.

Token. Right, yeah, you're makin' a smart move, man.

Now, Token, I I know what you're saying to yourself:

You're saying, "Hey, why do I need an agency?

Why should I give them ten percent?"

Right?

...Yeah?

Token, the truth is that without representation, you're in danger of being taken advantage of.

Excuse me just a second, Token.

Super Awesome Talent Agency.

Oh yes, hello!

How are you, Abraham Lincoln?

Yeahh, yeah, no, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln. I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.

Can I talk to you?!

I'll I'll call you back, Abe.

What the hell are you doing?!

I'm making it look like important people call us.

Abraham Lincoln has been dead for two hundred years!

...well Token doesn't know that.

Yes he does!

How?!

Token actually pays attention in school! Unlike you, fatass!

Jew!

You guys, we're gonna lose our client.

Yes, yes, I think that's a good idea, guys. Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that.

Ah, now, where were we?

We were at why I should give you ten percent.

Look, Token, here's the bottom line.

You're gonna start having a lot of offers comin' at you from all directions.

A media storm is about to hit you and you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can.

Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie... They all have agents.

You need somebody to manage it all for you.

This thing in Denver is is just the crust, Token.

With our support, you can have the whole pie.

Well, I guess that makes sense.

All right.

Uh if... we could just get you to sign right here?

Welcome to the team, Token.

Ah Kenny, Token just signed with us!

From now on, we are an entertainment team, Token.

You just do all the singing, all the performing all the entertaining,and leave the rest to us.

The Miss Colorado Pageant

And there are your finalists, the sixteen most beautiful women in Colorado.

Here to sing for our sixteen lucky finalists, the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest,

Token Black.

You'll never find...

As long as you live...

Someone who loves you...

Tender like I do...

Wow, he's really great.

We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah

Oh, you're interested in hiring our client?

We represent Token. Give us a call, we'll work out a deal.

Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby But I'm the one who loves you

And there's no one else!

Just between us girls, nothin' gets my vadge wetter than a black man singing.

Mr. Garrison, for the love of God.

You were awesome, Token!

We knew you could do it!

Two hundred dollars, Token, that's great!

And ten percent of two hundred is...

Twenty dollars.

Here you go.

- All right! - Sweet!

This is just the beginning. I bet we start to see all kinds of offers comin' in for Token now.

Hey there my man, that was a great performance.

Thanks.

Don Heisman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles.

I think you've got real promise. How'd you like to sign with CAA?

Are you serious??

Uh excuse me, Token already has representation.

You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency.

Mm, no

Uh, look, Token, there's some shows in LA we wanna book you on right away.

If you come out to my limo we can talk everything through.

Oh my God! Okay!

Token, you signed with us!

Oh, come on, guys. You have to see what a huge opportunity this is for me.

What?! Uh they're not so great! They probably don't have a fountain in their lobby!

Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.

Come on, Token, we have a lot to talk about.

Mister, you can't do this to us!

Sorry kids, nature of the business, you know?

Do you like steak, Token? I know a great place for you locally.

...Goddamnit!

So unfair... so unfair.

All that time and effort we spent helping Token and this is the thanks we get?!

This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off!

I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!

Hello, is this the Talent Agency.

I see this sign on the street for a talent agency? I need a representation.

Hey, wowee, nice fountain.

You were looking for a talent agent?

No, not me, my wife.

This is Wing. She just come over from China.

She over here uh irregarry. The Chinese Mafia help me out.

And what does she do?

Ah, she sing. She very popular in China.

Hey, you just sit and listen. You'll be very impressed.

Well? What you think?

Uh, we're sorry dude, but getting her career off the ground would take too much work for us.

Aww, that's too bad.

She just got accepted to be on American Idol in Ros Angeres, but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant.

You've ...already done all the work?

Yes. They say it pays a thousand dowrar.

Sir, we would love to sign your wife.

Yeah!

Rearry?

We'll go to LA with your wife.

All she has to do is go on the show, do all the performing, make all the money,

and leave the rest to us.

Shitty Wok, take your order prease.

Hi, Mr. Lu Kim?

Uh hi, it's Wing's agents.

Everything's fine, yeah, but we're supposed to arrive in Los Angeles in about four hours.

Listen, does your wife ever eat? Or anything?

Oh, don't worry about her. She a very dericate little flower.

See, she don't need to eat much.

Uhh, all right. We'll call you after she goes on TV.

Okay, bye. Oh oh wait! Can I talk to my wife, please?

Uh sure, here she is.

Okay, finarry everything rookin' up for me and my family.

Welcome to Shitty Wok, take your order prease?

Aw crap, Chinese Mafia!

Mr. Ru Kim, it appears we have a problem.

Oh, a problem? Rearry?

We smuggled your wife into the United States for you.

You were to pay us ten thousand dollars for that service.

Yet, we have yet to be paid.

We... we working on it!

She, she got tarent agent! She's about to make a whole lotta money!

It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.

Your wife is now our property.

We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work in massage parlor.until she works off the debt.

No, she... she not here!

Prease, just give me a little more time!