Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

Why does a grocery store even have this kind of money?

Because it's hella shady!

Call your friends over so we can have a little talk.

He wants us to pick something up for him in Canada.

It's just wrapping paper.

We have a business proposition to clean your fake money.

- What are you proposing? - Let us do it, right here.

Fake money in, real money out.

What do you want?

- You can't just walk in here. - The door was open.

Beth, who's your new friend?

Is he the reason you're not wearing your ring?

Oh, my God. I want you out.

- What? - Yeah, I want you gone now.

I have cancer.

Agent Turner, I saw this guy.

Okay, he was with the three of them before,

and I saw him again yesterday.

Whatever they're into, he is involved.

Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Boland.

- Can I help you? - I'm hoping you can.

- Cute kids. - Aw, thanks, we like them.

Yeah, most of the time.

And how's the neighborhood treating you?

- Pretty quiet, mostly, or? - Is something going on?

Oh, just some ugliness bleeding in from the city.

- We try to stay on top of it. - Well, that sounds scary.

Yeah, you guys seen anything weird?

Like what?

You know, people that don't

quite go with the vibe here.

Actually, I have.

That guy, the, um, the... the guy.

Question, is it illegal to throw dog poop

into other people's trash bins?

Because we have this guy in the neighborhood, who, uh...

it's probably not FBI jurisdiction.

I'm guessing not.

Those are government bins, right?

- So... -

Let me know if you see anything out of the ordinary.

Copy that, we will be your eyes and ears.

Yes. And thank you, Agent Turner.

Jimmy.

Yeah, I'll show you out.

So yeah, this guy, he walks his dog,

- and he's like a great Dane... - Mm-hmm.

We shouldn't do it.

What do you mean we shouldn't do it?

I mean we shouldn't clean a bunch of counterfeit money

when the FBI is on our trail.

It was your idea!

Can you all keep it down please?

Look, they're not on our trail, okay?

- He was in my kitchen. - Stan is in my bedroom.

If the guy knew anything, he would have just said it.

He gave his card to me, and not to Dean.

Well, maybe he didn't know if Dean could read.

Look, I got fancy lawyer bills

coming out the wazoo, dawg!

I talked to her for 15 minutes, it cost me 800 dollars!

You know how much a criminal lawyer costs?

I need this payday; we didn't get the last one.

We all need it.

But let's not be stupid about it.

What's stupid is if we screw this up.

Because Gang Friend is not going to give us another shot.

Gang friend?

Probably some teenagers, like,

stole an Xbox or something.

- I promise you, it was nothing. - It wasn't nothing!

- It was the FBI. - Okay, so it was two Xboxes.

- Freeze, ladies. -

- Huh? - Whoa, hey.

- Look at you. - Huh? What's up, y'all.

- Hey. -

First day as an officer in training.

Mm-hmm. Now tell me,

would you pull over if you saw all this

coming at you in the rearview?

Oh, I'd pay the ticket on the spot.

I mean, I'd run, but you'd catch me in five seconds.

Hear that? Getting real now, huh?

Oh yeah, realer by the minute.

- What about sun block? - Nancy has the spray kind.

I guess if you can afford to go to Hawaii,

you can afford the spray kind.

Don't eat just mac and cheese, okay?

I know how to make at least two to five other dishes.

And set your alarm for work.

I am a fully functioning adult human.

- You're not good alone. - I can take care of myself.

I mean, sometimes.

Okay, I love you, I'm going to miss you.

Have the best time, I promise I will not call

unless it's an emergency.

- Okay. - Okay?

- All right. - Okay, hey, love ya.

Love ya.

Never put no one above ya!

- Miss you, miss you, bye. - Miss you, okay.

Well, am-scray, I'm like, dying for some alone time.

- I love you so much, Mom. - I love you, baby.

- Bye! - Bye!

- - Bye!

Bye!

All right, what if I just mark you down

for like clean up or something?

I'd really love to, I just don't have any time right now.

Oh, my God, what happened to your car?

Oh, got Kenny a BB gun.

When did we start this service?

Anyway, think about it, B. I'll call you.

Okay.

What do you want?

Careful with those snacks.

I don't want to spend my weekend cleaning up this car.

Yeah, I'm not sure I see the problem.

- You and me both, brother. - Annie.

I just would like to take this moment

to personally thank you for this opportunity.

I promise you, we're going to iron this out.

- We're going to make you proud. - Okay, hold up, Annie.

Y'all asked for a piece of this.

Yes, we did, sir. That's true.

That was before the FBI dropped by.

Okay, let's just calm down, sorry.

She just kind of does this, it's all part of the process.

What is that supposed to mean?

Hmm, I don't know, you begged our parents for a piano,

and they dropped three grand on a baby upright.

And guess who decides she'd rather play violin?

I'm staying out of it.

It sounds like y'all got a lot to work out.

- So... - Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait a second, don't you want to take your product?

This ain't the Girl Scouts.

You can't give the cookies back.

Aren't you worried about the FBI?

- Nah. - See?

There's a distribution system.

You've been distributed to.

What... what does that mean?

It means you're on the hook now.

- It's like, 100 grand. - Oh, you don't got to wash it.

Then what do we do with it?

Burn it, eat it, wipe your ass with it.

And then write me a check.

Because either way, I'm coming to collect.

Hey.

Guess who ended up taking the piano lessons?

Six years. It's gonna be fine.

What?

Okay, the pins represent the stores

with the biggest ticket items.

We've got blue for electronics, yellow for appliances...

Is this the same map you used for Black Friday?

Yes, but I expanded it,

because it is way too risky to shop locally right now.

Damn, you really upped your crafting game, Martha.

Hey, hey. There is a system.

I am trying to keep us organized

so that we don't get caught.

- Okay... - What if they test the bills?

I once saw a guy at 7/11 get straight up tased.

Well, at least he wasn't arrested.

And then he got arrested.

I used a security pen from work on one of the 20's.

We're not getting tased or arrested.

This cash is primo.

The red bands are the fake money.

So when you make a return, you put on a green band.

- And you keep it separate. - Red goes out, green comes in.

Just like Christmas.

This is who we are now, huh?

I mean...

desperate times.

We can do this.

We're just normal women, shopping.

With money to burn, baby!

All right, you saved $5.21.

- Thanks a lot. - Have a good one.

Next.

- Find everything okay? - Yeah.

Couldn't decide.

I see that.

$4,822.38.

Wha... what's that?

We have to check our large bills.

You guys don't use the pen thingy?