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Turn that shit off!

Fuck, man! You'll bust up the TV.

Slow down! Stop!

Get a move on, bro! Over here!

This way! In the stable!

In the stable!

C'mon!

Get 'er in there! Give 'er a push!

Faster! That's it! C'mon!

C'mon, bro! C'mon, c'mon!

Fuck, man! You bored or what?

Want a piece of this pitchfork? Take that!

Come at me!

Back to work! Move it.

Chow!

300, 400, 500...

600, 620. We're short.

We're 400 short for the pig.

- The Christmas pig... - Cough up, bro!

- I'm gonna fuck you up, man! - Cough up the money!

The money! You didn't chip in. You're holding out on us.

I don't fucking have to.

The fuck!

So you're not eating anything for Christmas dinner?

No.

I know why you're holding out.

You want to go abroad, wise guy. Where do you want to go?

- The Smoke. - Smoke, my ass. London. England.

- What do you... - Do you know any English?

- You are loser. - What?

The fuck you want to go there for? They're not letting immigrants in now.

They've wised up to that shit. So why the fuck?

Get it? You're Polish!

Get that into your head! Poles belong in Poland!

- Are you Polish? - I am.

I'd go there too if I could.

- You'd go where? - I would too.

- Do you know any other language? - I could learn.

Sure, pigspeak and cowspeak.

- Why're you riding him like that? - What's your problem?

You're on his case because he's got prospects. What do you have?

What fucking prospects? Washing dishes?

I can't stand the sight of you anymore. I can't even listen to you.

I know. I know what you're up to.

Your brother's going to England because he's saving up,

and I bet you're chipping in, and then he'll bring you over there.

Because he's family, and I ain't shit.

- Not with the way you're acting... - What's going on here?

Shut up, you'll give Mom a heart attack! Yo, yo Sis!

Quiet, I said!

- Take the kid! - Go to your room!

Fuck off to England, all of you!

Go! I'm staying right here.

- Quiet, she's gone. - Have a drink.

Go wherever the fuck you want.

Fuck! I keep telling 'em...

Who mixed this concrete?

Fuck this! What the fuck is this shit!

I fucking told you!

Make the fucking concrete less coarse!

I don't understand what you're saying.

Don't you fucking speak Polish?

Of course you do. Don't talk Gypsy to me!

Look what you've fucking done.

You calling your friend?

You're goofing off all the time. I fucking see you.

I don't understand what you're saying. Fuck!

Enough!

Gypsy, seek! Good boy!

Get down!

Is it straight?

Get off!

Gypsy! Gypsy!

Where's Jesus?

- Get off the grave, Gypsy! - Git!

I don't understand.

- Miss, get him a... - But I don't understand.

What do you want?

Jesus! Hallelujah!

Lemme some change for a nip.

- Don't disrespect him. - Serve them!

I'll come and pick you up tonight.

Bye, Gypsy.

Hop in! Stay!

What the fuck?

C'mon down!

I'm not getting on that, you're insane.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Go to church, assholes!

Go to church!

- Fuck off! - Fuck off, you peasants!

Eat a dick, you fucking yokels!

Slowly, easy does it!

- This way. - Leggo, she's fine!

That's it, good...

Go go go!

Where you going? Not that way!

This empty seat at the table is there for Christ:

Christ who lives in our neighbor.

Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren,

ye have done it unto me, said Christ.

The Son of God is born, and He is love.

That is why we cannot leave our fellow man out in the cold.

And this empty seat is a symbol of our open hearts,

that welcome the weary traveler. Amen.

Amen.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Amen.

My wish for you is stop fooling around, start dressing proper,

look like a human being, not some monkey in a zoo.

But I love you all the same.

They say you have to wish people well. Well, I wish you'd get your shit together,

cut your hair, and stop looking like a cunt.

- And I wish you good health. - She's a bitch.

Good health!

May you get married, have children.

So I can have grandkids.

Because you're my darling son.

All the best!

Stay free. Stay the way you are,

and leave this house, and go far, far away.

Here. You're out, have some of mine.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Black dive off a tall building... who wins?

- Well? - Society!

Speaking of food.

This Roma kid says to his mother: "Ma, I wanna shit!"

And she goes: "Hold on! I'll slice you off a piece."

...and if you were in Switzerland you'd be euthanized already.

But here you are at this fucking table. Here's to you, Grandpa!

And to the lovely ladies - none of whom are here.

Cheers, Grandpa!

Here's to euthanasia!

Now you nailed it.

One more thing, dearly beloved. Before we go back to singing carols,

I would like to thank all of you

for your work, your help, and your donations

towards our statue of Jesus Christ,

our Almighty Lord, King of Poland.

My wish, for all of us,

is for the work to be finished safely

so that, this spring, we have the world's largest

monument of its kind.

Our Christ will be even larger than the one in Rio de Janeiro.

Let us sing.

God is born and might is shaken,

Lord of Heaven lying naked!

Fire frozen, brightness dimming,

he is boundless yet has limits.

He was scorned yet crowned with glory,

Mortal is the King of Ages,

and the Word was made flesh

and dwelt among us.

Fetch, fetch!

C'mere, c'mere! Good boy!

Will you be my wife?

- Your wife? - Yeah.

- Seriously? - Yup.

Snaggletooth.

Look at your wife!

That's it! Now look at your husband!

Right! We're good!

It's OK now.

Better than that,

it's outstanding.

Death!

Death, death!

Satanist! Satanist!

Jacek! Jacek!

It's gonna be ok!

Can you hear me?

Jacek, can you hear me?

It's gonna be ok! We made it.

Jacek, we all are there for you.

It's gonna be all right.

Wait! We'll take one from the side

to show the suture.

- It looks very good, I mean it. - Let me get a closeup. Hold on!

Super!

We had to put construction on hold.

Never mind. You're alive, that's what matters. It's a miracle.

The Good Lord wanted it that way. Christ wanted it that way.

It's a miracle.

Christ is giving you a second chance, it's like you're born again.

He cares about you, that's the way you should see it.

Maybe you have something important left to do.

But people will be asking questions, they'll be wondering who to blame.

You know how people are.

Jacek, join us, will you?

How do you feel? What was it like,

seeing your new face for the first time?

Can you see well, Jacek?

- We'll take questions later. - Jacek...

- Can you speak clearly? - Thank you...

Jacek! How did your family react,

when they saw you for the first time?

Jacek will have to undergo a few more operations