Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Hey. You can understand Detective Pikachu, right?

All I hear is "pika, pika."

Why? What do you hear?

Kill John Lennon.

What?

What?

Repeat after me.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

The rain in Spain...

Nobody is gonna believe you're human

if you sound like that. Try again.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

The rain... on Spain...

stays mainly in the plain, ugh.

Good! Good, again!

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the... Get down!

You said, "get down," and I understood you!

By George, I think you've got it!

This 1932 Bordeaux is quite jejune.

I would have preferred a 1931.

Yeah, that is definitely a very human thing to say.

Goodbye, old friend!

- Hey, no dumping! - Rules don't apply to me!

I'm fuckin' Emily Elizabeth!

Bam, bam, bam, bam!

Good morning, Disney villain descendants!

Today, we have a new student joining us.

My name is Laura, and my dad is Wolverine.

- Wolverine is not Disney. - Or a villain.

Wolverine is Marvel, and Marvel is owned by Disney,

and he kills people with razor-sharp claws, so...

Well, if you want to hang with us,

we need to know if you're wicked to the root.

Or all you all talk?

Wow. That was actually really...

Ah! Ugh!

Why the fuck would you kill him?

If I didn't, I'd be all talk.

How are the Power Rangers doing this?

They're only teenagers!

Ugh! Think, Rita!

This calls for a different approach!

Wait!

- Ugh! - I can buy you booze!

- Aw, man! - Yes!

- Wasted! - Alcohol!

Stop! Rangers, you must save the Earth!

Shut up, dad!

- Whoo! - Ay, ay, ay!

Robot ride, TikTok.

Oh, shit. Somebody called the cops!

I, uh, can't get arrested again!

Your parents are going to be very disappointed in you!

Coming up in the exciting new season of "Ice Road Truckers,"

global warming changes all the rules.

Global warming my ass.

The river has frozen solid enough to drive

on every year since my daddy...

Ah!

And announcing our new show "Ice Road Helicopters"

because copters don't sink into rivers, or do they?

Fridays at 8:00.

- I'm Don Lemon Lime. - And I'm Wolf Spritzer.

Today, a city bus smashed into a baby carriage filled with cans.

Warning, this footage may be too graphic for some viewers.

We go to our reporter on the scene.

Thanks, Wolf. The speeding bus was going

just over 50 miles per hour.

Bystanders report hearing someone on the bus say, "whoa!"

In other news, authorities have discovered yet another mass grave.

And now, would anyone like to say a few words about Jeffrey?

No one? Okay.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Seriously? No one has anything to say about me?

Jeffrey?

- You're alive? - Uh, hell yes, I am!

I faked my death to see what people would say,

- not much, I guess! - That is so messed up!

Uh, messed up is watching you text at my funeral, Linda!

Jeffrey, you are completely insane!

You didn't cry one tear, not one! That is completely insane!

- How could you do this? - You're a jerk!

- A monster! - Asshole!

You back away! I am the victim here!

- Dude, that's fucked up! - Yeah!

I ... I had to take off work for this.

Get away! My chest hurts!

Ah! Gah! Ugh! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ashes to ashes.

They're grrrreat!

My teacher says homosexuals used bandannas in the '70s

- as code for sex acts. - Red is for fiiiisting!

But we should report your teacher.

You're up, Felicity Hopman!

Listen, the birds sense the monster is coming.

Come on!

Ow, my skull! Don't look.

- Ow, my head, ow. - Ow.

I'm calling Child Protective Services!

Quick! We have to find our blindfolds before we see...

'Sups, gangs? Anyone know where to get some

fresh peanuts in these woods? Honk!