Kisaragi (キサラギ)

KISARAGI

Translated by: 8thSin

Special thanks: FSC for making this sub possible

Are you Mr Guru?

Yes.

I'm...

- Ah! Wait! I'm...

Let me guess.

OdaYuuji...

is not you, right?

Not Snake either, then...

You're Yasuo!

Yes, I'm Yasuo! Nice to meet you!

Thank you for intiving...

invade... invide...

No need for formal greetings, please, sit down.

OK.

Oh, was I too early?

No, I'm sure everyone's coming soon.

You're just as I imagined!

You post messages everyday, right? Sometimes even 2 or 3 on the same day!

Posting in the Kisaragi Miki fansite...

is pretty much the only joy of my life.

Is... is this the...

It's my collection.

I couldn't wait to see this!

Mr Guru's Kisaragi Miki Perfect Collection!

May I?

Of course!

Ah! Please don't make it dirty.

Ah!!! Maybe I should wait until everyone gets here!

I shouldn't start all by myself, and save the best for the last!

Let's see it together then.

Yes!

Sorry, wait just a bit longer!

Oh, I showed up wearing this...

Is this inappropriate? Should I have worn all black?

Don't worry! I'm dressed casually too.

This "memorial service" is just a casual party.

I'm sure Miki would want it to be fun and cheerful!

You're right! I thought so too.

That's why I wore super-trendy clothes.

That's trendy...?

See?

Uh... pass me your baggage.

If you would like...

Hey? Where...

What's wrong?

- Apple pie... - Apple pie?

I made it last night. Baking is my hobby...

You can't find it?

Oh! The convenience store!

I got here too early, so I was killing time there.

I'm so stupid! Why did I leave it there?!

I'll go get it. I'll be back right away.

Are you... Guru?

OdaYuuji?

No way! Give me a break!

You must be Snake!

I'm Snake! Nice to meet ya!

You're just as I imagined too!

What?

Your posts.

"I'm Snake, I love Kisaragi Miki more than anyone. Nice to meet ya"

You posted the same message 7 times!

I didn't really get this whole internet stuff!

Pressed the button many times.

Please, sit down. Oh, your coat.

Thanks! Here.

Who was that person?

It was Yasuo. I think he forgot something.

Oh, the guy who posts everyday.

I see... that means OdaYuuji hasn't arrived yet.

Not yet.

Maybe it really is him, the actor!

No way!

No, I think it's possible!

His writing seems manly and serious...

Nice to meet you. I'm...

OdaYuuji!

Welcome! I'm Guru. He's Snake.

Just happened to have the same name as him?

No, um...

he just happened to be on TV when I was coming up with a nickname.

I used it lightheartedly. I'm regretting it now.

People always regret it after they choose a nickname lightheartedly

You admire him, right?

No, I don't.

Come on, who cares? Please, sit down.

I got you a gift.

Thank you very much. Your bag please.

A quiet and nice place, isn't it? The landlord kindly rented this place to me.

I see.

What is this place anyway?

The place closest to Kisaragi Miki in heaven... is the idea!

I see, creative as I would expect from OdaYuuji!

I didn't come up with that.

Let's get the party started.

I think Yasuo will be back anytime now.

Let's begin!

Mr Guru, you'll be dressed like that?

What?

Aren't you going to change?

Oh, right.

You're both dressed in black attire.

It's a casual party.

I thought we should relax and have some fun.

Oh, really? Man, I wore all this!

Sorry for not letting you know.

"Memorial service", wasn't it?

Oh...

Remembrance of the dead, correct?

Well, yes...

Haven't you heard of the word "consideration" before?

If you really feel sorrow for the person who passed away,

wouldn't you wear attire fit for such an occasion?

Well said!

You're right. Of course!

I loathe the modern tendency of trying to make everything fun and cheerful.

Ah! No! It's not like that!

Who put this stuff up here? Geez!

Excuse me, I'll go throw this out.

Please start without me. Drinks are over there.

Well, well! Mr Oda, I totally agree with what you just said!

You're right. It's consideration!

I was about to tell him that too!

Please, sit down.

Here you go...

OK, here you go.

Alright. Cheers!

That must be it! Guru's collection!

Everything since her debut!

Maybe you shouldn't touch it without permission. - Just a peek!

Hey!

What's wrong?

Is he Yasuo?

I don't think so.

Who are you?

Oh! He must be the landlord!

Thanks for renting us this place! - Thanks!

I found it!

Apple... pie...

Uh... hello.

You're Yasuo, right?

Oh, OK! I'm Snake. Nice to meet ya!

I'm Yasuo.

That's OdaYuuji over there. He admires Oda Yuuji, the actor.

I don't!

He's the landlord. - Nice to meet you.

Come on, Yasuo. Let's drink!

We started without you!

Try this if you'd like. It's the apple pie I made.

Is that how you're going to be dressed?

Huh? Oh... is this too trendy?

Trendy, huh?

Yasuo...

Haven't you heard of the word "consideration" before? Wouldn't you wear...

What was it?

Attire fit for memorial service.

Exactly!

What a creepy landlord!

He can hear you!

As I said, isn't there attire fit for memorial service?

But... but you know...

this is... a casual party, so we should make it fun...

I loathe the modern tendency of trying to make everything fun and cheerful!

Wait, but...

Guru also said Miki would want it to be fun...

Oh, Guru!

What?!!! Guru!

On second thought... there is an attire fit for the occasion.

No, no way... You brought it?

Yes, just in case.

What?! What should I do? What should I do?

Should I go back home and change?

You live nearby?

Okugawaooaza, Town of West Aizu, Yama District, Prefecture of Fukushima...

That's insanely far!

You came all the way here for this?

Yes, just about 6 hours one-way.

Everyone will be gone by the time you come back...

But still...

Then it can't be helped. That's fine, right? Oda?

It can't be helped.

I'm sorry.

OK, now that everyone's here. Let's start the memorial service.

Excuse me, we're still missing one person.

Huh? Oh, yeah! StrawberryGirl! How can we forget StrawberryGirl?

A female Kisaragi Miki fan is rare!

Judging from her writing style, I think she's really young!

"Kisaragi Miki is a woman I admire! (lol)"

Maybe she's 17 or 18! I can't wait to see her!

Uh, about that StrawberryGirl...

She says she doesn't know if she can make it.

What? Really? Geez! It's just all guys?!

Come on, it's fine!

Yasuo, sit down.

Just us guys chatting about Kisaragi Miki isn't too bad, right?

You're right. Don't be so disappointed, Oda!

I'm not really disappointed or anything...