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中英字幕制作 薛定谔的加菲猫

保罗

去他的剑

格雷姆

抓他的腿

格雷姆

揍扁这女人

怀俄明州 默克罗夫特 𝟏𝟗𝟒𝟕年

加利福尼亚 圣地亚哥 如今

动漫展

黑色信箱 内华达州 雷丘城

𝟓𝟏区

亚当·谢德柴见面会

第三类接触 摘要

加利福尼亚 华斯克巨岩

内华达州 𝟓𝟏区

异形旅店 欢迎地球公民

男异形 女厕

外星人公路

外星人上路

葛帝三明治 𝟕𝟓公里处最美味潜艇堡

山区时区 请把手表拨快一小时

天堂之门露营地

耶稣 天国的路近了

克莱夫·高林斯

去你的

你是我侵入过最好的― ― 乔治·布什

怀俄明州 天上人间

雷斯酒吧

我回车上了 鲁思

黑色吸血鬼卡塔娜

烟火世界大卖场

烟火大特卖

五吨火药

欢迎来到默克罗夫特

莱陀溪国家公园

该演员为西格妮·韦弗 «异形» 女主角

电影 «Loren's oil» 谐音梗

圣经

三个奶头啊

太棒了

两年后

保罗

保罗 来点第三类接触也不错

上个星期 飞侠哥顿保护了巫后奥祖拉 Last week, Flash Gordon defended the Witch Queen Azura

对抗死星侏儒的攻击 from the attack of the Death dwarfs.

保罗宣示自己为蓝色魔界之王 Paul, having proclaimed himself King of Blue Magic Land

并指派鹰人约翰为军队总指挥官․․․ offered John the Hawkman the command of the army...

去吧 保罗 Go on, then, Paul.

别太久哦 Don't be long.

保罗 Paul?

保罗 Paul?

保罗 Paul.

他对我眨眼 他对我眨眼 He winked at me! He winked at me!

我喜欢这里 I love it here.

感觉真是․․․ You know, it feels so...

- 对 - 是啊 - Right. - Yeah.

我们可是离家八千里呢 We're 𝟓,𝟑𝟑𝟗 miles from home

但我觉得我们属于这里 and yet, somehow, I feel like we belong.

我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.

我想这是我有史以来最开心的一次 I think this is probably the most fun I have ever had.

很高兴我们来了 克莱夫 I'm so glad we came, Clive.

克莱夫 Clive?

- 可以吗 - 请便 - May I? - Be my guest.

- 谢谢 - 我自己站在那边 - Thank you. - I was over there, on my own.

这把是黑色吸血鬼 That there is the Black Vampire.

小心 Watch out.

这很利哦 She bites.

多少钱 How much?

𝟏𝟑𝟒𝟗.𝟗𝟗美元 ＄𝟏,𝟑𝟒𝟗.𝟗𝟗.

你不买吗 Aren't you gonna get it?

了解 Fair enough.

真不敢相信 我们要见到亚当·谢德柴了 I can't believe we're gonna meet Adam Shadowchild.

我知道 他是全世界最棒的 I know. He's, like, the coolest man in the world.

谢谢 Thank you.

请上前 欢迎 我的朋友 Come forth. Welcome, my friends.

我只想说 «坠落星球» 三部曲对我影响深远 I just wanted to say that the Planet Fall trilogy has been a huge influence

对我和我的作品都是 on me and on my work.

不会吧 你是作家 Don't tell me. You're a writer.

- 对 我是 - 很好 - I am, yeah. - Well, good.

他确实得过𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟐年的尼布隆奖 He actually won a Nebulon Award in 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟐.

未满𝟏𝟔岁少年拿下最佳科幻短篇 For best science fiction short story by a male under 𝟏𝟔.

我正在写续集 I'm working on a follow-up.

我很想看看 Oh, I'd love to see that.

今天不成 Not today.

不 是法律问题 No, no. It's a legal thing.

我相信一定很棒 I'm sure it's good.

这封面真棒 三个奶头 That is a wonderful cover. Three tits.

太棒了 Awesome.

- 那是格雷姆 我的插画家 - 我是艺术家 - That was Graeme, my illustrator. - I'm an artist.

我希望赶快把东西完成 I'm hoping to complete it soon.

只是结局部分有点头痛 I'm just having a bit of trouble with the ending.

好吧 有个聪明人说 Well, a wise man said,

在你能编织美梦前 你得先编出好故事 "You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream."

哪个天才说的 Who said that?

就是我本人 刚刚说的 I did. I just said that.

两位 请离开 Move along, please, guys.

好 Yes.

- 很高兴认识你 - 不 不․․․ - Very nice to meet you. - No, no...

谢谢 Thank you.

- 你们买书了 - 没有 - You bought a book? - No.

那就快滚 Then fuck off.

我们来和亚当拍张合照 Let's get a picture of you, me and Adam.

- 准备好了 - 好了 - Okay, ready. - Ready.

对 Yes.

对 Yes.

- 是租车公司吗 - 对 - Is that the RV place? - Yes.

里面确定有两张单人床 And there's definitely two single beds?

因为旅馆就弄错了 Because there's been a bit of a mix-up at the hotel.

太好了 谢谢 Okay. Excellent. Thank you very much.

也祝你今天愉快 And have a nice day to you, as well.

