Fearless Hyena (笑拳怪招)

MASTER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YES.

I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE.

WE MUST GET OUR MASTER CHEN TO GO INTO HIDING AT ONCE.

[ Footsteps Approaching ]

MASTER, YOU'D BETTER TRY AND RUN.

MASTER, TAKE CARE OF YOUR LEG. WE'LL COVER YOU.

RIGHT. BE CAREFUL. LET'S GO.

FATHER. TAKE CARE.

HEY !

YEN TING HUA, RUNNING DOG OF THE CHING,

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS.

YOU BASTARD ! SHUT UP !

I RESPECT YOU, CHIEN HUAN LI,

BECAUSE YOU ARE A BRAVE MAN.

IF ONLY YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE CHEN IS HIDING,

I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE AND REWARD YOU.

STOP IT.

I'M ONE OF THE SIEN YI CLAN, FOUNDED BY OUR GREAT HERO HIU FEI.

I'M NO BETRAYER.

I WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD.

YOU HAVE CREATED SOME EVIL WAYS TO TERRORIZE OUR PEOPLE,

AND EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY LIFE,

I WILL CHALLENGE YOU.

I ADVISE YOU TO THINK IT OVER.

I WANT YOUR LIFE !

HUH ! SO, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

NOW TELL ME WHERE CHEN IS.

HAAH !

WE'VE JUST MOVED HERE,

AND ALREADY YOU'RE CAUSING TROUBLE.

WHAT HAVE I BEEN TEACHING YOU ?

STUDY, AND ACT WITH THOUGHT.

WHAT ELSE ? TRAIN HARD, TO HELP OTHERS.

- HAVE YOU TRAINED TODAY ? - NOT YET.

GRANDPA, SHALL I START NOW ?

GO AHEAD.

FINISHED.

IT WAS MUCH TOO QUICK.

I COULDN'T SEE IT CLEARLY.

I'M GETTING OLD, AND MY SIGHT IS GOING.

ONCE MORE, AND SLOWLY THIS TIME.

OH.

WELL, WHAT IS THIS ?

FOOTWORK--

IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT, BUT NOT VERY STEADY.

COME ON.

PROPER STANCE-- OH !

YOU SAID A PROPER STANCE, NOT AN IMPROPER ONE.

GO ON.

- CROSS STANCE. - WHAT ELSE ?

UNICORN. LEFT, THEN RIGHT.

FIRM ENOUGH ? VERY FIRM.

THEN MOVE. OH. I CAN'T.

WHY NOT ?

BECAUSE IT'S TOO FIRM.

OH, REALLY ?

HMM. CAN YOU MAKE ANOTHER FIRM STANCE ?

OH, YES.

THE TWISTED STANCE. LOOK AT THIS.

NOT THAT.

ANOTHER NEW ONE ?

THE UPSIDE-DOWN.

AAH ! NOT THAT ONE !

GET UP THERE !

NOW STAY THERE.

STAY STEADY, AND MIND MY BOWL.

THIS BOWL I COLLECT MY INCOME IN.

TAKE CARE.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO IT, YOU'VE HAD IT.

GRANDFATHER, WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

I'M GOING TO THE TOILET.

NO ! I CAN'T BEAR IT ! COME BACK QUICKLY !

THIS ONE IS PRETTY. AH.

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.

AND THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.

UNICORN !

NO, I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT FOR SALE.

HERE, SON.

PLACE YOUR BETS !

BET WITH YOUR EYES. A LOT QUICKER THAN BY HAND.

COME ON, PLACE YOUR BETS.

I'LL TRY.

QUICKLY. QUICKLY !

PLACE YOUR BETS ! HEY, HEY, HEY ! HANDS OFF !

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WINNERS. HANDS OFF, HANDS OFF.

NO BET.

AHH ! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY !

OVER TO ME. THERE WE ARE.

PUT IT ALL ON.

YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE, NOW, DO YOU ?

BUT IT'S SO EASY.

- AH, SO EASY. - I'LL GO WHEN I'VE WON THIS.

AH. DON'T MOVE. LOOK !

NO ! YOU MISSED IT !

SUCH BAD LUCK. BEATEN AGAIN.

I MUST WIN THIS TIME.

HERE, I'LL DO IT. NO, I'LL DO IT.

HERE, LET ME CHANGE IT. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, ALL RIGHT ?

