One Fine Day

One fine day

You'll look at me

And then you'll know our love was

Meant to be

One fine day

You're gonna want me

For your girl

The arms I long for

Will open wide

And you'll be proud to have me

Right by your side

One fine day

You're gonna want me

For your girl

Oh, now I know you're

The kind of a boy

Who only wants to run around

I'll keep waiting

And someday, darlin'

You'll come to me

When you want to settle down

One fine day

We'll meet once more

And then you'll want the love

You threw away before

One fine day

You're gonna want me

And one fine day

You're gonna want me

And one fine day

You're gonna want me

For your girl

I heard that my, my son Dave Jr.

You met Dave Jr. on the last...

This is great news. I heard, now,

I was notified Sunday that Dave Jr.

Will be tried as a juvenile for grand theft auto.

Oh, congratulations.

Great news. Great...

911!

911!

Mommy.

Mom.

I'm really thirsty, Mommy.

Okay.

Okay? Okay, sweetie.

Good night.

Wait. There's one more sip left.

Half a sip. You don't need it. Good night.

I do need it. I do need it, Mommy.

Okay.

Now good night for real. Okay?

Good night, Mom.

Night-night, honey.

I'm real excited about the field trip tomorrow.

I love big boats.

That's good.

The Circle Line is big, right?

Yeah.

Good.

Mom?

It's sleepy time now.

Is Daddy coming to my soccer game tomorrow?

He's gonna try, Sammy.

Honey, do you remember when I explained to you

that Daddy has a different schedule than a lot of other daddies?

Yeah.

Well, musicians, they don't always know

exactly when they're going to get a chance to play,

so, there's a chance he might not come tomorrow.

But he's gonna try.

Yeah. He's gonna try.

I love you a million, billion, zillion.

Do you love him?

Mommy?

I will always love your daddy

because he gave me you.

Now go to sleep.

I can't sleep, Mom.

I had a bad dream.

In just two minutes, you already fell asleep

and had a bad dream?

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, shoot!

I don't even think I knew her.

I had no idea. I divorced her.

Hi, Jack.

- Hi. - Dad!

- Hi, Daddy! - Hey! I got you!

Watch your step.

Maggie, be careful!

I do it all the time, Mom.

- Does it all the time. - I can't believe

you still haven't gotten the plumbing fixed, Jack.

So what's up, Kristen?

You know that me and Greg got married last Saturday.

Oh, yeah. How's Greg?

He's downstairs waiting in the car with an ulcer

hoping you'll say yes.

I need you to watch Maggie for me.

Okay. Yeah. I can do that till about 6:00.

Would that help?

- Well... - No.

For the whole week, Daddy.

The whole week.

We were scheduled to leave this morning

on our honeymoon, but the nanny called to say

that she's got to go watch her mother

have a benign tumor removed in Ohio.

Greg's parents are too old.

Mine are too, too crazy. Yours are dead.

The tickets are nonrefundable.

So that leaves you.

- Okay. Kristen, I would love to... - Do this, please!

But, you know, I'm working on a story right now.

You're always working on a story.

Well, yeah. It's what I do.

It's the same old one

about an every-other-weekend, good-time father

for whom responsibility is a dirty word.

Here's a hint, Kristen.

During an attempted manipulation, like the one that's in progress,

I would've gone with flattery.

Why do I always have to be the grownup

where you always get to be the little boy?

'Cause in the beginning of the relationship

when we were choosing up sides,

you chose grownup first.

This is how you really want it, Kristen.

No. What I really want

is just once for you to make a sacrifice

Come here, my little noodle. My little creature.

Go pee. And wash your hands and face

and brush your teeth.

We're in a little bit of a hurry this morning

'cause we have to take your friend Maggie to school,

and we can't be late because of your field trip.

I hate Maggie.

She thinks she's so funny.

Maggie.

Hey, Jack, here's Maggie's doctor's number

and the number of a really good baby-sitter

who can help you out tomorrow.

She's got a walk-on part on a soap today.

And there's one last thing. This is really important.

My neighbor was supposed to take Maggie

to the Westside Montessori School for me this morning.

Okay? She lives in my building.

- Jack. Jack? - Upp. Hupp!

Apartment 501. This is her number.

Okay.

Her name is Melanie Parker.

Now, if you want her to take Maggie to school for you...

If you want her to take Maggie to school for you,

bring Maggie to her house

before 8:00 so you don't miss them.

If not, call Mel and let her know

that you don't need her to take Maggie.

Jack, okay? I'm gonna miss my plane.

I don't think this is a very good idea.

Maybe I should just cancel my honeymoon.

Don't cancel your honeymoon. Give me these.

- You sure? - Yep.

Okay. Those are the telephone numbers.

- Say hi to Greg. - Bye, baby!

Bye!

Bye, baby.

Bye, baby!

Baby!

Come on, Mom.

Okay.

Press 2, honey.

What...

Wonder where they are.

Some more?

We got s'mores, but we're gonna need some more.

We're having a Manhattan camp-out.

Why don't you just bang on the door?

We can't bang on the door of honeymooners.

What time's your school start?

I don't know.

Probably starts around 9:00.

Everything starts around 9:00.

We're gonna get there a few minutes early

just to be safe.

What street's your school on?

I don't know.

We're in trouble.

I'm gonna miss the boat trip, aren't I?

They're never gonna leave on time.

We'll make it. I promise.

Let's run just in case.

What's it say?

"The whole school is on the Circle Line. Sorry we missed you."

That's a big "uh-oh," right?

Mom!

You must be Kristen's ex-husband.

Hi, Sammy.

Hi, Maggie.

You must be...