Popovich: Road to Hollywood

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Welcome to the circus.

Please take a seat.

The show start will start in two minutes.

Hey, where you going?

Ooh!

- Pie! - Oh!

Woo!

Pie in the face!

Who's the greatest? Me!

Ladies and gentleman,

wasn't that just about the cutest thing you've ever seen?

Hey! What are you doing out there?

I was hoping to try a little bit of my new act.

No, no, no, no.

Everything goes through me first.

Now clean yourself up, go set my next gag,

and listen, no more unfunny funny business!

All right, everybody, gather around.

Come on, gather around.

All right.

See that person out there?

That's the mayor.

The mayor's got to like the show.

If the mayor doesn't like the show,

we don't get invited back next year.

And if we don't get invited back next year,

you don't get paid,

so let's go out there and do a good show, shall we?

Oh-ho, and you two,

why don't you try being funny for once?

You're not grave diggers, you're clowns.

All right, everybody back to work! Let's go!

Excuse me, boss, I have an act

I've been working on for six years.

- Hey, Boss. - What?

Can we do the geese in the second part

of the show tonight instead of the first?

- No! - Okay.

Go away.

Now what were you saying?

I have a new act I've been working on for-

Take that outside!

And I have a costume already.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh.

Tonight's way too important to try some new unknown act.

Yeah. You discuss it with him.

You two figure something out.

Jiminy Christmas.

- Hold it. - No questions.

Clean up the horse...

Hey dingus! What are you doing out there?

Why don't you try being funny for once?

- No, no, no, no. - Just go away.

Absolutely amazing!

And now, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls,

welcome to the center ring, Booba!

Ho-ho-ho. Hello!

Assistant!

Oh, oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Hey!

You've been in there since we've left.

Give it a rest already.

It's a restroom, that's what I'm doing.

Bus driver!

There's someone sleeping in the bathroom again.

Hi.

Do you got a ticket, bub?

Uh, somewhere here.

Not here.

Not here.

Maybe I put it here. Hold on.

- That's what I thought. - I know I have it.

Hey, hey, hey, where you going?

Come on!

Which way did he go?

Thanks, dingus.

Hey, dingus!

Can't sleep here!

Hey, can't sleep here!

Who is dingus?

Dingus, it's a derogatory term

for someone whose name I don't know,

nor care to learn.

Not get out of here!

Hey, hey, get out of here!

Is this a thing?

If I just grab here, oh.

I don't want to hurt you, I just want you to leave.

I think this is just getting worse really.

No, that's not what....

Way too early for this!

It's way too early for this! Go on!

Oh!

Oh!

Ho, ho, ho, you little!

See later, goodbye!

Grab him!

Run!

What is that?

It appears to be a stray animal of some description.

Yes. I see that.

What I don't see is you keeping it well away from my statue!

Yeah, right.

Okay, hi. Can you shoo?

Go, can you leave the area? Shoo.

Yes.

Good.

Be free.

That's better.

I'd like some time alone with the statue, Mr. Meaningsly.

Go fetch me something to drink.

See him, see where he went?

He was right here.

How does he continue to evade us?

What are you two oafs doing here?

Tuck in your shirts.

We're after a real,

a real unsavory character at the moment.

Say cheese.

Hey, stop it, get out of here.

Leave me alone!

Spend some time alone with the statue.

Yes, ma'am. We'll be on our way.

It's just that we know he's in this park

and we're still looking for him

and I know that if you come across him,

you're gonna like him less than you like us,

because he's a true buffoon and a rapscallion to boot.

I am not going to ask you again!

Ah!

Oh, it's a little dog!

Ah!

That dog is a...

Oh!

I'm sorry, excuse me, accident.

I'm gonna put everything back.

Here.

Oh! Something's missing.

Oops. I'm sorry.

This goes here.

Now there.

Ta-da!