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Man, Timmy's so awesome.

I couldn't believe he's already turning 10.

Seriously, we watched that kid grow up, bro.

Happy Birthday Timmy.

Guys guys, check it out!

I'm gonna walk the plank like a real pirate.

And the winner, of the astronaut ice cream eating contest is... .

Timmy!!

You guys always make my birthday the best.

Man, Timmy's party just keep getting better every year.

Yeah, we gotta make sure this stunt man party is the best one yet.

What do you mean "a real stunt man job"?

But it's a stunt man theme party, what are we supposed to tell my client?

Well you can say goodbye to your complementary fountain sodas.

And you'll never stunt in this park again, Mr. Hazard.

Is everything okay, Benson?

No,everything is not okay.

The stunt man canceled and Timmy's party is ruined.

Are you serious?

But Timmy is counting on us

I know, but where am I supposed to find a stunt man this late in the game?

Well, I might know a guy who...

actually no.

I don't know any stunt man.

Urr... you losing it, Mitch.

That's it, we have to cancel Timmy's party.

No wait!

Yeah! Maybe one of us can do the stunt.

No, it has to be a license stunt man.

Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs.

Well,how hard it is to get a license?

Hard, the success rate at stunt man college is only 25%.

And you guys aren't exactly stunt man material.

But if it's 25% ,then at least one of us should be able to do it right?

You think you're gonna beat the odds like that in one day?

If that's what it would take to make Timmy happy,then we'll do it.

Yeah, it's the only chance we have.

We'll done with all the party pret.

All in rolls right now.

Okay.

But one of you'd better come back with a stunt man license.

Or else Timmy's birthday and probably his life are gonna be ruined.

Are you sure this is the right place?

It's the address that was on the brochure.

This is definitely the right place.

Johnny Crasher is a living legend.

Before he retired, he went in and out over 40 comas.

No other stunt man is survived anywhere near that many.

Johnny Crasher!

Wow! Did you see that roll?

Not part of the stunt.

Uhh, are you okay?

Yes, are you trying to say I look bad after been in 40 comas?

Are you talking to me ?

Because... .

Yeah, I am talking to you.

You think the stunt man is suppose to be pretty?

You think... .

This headache.

Okay, well unless you're just here to drop off your recycling, let's get started.

Here are your stunt textbooks.

They contain everything you need to know to complete this course.

You should read this in case I forget to teach you something important.

Which is very likely because I've been in 40 comas.

You may think you have what it takes to be a stunt man.

But I am here to tell ya,

Never that matters if you can't do one thing.

A stunt man gotta hit his marks.

If you can't do that, you are worthless!

Now, before I give away any another freebies there is little matter of tuition.

Cash your money orders only.

That will just about to make up for the way things turn out.

So just a few warnings ,while you're still in the comfort of your chairs.

You're gonna be breaking bones out there, you're gonna be get your teeth knocked out.

Your face's smashed,your eye-balls' ripped out.

Anybody wanna quit yet?

No?

Alright, good.

He is just being dramatic, right?

Hey, little guy. I am sorry.

Do you wanna teach the class?

Maybe you should get up here on the mark and show everybody how to take a punch.

Huh?

But...

Now!

Good luck,dude.

Yeah wo-hoo! Teach us, teacher.

You think there is something funny about stunts?

No, sir. I am sorry sir, that looks very serious , sir.

It was,but I don't think you realize how serious it is.

So why don't you get up here and take the next punch?