AH, AND NOW THIS ONE.

OPEN.

OPEN.

YOU WIN.

WINNERS AGAIN.

THAT'S MINE ! THAT'S YOURS.

FOR HELPING YOU TO WIN, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS AS MY TIP.

GOOD-BYE. DON'T GO. LET'S GO AGAIN.

NO MORE NOW. YOU'LL LOSE EVERYTHING.

MMM.

EH ? YOU'RE BIG. WHY DIDN'T HE SEE YOU ?

MMM. SLOW UP !

WINE AND FOOD ? CELEBRATING NEW YEAR, ARE YOU ?

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ? - YOU TO STAY AWAY !

- WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ? - WHO AM I ?

HUH.

YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OF THE GREAT BEAR.

AND STONY EGG. AND IRONHEAD.

WATCH OUT ! THAT'S ME !

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO YOU ARE.

GO ON, GET HIM. STAY THERE !

YOU HAD BETTER RETURN ALL THE MONEY.

RIGHT ! RIGHT !

- WHY SHOULD I ? - BECAUSE OF THIS.

KILL ! GET HIM !

HUH ?

GOOD. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B--

HE BEAT ME.

DON'T BE WORRIED, LITTLE ONE. YOU MUST BEAT HIM BACK.

DON'T YOU WORRY. I'LL TRY.

DON'T WORRY.

HYAAAH !

OHH-OH-OHH !

STOP !

AN EARTHQUAKE !

HAAAAH !

OHH ! OH, MY HEAD !

THERE'S A HOLE IN THE GROUND !

MY HEAD ! OHHH !

WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? STONY EGG.

BUT NOW... OHH !

YOU'RE A BROKEN EGG !

NOW YOU'RE A SCRAMBLED EGG !

NOW YOU'RE A ROTTEN EGG !

ALL RIGHT, HUMPTY-DUMPTY ?

AND YOU'RE IRONHEAD ?

YOU HIT THERE. NOW HIT THERE.

GO AROUND !

HEAD UP !

TURN AWAY !

RUN AWAY.

KILL HIM !

YOU'RE A VERY BIG MAN WITH A VERY SMALL BRAIN.

HE'S CALLED THE GREAT BEAR, BUT HE LOOKS SMALLER FROM HERE.

YOU WANNA FIGHT ?

HELP !

YOU NEARLY CRUSHED ME DEAD !

YOU WANT THE MONEY BACK NOW ? NO, I DON'T !

I'M GOING. OF COURSE YOU CAN GO NOW.

DON'T TRY TO FOLLOW ME.

NO, WE WON'T FOLLOW.

[ Continues Groaning ] W-WHAT SHALL WE DO ?

GET HIM UP RIGHT NOW.

LET'S GO.

MMM. GOOD WINE.

IT'S FROM THE SAME PLACE ?

SAME SHOP AS USUAL,

BUT IT'S MUCH BETTER.

MUCH MORE THAN USUAL.

YES, MUCH MORE. GOOD BOY.

WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY ? HUH ?

I WAS VERY LUCKY. I FOUND SOME MONEY OUT IN THE STREET.

THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.

YOU WERE LUCKY. YES.

YOU GO OUT AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOME MORE MONEY.

THE TRUTH.

WHAT'S THAT ?

ONE BECAME TWO, TWO BECAME FOUR, FOUR BECAME EIGHT.

OH. YOU'VE BEEN GAMBLING.

AND THEY ASKED YOU TO RETURN IT.

YES ! HOW DID YOU KNOW, GRANDPA ?

AND YOU SHOWED THEM YOUR KUNG FU.

NO, I DIDN'T. I MERELY STRUCK A POSE, AND THEY LET ME LEAVE.

AND WHAT POSE WAS THAT ?

WELL, IT WAS VERY BASIC.

YOU TWIT !

I'LL PRACTICE. YOU ENJOY YOUR WINE.

WAIT. NO NEED TO TRAIN TODAY ?

- YES, BUT I'LL TRAIN WITH YOU. - HUH ?

COME ON. GRANDPA.

ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR. I'M YOUR GRANDSON.

AH, STILL UP TO YOUR TRICKS AGAIN.

THAT IS CALLED SHORT BUT DANGEROUS.

WELL, I'LL TAKE THE SHORT ONE, THEN.