- 租到了吗 - 在停车公园 - Is it here? - It's in the car park.

我想你是指"停车场" I think you mean "the parking lot."

当然喽 I sure do.

我用美国腔讲话呢 I did my American voice.

很棒吧 我们真的来美国了 It's amazing, isn't it? We're actually here. America.

我们梦想这天多久了 How long have we dreamt about this?

- 从小的梦想 - 对 - Since we were kids. - Yeah.

看看我们 都长大成人了 Now look at us. Grown men.

披萨 Pizza!

- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi! - Hiya!

- 您好 先生 - 请进 - Good evening, sir. - Come on in.

- 要放在哪里 - 放床上吧 - Where can I set this down? - You could put it on the bed.

你们来度蜜月的 You guys on honeymoon?

不是 No.

别傻了 我们只是朋友 No, silly. We're just friends.

旅馆弄错了 我们订的不是双人床 We had a mix-up. The reservations were messed up.

放在桌上吧 我收一收 Pop it on the table here. Let me clear that.

- 公路旅行啊 - 对 - Ah, going on a road trip? - Yeah. Yes.

在动漫展之后 有什么比来趟 What better way to follow Comic-Con

美国知名的幽浮胜地之旅还棒的玩法呢 than a tour ofAmerica's most famous UFO hotspots?

我们要去𝟓𝟏区 还有内华达州的黑色信箱 We're going to Area 𝟓𝟏 and the Black Mailbox in Nevada,

往南到坎维德 然后是阿帕契交界点 then down to Camp Verde, then to Apache Junction

再到新墨西哥州的罗斯威尔 看𝟏𝟗𝟒𝟕年的幽浮失事地点 and then on down to Roswell, New Mexico for the site of the famous crash of '𝟒𝟕.

- 不 - 每个人都知道 - No. - Everybody knows that.

别说了 那里只是谣传的 Stop it! It's an alleged site at this point.

如果不在这里 Why would they admit there was a crash,

何必确认这里失事 if the crash happened somewhere else?

我们要尊重不同意见 好吗 Let's just agree to disagree, all right?

我们最后总是这样说 That's what we always say at the end.

你相信外星人吗 Do you believe in aliens?

什么叫"外星人" What do you mean, "aliens"?

我来签账 好吗 I'll sign that check, shall I?

把地图拿开 披萨酱料滴在上面就糟了 Get that out of your way. Pizza grease on a map is the worst thing.

我们该睡觉 一大早要上路 We should turn in. We got an early start in the morning.

没错 Yeah.

你认为你会梦到什么 What do you think you're gonna dream about?

宽广的道路 刺激的冒险之类的 Oh, the open road. High adventure. That kind of thing.

嗯 Mmm.

- 你咧 - 神奇女侠 - You? - Wonder Woman.

- 拜托 不要 - 好的 - Please don't. - Okay.

- 准备好了吗 - 可以 - You ready? - Yeah.

好 那么 Okay. And...

三 二 一 Three, two, one.

好个烂展览 What an amazing Con.

兄弟 那只是开幕式而已 That, my friend, was just the beginning.

车来罗 Here you go.

那不是我们的 That's not ours.

不是 No?

没错 那才是 No. That's ours.

妈的半兽人 Fucking orcs!

那只手 That one.

人类 Oh! People!

笑一个 Smile.

"注意天空"还是"异形上路" "Watch the skies" or "Alien on board"?

"异形上路" 谢谢 "Alien on board," please.

好 确定就好 Okay. If you're sure.

动漫展好玩吗 So, how was Comic-Con?

我们见到亚当·谢德柴 We met Adam Shadowchild.

亚当·谢德柴是谁啊 Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

他写过 «金星泛生论» Oh, hewrote The Venusian Pangenesis.

我没看过那本 I didn't read that one.

«珍妮星女郎和铜母鸡» 呢 Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen?

没有 No.

«机器人情妇» The Robot's Mistress?

我喜欢罗曼史 I like romances.

那也算罗曼史 That's kind of a romance.

- 人和机器的罗曼史 - 对 - Between a woman and a machine? - Yeah.

我喜欢 I hear that.

这附近你有没听过很多幽浮事件 Do you get a lot of UFO types around here?

听过一些 Some.

你相信吗 Do you believe?

喔 我相信 Oh, yes, I do.

这些地区一直有很多怪事 Been a lot of strange happenings in these parts.

要是宇宙中只有我们就太可惜了 Ah, it'd be a shame if we were the only souls in the universe.

光机率就不可能 Probability alone suggests not.

知道吗 在可观测的宇宙中 就有两千亿的星系 You know, there are 𝟐𝟎𝟎 billion galaxies in the observable universe.

哇 Oh.

发人深思 对吧 Makes you think, doesn't it?

怎样 What?

宇宙的人都在哪里 Where is everybody?

砰 Boo!

哇咧 Oh.

有惊就好 Gotcha.

你们够了吗 或者还需要别的东西 So, you fellows set or can I get you something else?

我想再续杯咖啡 佩特 Oh, I think I would like a refill of coffee, please, Pat.

好的 你呢 小可爱 All right, then. How about you, pumpkin?

我可以来杯外星奶昔吗 Can I have an E.T. Malt, please?

要加烟火棒吗 Mmm. You want that with a sparkler?