Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

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Ow! Jeez, Jyushimatsu!

Sorry.

Karamatsu-niisan, could you get my ball for me?

Huh? Oh...

Currently 76 boxes

How many boxes will it take for the golden angel to show up?

How stupid is he?

It's way more fun to watch streams than do them.

I see... I'll be sure to incorporate that.

Become drunk on our beauty under these neon lights

He's amazing.

It's so funny.

He's so awesome.

Hey, guys...

I said hey.

Want to watch a few more?

Yeah, a little more.

Hey!

Really?

What's the matter, Ichimatsu?

Aren't you going to sleep? It's past 1 AM.

Oh. All right.

I'll go to sleep after this chapter. Sorry about that.

Yeah, I'll go to sleep soon, too.

Osomatsu-niisan, let's make this the last one.

Yup.

What's the matter, brother? You can't sleep?

Then I'll sing you my famous lullaby—

Wild vs Formal

Wow, so good. That was amazing!

You're not going to sleep, are you?!

Huh?

How long are you going to keep this up? It's already past 2 AM!

Oh, sorry. I'll go to sleep as soon as I'm done reading this.

Why did you start a new volume?!

Don't start a new volume of a light novel at 2 AM, you idiot!

Oh, shut up already. Just go to sleep, then.

You don't have to wait for us to get tired.

It's not that I'm waiting for you. I can't sleep.

You can't sleep? Why?

The light's too bright. I want to turn off the light.

Ah... Yeah, that's not happening.

Well, I'm still reading.

And we're still watching.

Wait, wait, wait. But it's past 2 AM!

It's time to sleep!

So just go to sleep, then.

I'm telling you I can't!

Wait, why can't you sleep? Do you have some kind of p****logical disorder?

I can't sleep because the light's too bright!

Then use an eye mask or something.

We don't have any of the latest fashion items with an

English name in this house.

Are eye masks one of the latest fashion items?

Okay, Ichimatsu, why don't you use this?

Huh?

If you cover your eyes with this towel, it's not bright, right?

No, a little bit of light still gets through that way.

Also, there's pressure from the fact that I can't let it fall off my face,

so it's even harder to sleep.

Why don't you use your arm?

Your arm should be a perfect fit and it won't shift.

Are you stupid?

Huh?

You try sleeping in that position.

When you wake up,

you'll suffer from an unknown pain that could be either muscle pain or numbness.

Then just dive under your futon. That basically solves everything.

You're so annoying.

Are you total trash?

Huh?

That only works in the beginning.

Why would I put myself in an even more uncomfortable situation

where I can't breathe nor sleep just so it's not bright anymore?

Then just go buy an eye mask at the hundred yen shop.

They're closed at this hour.

Convenience store, then?

There's no guarantee there'll be an eye mask there.

Then just use a towel or something to cover your eyes.

Didn't I just reject that idea?

Seriously? Are you stupid?

Ugh! I can't think of any good solutions!

I see... You can't sleep because the light's too bright.

What to do?

Uh, can't we just turn off the light?

Why can't you get to that conclusion?

I know! We can just make the light dimmer by using the tiny light!

Oh, I see!

Uh, let's just turn off the light.

See? Now you can sleep, too, right?

But can you read your book like this, Choromatsu-niisan?

I think once I got used to it, I could.

Yeah?

You can't!

When did you wake up?

I can't sleep with the tiny light on. I'll keep thinking about it.

Same here, brother. The tiny light is too bad.

I guess we have those against the tiny light, too.

Well, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Could you at least not be noisy? Promise me.

Yup.

Got it.

We promise.

I see... It's fate...

What is this?

Now this is happening? Seriously?

Look, look, look, look!

What?! What's going to happen next?

Man, this guy really is stupid!

So good! I can't stop!

Someone stop my eyes and hands!

This is too funny!

Online videos are the best!

I-I want to kill them...

No... I'll just count some cats.

One cat.

Two cats.

Three cats.

Four cats.

Five cats.

Six cats.

Seven cats.

Eight cougars.

Eight cougars?!

There's something so hot about cougars.

Yeah, cougars.

True.

One cat.

Two cats.

Three cats.

Four cats.

Five Shoueis.

Why?!

It's Shouei-san!

I want to see Shouei again.

Hey. Let's watch that cougar again.

What? Let's watch Shouei a little longer.

One cat.

Two cats.

Three cougar Shoueis...

I can't sleep like this!

That was freaky... Talk about trauma.

That's going to change my fetish...

What? You're still complaining?

You guys promised you'd be quiet, didn't you?

We can't help it. We're not tired yet.

Seriously. You're so selfish.

Selfish?!

S-S-S-Selfish?! Me?!

Huh?

It's past two in the morning!

I've gone to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, gotten into my futon,

and me asking for the lights to be turned off makes me selfish in this household?!

Where do we live?!

What country? Do we live overseas?

Is that it?!

So noisy. Are you guys arguing?

It's nothing, Jyushimatsu.

Just go to sleep. Sorry.

What's wrong, brother?

No problem, brother.

Goodnight. Bye-bye forever.

That was close. 3 versus 3 was about to turn into 5 versus 1.

They finally went to sleep, so don't get all riled up and wake them by shouting.

Uh, you're the one who's getting riled up and shouting.

Jeez... Then just go sleep downstairs, Ichimatsu-niisan.

Huh?

It's too bright in here, right? Then go downstairs.

Huh? Why do I have to move?

Actually, just don't sleep, Ichimatsu. Just wait until we get sleepy.

What are you saying?

Oh, I know. What about the balcony?

I think that'd be perfect.

What brought you to that conclusion?

I wonder where would be best...

Where should we have him move?

That's a tough one.

Seriously, the light...

No, really, the light...

There's something wrong with this, right? How did this happen?

Hey, why do I have to go sleep on the roof by myse—

Wake up!

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Wake up!

Wh-Wh-What's wrong, brother?

Ichimatsu-niisan? Did your fetish change?

Listen up. Let me just confirm one thing.

Is each of us an only child, huh?

Huh? What do you mean?

Answer me! Is each of us an only child?

No, we aren't.

We aren't, right? Then are we twins?

Triplets?!

We're sextuplets.

Sextuplets! We're sextuplets!

Did he go insane?

Listen up. That basically means there are six guys with

six smelly d*cks hanging down living in this tiny room.