Do Jasoos

You've heard the heroic deeds of us detectives.

Now if any son of a gun stands up and asks us..

How can we be of use to you

Yes, tell us.

Suppose your sister or daughter receives a proposal.

And you want to find out abut the boy's character.

Come to us. We can easily find out his negatives.

Whether he smokes or not.

- Whether he indulges in gambling - And to what extent.

- Whether he drinks. - And which brand.

Country or English.

Drinks by the bottle or barrels.

- Does he spend his own cash. - Or have a ball on others' money.

You are right.

Not only this, if you have earned black money.

And your son elopes with the money and his girl friend.

What will you do?

You come straight to us.

We will find the son and give half the black money to the government.

And pay half to the father and get him locked up!

He means we'll pay the son his half and give him and his girl a happy end.

Right. What we call immortal love.

- Very true. - Very sensible guys.

They want the welfare of the public.

Hail Detective Dharamchand!

Hail Detective Karamchand!

Hail Two Detectives!

There's a notice here.

All creditors note that we've gone to Kashmir on an assignment.

We might even have to proceed to Switzerland.

We will return in 4 months. We'll clear all debts then.

4 months ago they had put up a similar notice.

That they had gone to Jhumri Talaiya for a case.

But they were found eating peanuts in Chinchpokli!

And the rogues ran for their lives on seeing me!

They're cads! They haven't paid us and have gone to Kashmir!

what times are upon us!

What an idea! You've fooled all!

We got rid of the creditors and are sitting here cool.

But how long will this go on?

Why are you thinking of that? l've forbidden you many times!

This business won't run in our country!

When suspense novels don't sell, how will the business do well?

But James Bond films run.

No point arguing.

Actually we've never paid attention to our work.

We worked for society, got after the corrupt, the ration seller.

How will a customer come to a shop that is always locked?

We never thought of that.

No social service from now!

Personal jobs begin.

Our shop will always remain open. Day and night service!

l'll go out the secret way and open the door.

What are you doing? There are people outside!

You'll get thrashed the moment you open the door!

Must be the telephone company. They're cutting our line.

- Haven't paid the bill. - Flatter them and say.

Our shop has started. We'll pay in no time.

Give us some more time..

l can't. l know you are very busy.

You may charge me double the fees but come over immediately.

Double fees for what? First tell us the job.

l can tell you in person.

l'm very worried. Come immediately.

lmmediately? How can we do that?

So many people are outside.

We have a long line of customers waiting outside.

- We can't come now. - Come anyway.

l will be grateful.

All right. Give us your address.

Fine, we're on our way.

We just thought of work and it plonked into our laps.

Hurry!

You are here?

l was expecting you. Come in.

What a luxurious house!

What happened?

Diamond ring? Looks expensive.

You've found it!

This belonged to my departed wife.

l've been worried about it for a year!

And you found it on arrival!

You misunderstand. My foot got caught.

The fact of the matter is this is what he's famous for.

His lucky feet found the ring.

Yes, you've just seen the trailer.

Watch the full film and you'll be floored!

Tell us, what we can do for you.

- You can do a lot. - Get it done fast.

My daughter, Hema got angry and has gone away somewhere.

- You must find her. - That's very easy.

Print her photo in the paper Any Tom will bring her back.

This adventure is worthless for us international detectives.

You don't understand. She's getting married next Monday.

lf her picture appears in the newspapers.

And her in-laws find out she has eloped with her boyfriend.

Who will marry her?

His story is very emotional.

The lndian tragedy of an lndian father.

- This case is strong. - We must accept it.

Don't worry. We'll find Hema within two days.

But don't forget the promise on the phone of the double fees.

No way. l'll pay you 5000 bucks for this case!

- Five... - Thousand?

lf that's not enough, we'll include 5000 for finding the ring too.

What's wrong?

But will we get some advance?

Yes, how much?

- 50 or 100.. - At least 1000.

One thou.

One thousand? Here.

Here you are.

Do you have a picture of the girl?

Picture? Sure.

You stay here. l'll get it.

She has more photos of her friends than herself.

My dear daughter. l wonder where you are at this moment.

My glasses!

Where are my glasses?

lt broke!

Which picture is hers?

Which one.

Must be this one.

What happened?

My glasses fell off and l can't see well without them.

This is my daughter.

Start looking for her.

We'll get her back by evening.

What luck! For the first time we've got such a big contract.

- Also got the money! - That's fine but.

We'll have to do a lot of running around for her.

lf we have to run around, let's take Radha along.

- Let's get her! Come on! - Yes!!

Where is our Radha?

- Quietly hand her over to us. - Don't get hot under the collar.

Cough up cash and take her away.

You think we've come without cash. Give him the money!

- We're no longer broke! - How much?

- Two hundred bucks! - Here you are.

- Where's Radha? - There she is.

Dear Radha!

My beloved l know how the days went by without you!

This doesn't start.

Will it start without petrol?

Karamchand never remembers that he's never filled Radha with fuel!

Guys! Give us a little shove.

Enough. You may leave.

There's a car coming.

Remove the hook. He has turned!

l doubt your integrity.

What? Don't you know how much l love you?

l can give up my life for you!

Then why won't you marry me?

l disregarded my family honour and eloped just because of you!

Now you're neither marrying me nor taking me away from this city!

What do you want?

l want a lot.

You ran away from home with just a few thousand worth of jewels.

lf you'd got more jewelry, the marriage would've been great!

You mean you eloped with me for my father's wealth not for me!

You cheated me!

- Caught him! - What are you doing?

Why are you beating me?

Case closed. Don't beat him. This is not that girl!

Let me go!

Oh yes. Sorry baby. l thrashed your greedy lover away.

Well done. At least it opened the poor girls' eyes.

He would have ruined this innocent girl's life!

- Go home. - l can't face anyone.

l made a big mistake in trusting him and eloping.

l have no option but to commit suicide!

Don't ever make that mistake.

Go home. Your parents will forgive you.

Really? You think Daddy will forgive me?

Children always make mistakes and parents always forgive them.

l will go home right away. Thank you very much.

l think this is the season for girls to run away from home.

- Let's find our cheque of 10000. - Sit in the side car.

Many girls and boys in this park. There's a chance here.

Absolutely.

What do you want?

- Sorry, nothing. - Bloody fools!

Forgive us.

You see a young girl alone and want to tease her!

- Help! - No..!

This is a very difficult task.

We're getting thrashed and who knows what she's doing with her boy friend.

The good Lord, ever merciful and omnipotent, omnipresent.

Make our mission successful. Take us to the lost girl.

We'll donate half the money, 5000 rupees to you.

The all powerful Allah, help us find the lost girl.

We'll donate half the money as charity in your name to the poor.

- We've made a big blunder! - What is that?

We're going to get a reward of 10000.

But we've promised to give three gods half a share.

That makes it 15000. Where will we get another 5000?

First let us lay our hands on it. Then l'll sort out the gods.

You're not aware that Gods are not greedy at all.

They only demand true devotion.

Devotion? That we are!