Hit Me Anyone One More Time (記憶にございません！)

(Any apparent resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.)

Ow!

Nothing today...

Should we go back?

Let's return to the TV station.

Hey

You're...

You know me?

This may sound weird but,

who am I?

When I woke up, I was in a hospital.

Umm...

I don't remember anything, my head hurts.

I always wanted to have a word with you.

Wha-what?

It's all your fault

However much I work, I can't make money.

I keep losing it.

Consumption tax!

I don't understand...

You only know how to raise taxes!

Right!?

Consumption tax?

Found him!

That way!

That way!

Prime Minister Kuroda was hit in the head by a rock,

This is his second day off duty,

What can you guys do?

I'm up here, what can you do?

Nothing!

You assholes!

Eat shit!

He's called the worst Prime Minister in history.

Even if his approval ratings

have dropped to 2.3%

violence is not the way to go.

I understand the feeling,

I also want to punch him.

Thankfully, the culprit hasn't been caught.

Hopefully he doesn't wake up.

How much should I pay?

730 Yen

Do you know who I am?

I'll definitely pay later so...

I don't need it.

I can't, let me write it down.

I don't care, get out!

You're disturbing the customers!

Did you find him?

Where?

What's with that outfit?

Pajamas?

Were you planning to sleep? Is that it?

But how can you sleep here?

There's no pillow or futon.

Okay

This isn't a show, leave!

Now!

No pictures, leave!

Ow! Hold on!

I'm the Prime Minister...

Oh, really!?

I'm with the Earth Defense Force.

Ow, you're pinching me, please stop!

I get it, you're the Prime Minister.

Make me a Security Police.

I always wanted to be a one,

Okay I promise, I promise.

When do you ever keep your promises?

Actually, you look like him!

Are you his twin?

What?

What?

We came to pick you up, Prime Minister

No, wait, I didn't call for you!

No, no, no!

Memory damage?

Yes.

He's completely forgotten who he is,

including his Prime Minister role.

Amazing!

Honestly,

we don't fully understand

how brain systems work.

In his case,

he seems to have memories from childhood.

He doesn't recall his political career.

Amazing!

Then even his wife...

He shouldn't remember.

Can he be cured?

It's hard to say.

He may suddenly remember,

or be like this forever.

Amazing!

Kuroda Keisuke, The 127th Prime Minister and Head of Cabinet

This is how the citizens know you:

The worst Prime Minister in history.

Why am I so unpopular?

First of all, stop with the polite suffixes.

Is that bad?

No, it's just...

not like you...

Why am I so unpopular?

The reason is,

You're indecisive, self righteous,

You look down on people, have wolf eyes,

don't keep your promises, you're anti-woman, anti-animal...

Should I continue?

No, that's enough.

What is it, Prime Minister?

Was there a transfer of money?

Please answer, Prime Minister.

Prime Minister!

Head of Cabinet Prime Minister?

I don't recall that.

Prime Minister, do you think we'll let this slide?

Please answer.

I don't remember,

That's why I'm saying, "I don't recall"

Is that really okay?

Construction company president...

I'm saying I don't remember.

You won't shut up!

I don't remember!

I don't recall!

Listen, for now this is top secret,

let's keep this between us.

Is that okay?

"The current Prime Minister has memory loss"

If that leaks out, the political world will plunge into chaos.

Anything else?

No.

Don't let the doctors talk.

We should also deal with the people he ran into.

Will they stay silent?

We'll hand out...

non-disclosure payments?

We also need to do something about that officer.

Yes, this is the secretary office.

What about his wife?

For now, let's hide it from her.

She puts everything on social media.

Understood.

The Chief Cabinet Secretary will be here soon.

Chief Cabinet Secretary Tsurumaru

is the head figure of Kuroda's cabinet.

It can also be said that he holds the real power in Japan.

We've had five Prime Ministers in the past ten years,

but he's kept his position.

Sounds like an amazing person.

He looks good, and has the people's approval.

He doesn't know that you lost your memory,

I'll leave it to you.

Even so, it must have been tough.

If his aim was more on point, you would be in real trouble.

Violence isn't right after all.

Well then...

Even if they hate you so much...

Huh?

He seemed pretty healthy.

That's fortunate.

I almost thought he died,

He's a tough pest.

I should learn from him.

I didn't say a word,

wasn't he suspicious?

Don't worry.

Everyone feels that way in front of him.

Umm... my residence is...

Where your family lives.

Sorry, sorry,

When we walk by here,

you would always try to feel me up.

I'm not asking you to touch me.

You were sticking it out... Sorry

That's your only son, Atsuhiko-san

The Prime Minister has returned.

Welcome home, Prime Minister.

Hello

It must've been tough, huh?

Good work.

Thank you.

Should I get you something to eat?

Yeah...

Then, I'll get the usual!

Yeah, the usual!

The cook, Suga-san.

That wasn't my wife?

Honey...?

Well…

Your wife, Satoko-san.

Are you all right?

Yes.

I'll take my leave now.

Thank you.

What?

That's the first time you thanked me...

Prime Minister!