No Sleep 'Til Christmas

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. Just... just a little hungry.

Well, I'm glad we could get together tonight.

New Year's Eve is getting closer and closer.

When we're getting married.

Come here.

Mwah.

And I have terrific news.

I've managed to clear my schedule between now and then,

so I'm available to help you two lovebirds

with every aspect of your wedding planning.

Oh, thank you, Mama.

Oh, sweetheart.

- Mwah! - Mwah!

Lizzie, why don't you pass by the house on Saturday

so I can hear all your wonderful ideas.

All my wonderful ideas.

Yay..

142 sheep, 143 sheep, 144 sheep.

Maybe we should try switching sides.

Ah!

You never know.

- - Lizzie?

Lizzie?

A cute delivery girl just dropped these off for you.

Shall I read the note?

- Hmm. - "To my darling fiancée."

Oh, I still love that word.

"Happy Thanksgiving.

"I know you're tired,

"and I can't believe you have to work today,

but that's also why I love you so much." Aww.

"Only six weeks before we get married,

"and I can't wait.

Love you, Josh. Kiss, kiss, kiss."

- Mm. - Seriously?

"Ugh"?

I would die for this.

Sorry, I'm just...

oh, wow, they're so beautiful.

God, they're so beautiful. I'm so horrible.

Lizzie, babe, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine. I'm just tired.

I'm so tired. But I'm fine.

I'm fine!

Wow, we have a lot of work to do.

Let's do this. Let's do this. Oh, my God, I need coffee.

Yeah, I'm going to bring some crystals,

just to kind of change this vibe too.

Wow, they're so beautiful.

Welcome to Chicago's Thanksgiving Day parade

On the day when America just loves to gobble up

-44 million juicy turkeys. -

- Oh... - Hey!

Oh, I thought I set the timer lower,

but it should be all right.

Come on. Come on.

God, it's so loud.

- -

Oh!

Come on.

I love sweet potatoes.

Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.

How are you?

You know...

I don't think this is working.

Yeah, you're right. We'll just get some Chinese.

No, it's not the food. It's this. It's us.

What are you talking about? We're great together.

No. We want to be great together.

But if we were great together,

first of all you'd be able to sleep with me.

We do it all the time.

Not sex, Billy. Sleep.

Oh, Nic, I...

I haven't been able to sleep properly in years.

You know that. If I didn't want to be with you,

- then... - You what, Billy?

You're way too much of a mess to have any idea what you want.

Look at this place. Where do we even...

The T-shirts, okay? You wanted to sell them,

and you've never even printed them.

And you wanted to do something cool with the crates,

but they're just sitting there.

And you want to be with me.

Guess what?

It doesn't mean anything.

I'm sorry, Billy.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I am going to do something great with those crates.

- Lizzie? - Sorry. Sorry, babe.

I didn't mean to wake you up. I just...

I think I'm going to go for a drive.

- Why? Was I snoring? - No.

No, it's just... my mind is spinning.

I can't think of a wonderful idea I had for the wedding.

And, I mean, you know how your mom is.

Yeah, she's great, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, she's...

Hey, listen,

if you're stressing out about the wedding, please don't.

It's going to be great.

You're going to be great.

Thank you.

I know. I'm fine. I just...

I need to get some sleep.

You want me to come with you?

No, no, no. You sleep, okay?

My sexy surgeon.

I'll crack this, I promise.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I'm working nights this week,

but I will call you tomorrow at work,

and we can brainstorm.

Table plan.

We need to make a table plan.

It's a shame, man.

She was the best thing you got going for you.

I know. I'm surprised she stayed with me that long.

Yeah, man, you just need to learn how to sleep.

Billy, get your ass into gear. Drink on your own time.

Look at poor Vivian.

She's sweating her cute tush off.

- Screw you, Mark. - Hey, listen,

when she passes the bar, I hope she sues your sexist ass.

I think you mean sexy ass.

Thank you, but he's right, though.

I was sweating my tush off.

Now she's got to sue herself.

I can't wait to get my own place.

How long you been saying that?

Oh, I'm sorry, do you have money I can borrow?

Because the bank doesn't want to give me any.

Really? Man, you such a good, reliable bet too.

This is wild, man. All right, I'm going to bounce.

All right. Catch the game later?

I really can't. Got to plan for Rosie's party.

You haven't forgotten, have you?

Of course I haven't forgotten. She's my goddaughter.

When is it again?

You were driving at night in sunglasses?

- Did that work? - No!

But it might if I keep trying.

I don't know, Krissie. This is getting serious.

I've always slept well.

Like, lots of lovely deep sleep.

Now I get an hour at best.

And I have tried everything.

Okay, how about acupuncture?

Acupuncture, acupressure, hypnosis.

- Drugs. - Doxepin.

Doxylamine. Diphenhydramine.

Quazepam. Zolpidem.

That's a lot of drugs.

Krissie, what am I going to do?

I don't know, and to be honest, your timing really sucks.

We're entering Christmas party season, and we're supposed to be

one of Chicago's leading event planning companies.

I know. I'm sorry. I just...

You know what? This is Josh's mother's fault.

I swear to God, this only started when she decided

to turn our wedding into the New Year's Eve

social event of the year.

But you always wanted a big wedding.

And if anyone can pull it off...

It should be me, I know.

But right now, if I don't get any sleep,

it's going to ruin everything.

I am so excited about planning

all of these amazing events!

Okay.