Vampire Dog

It's about time,

Where have you been?

I won't always be around to look out for you,

What would I do without you, boy?

You're everything to me,

man: Yo, get all these Ioaded and then we'II,,,

we'II get the couch, all right?

You okay?

Being the new kid sucks,

I know,

It's tough being the new kid in town,

The music program needs my help,

Really?

Well, the superintendent asked me to come here

because they may want to close the school down,

If I can improve the music program,

then Lugosi Public School becomes a fine arts school,

Oh, I'II take those,

What can I say?

He's very careful about his drums,

Whoa,

Hey,

Honey,

We have neighbors,

Oh, hey,

That's really great, sweetheart,

but you have school in the morning,

Mom?

If I'm supposed to be the man of the house,

could we skip the ''sweetheart,'' ''honey,''

and all that stuff?

Okay, big guy,

I understand,

Get to bed, okay?

Sleep well, , , sweetheart,

Mom,

Drive in with me?

No, it's okay, I'II walk,

Don't want to be seen with the new teacher?

I just don't want to embarrass you,

Why would you embarrass me?

Well, you're the music teacher

and I can't play in front of people,

Every musician deals with stage fright, Ace,

You're only 1 2,

You'II figure it out,

Drive in with me,

That's just great, Iate on the first day,

Can you see anyone in there?

- Hi, - Hi,

They lock the door after the first bell,

Thanks,

Sorry, we're new,

You don't have to be sorry for being new,

Hi, I'm Susan Cunningham,

The new music teacher,

I'm in your class,

- Skylar, - Hi, Skylar,

This is my son, Ace,

- Hi, - Hi,

I live on your street,

Cool,

We better get to class,

Yeah,

Okay, stop,

Well, that was just terrible,

What?

Oh, well, maybe your new teacher

can whip you into shape,

Class, this is Mrs, Cunningham,

Hi there,

Listen, Principal Hickman might have been exaggerating

when he said you were terrible,

I hear real potential in this class,

You're probably the only one,

Oh, by the way, this is my son, Ace,

You play an instrument, Ace?

Percussion,

Well, well, a drummer,

Why don't you show us your stuff, kid?

I don't think that's necessary,

It's all right,

Arbuckle, get off the drums,

Give this kid a shot, will you?

Check out the new guy,

Yeah, he came in late,

He seems pretty cool,

I assume you're being sarcastic?

His mom is the teacher,

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, it just means he's a total dork,

Okay, Ace,

Give us a simple four-four

and then take it wherever you want,

Okay,

Whoa!

Oh!

girl: That must have hurt,

Epic fail, bro,

You started great,

Let's take it down a notch,

A few notches,

girl: Text me the link,

Oh, my God,

There's the baby,

Mommy loves you, baby boy,

Sky, are you with us or what?

Of course, I'm just reviewing for my science test,

Studying?

O-M-G,

L-O-L,

Studying is for geeks,

You're not a geek, are you, Sky?

No,

No, of course not,

Bright side is, you're a hit,

Look, over 30,OOO views,

My life is over,

No, it's not,

Just, , ,

Next time, try not to get so nervous,

You know you're a good drummer,

You can do this, Ace,

You just have to work up to it,

What's wrong?

Do you remember your Grandpa Sylvester?

Yeah, Dad's dad?

That's right,

He passed away, Ace,

Oh, gee, that's too bad, I never got to meet him,

I know,

He was a good man,

And he's sending you something,

You're grandpa's sending you a dog,

A dog?

His name is fang,

And, , ,

he's been around a long time, I guess,

He's sending me an old dog?

What am I supposed to do with an old dog?

Teach him new tricks,

A new town, new school,

Iast thing I need to do is take care of an old dog,

Hey!

Hello?

Hello?

That's just great,

A cranky old dog,

Come here, boy,

We got some nice cold water for you,

He won't come out,

Hi, fang,

I'm Susan,

Welcome to your new home,

You are not going to believe my latest development

in antiaging technology,

Who are you talking to?

frank, get out of there,

I'm practicing for investors,

My newest product, Get Away Wrinkles,

guarantees a younger look with just one application,

My assistant frank's youthful appearance

has been ravaged by too much sun and hard living,

- Really? - No, that's--

I don't know if I want to do this,

Don't worry about it,

A little there,

It's very easily applied,

There we go,

Aren't you gonna say something?

Oh, um,,,

Wow, I feel younger already,

Oh!

Actually, it's, , , it's kind of burning,

- Oh, it's already working, - No, no, no, no, no,

Burning,

Of course it's working,

It burns!

It burns!

Ow!

- Ya-how! - Okay,

Don't mix it with water, it's unstable,

Ahh!

Oh, can the crying, frank, and get over here,

Well, well, well,

Check this out,

He had Ion_ fan_s

ftncl _I0win_ eyes and he ItJn_ed at I_e.

When t ttJI_ned aI_otJnd.

there was this dog,

Jelly was in the bowl,

Cherry jelly,

Huh,

So, , ,

the legends are true,

Oh, I need that dog,