Superstore

I'm pregnant.

You're... pregnant?

With... a baby?

Sorry, obviously that's... um.

Uh, who...

Uh, it's Adam.

Oh, yeah, Adam. Adam.

It was just a... it was a one-time thing.

How's... how's Adam doing?

He's... he's good.

Great, great. That's... tell him I said hi.

Um.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.

I don't know.

Why did you kiss me?

I just... I wanted to.

Before everything changed.

I can't even...

You know what?

No. Forget it.

Nope.

Uh-uh.

Just a reminder that it's still Haitian Heritage Month.

So if you have a customer

and you think they might be Haitian,

feel free to offer them a sticker.

Also, it is Mother's Day this weekend,

and corporate says mothers are in this year.

So we're gonna be hitting that hard.

Well, that's it for the prepared announcements.

Now I'll open it up to the room,

in case anyone has something they'd like to say.

Maybe about Mother's Day?

Well, my mom broke parole, so I think that this

- is gonna be the last... - No, Cheyenne.

Amy has the floor.

Oh.

Okay, I see.

Hey guys, I'm pregnant.

- Oh, my God. - What?

- Wow. - What?

Oh, my God, out of nowhere.

I know what you're thinking, but I only told, like,

three people, so this is not on me.

It's fine. Everybody would have

been able to tell soon anyway.

I guessed last week when you plowed through that pile of taquitos.

It wasn't a pile of taquitos.

It was a couple taquitos.

Don't worry. I couldn't tell.

- Did you know? - No.

Mm-mm. No, I didn't know until just now.

That is wild, and wacky stuff.

I did not know that.

Well, I could tell already. I compared the pictures.

- What pictures... - What pictures?

Oh! That explains why you didn't wanna come

on my "Gossip Girl" bar crawl.

Uh-huh. That was why.

We have a lot of work to do, so let's just

burn through all of this. Amy is pregnant.

The baby is Adam's. I was the first to know

because I am her best friend, and, Justine, no one went

to your bar crawl because you are unpleasant to be around.

Unpleasant in bed.

- Lame. - I'm gonna give it to her.

- Nice one. - Thank you.

Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. This weekend is Mother's Day.

I don't know your mother, but given what women

have gone through this past year I think

it's pretty safe to say, she needs this.

- Hey. - Hey.

So, um, we should probably talk.

Honestly, it's fine.

I'm all good, really. Nothing to talk about.

Okay.

Um, but, you know, if we were gonna talk,

I might say something like,

"Ah, I was in a weird place emotionally and..."

But we're not gonna talk, right?

So no need to do this.

There, that looks right.

I'm gonna go help Kelly.

Hey, you.

And something else you might want to know is,

Amy's pregnant!

Um, "quarterly reports" really mainly just refers to the financials.

I don't know who Amy is.

- The floor manager. - I'm her best friend.

- So. - Okay.

Uh, few things on our end:

we're figuring out which store will host

the next CEO Town Hall meeting,

and with your story of rebuilding after the tornado,

you guys are on the short list.

Oh. So, the CEO may come to this store

that we're in right now?

That's... interesting.

If he needs a place to stay, he can have my master bedroom.

Jerusha and I could share Timur's trundle bed.

My place is quieter.

Do you know what kind of shampoo he uses?

- I usually make my own. - My guess is

that he would stay at a hotel, but for now,

if you could send us a photo of your team,

that would help with promotional materials.

We'll get you 100 photos.

1,000!

One's good.

Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, we have a bit of an emergency...

Garrett! Garrett! We need to make an announcement.

I'm in the middle of something right now.

This is urgent! Attention, employees.

We need you to assemble in the front of the store

for a group photo in ten minutes.

Give me that.

And look sharp!

We... no! We have a chance to have CEO,

Neil Penderson, in our store!

This is not a prank.

Neil! Penderson!

As I was saying, there's a missing child.

His name is Caden. He has brown hair,

is eight years old, and is wearing overalls.

So, uh, I guess those two things.

Group photo. Missing kid.

Hey, yo, Amy!

Heard you got a baby all up in them guts.

- Yeah, congrats. - Thank you.

Mad props on not getting scooped out.

Choose life y'all, what's up?

Okay.

We brought you some of Harmonica's

old baby stuff we were gonna give to Goodwill.

Then we were like, why deal with the middle man

when we can just do the charity right onto you?

Oh, okay. Thank you.

But I'm not a charity case.

Oh, there's some good stuff in here.

Oh, that baby. That's a good baby.

Oh, it's clean.

- It's clean. - Oh!

- Look, so cute. - Aw, that's sweet.

Little bitch. Oh.

But what if it's a boy then?

It's like a pretty funny slam on him.

Little bitch.

- All right. - Yeah.

Okay, everyone, I need your shirts tucked

and your guts sucked.

Pretty people up front. Uggos in the back.

- Um, Glenn. - Hm?

Could I be in the picture?

Oh, I wish that you could, Sandra,

but somebody's got to take the picture.

Maybe next year.

Okay, it's just that I was the one who took it last year

and the year before that.

- Did you change for this? - I want to shine.

Is it a crime to shine?

I like it. You look like a car freshener.

- Thank you. - Okay, Heather.

Sweetie, get some self-esteem.

Come up to the front. Amanda, way back.

Like you're going for a fly ball.

Jonah, you're gonna show off your tight little bod right here.

This is more uncomfortable than flattering.

Half-pint, right there.

Oh, how big of a smile do you want?

It hurts a little, but I can show all of my teeth.

Let's go with all the teeth.

Single mother, Rodriguez. Here we go.

They can't tell I'm single in a photo, Dina.

Sure.

Okay, now let's look like a family.

Okay, everyone put your arms around each other.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Jonah, both arms. Pregnancy's not contagious.

Have you two never taken a picture?

Some of us have to pee.

Okay, we're ready! Let's do this!

That's the spirit.

Okay, everyone. Big smiles.

There's a spot open in the middle.

I could set a timer

- and run in and... - Nope! I got it!

Oh, okay.

I guess that works too.

Okay, here we go.

That is a group photo. Of our group.

Yeah, doesn't exactly scream "CEO."

- It seems fine to me. - Exactly.

It's just fine. That's a good way of putting it.

- That's not what I meant. - You know what?

I just don't feel anything when I look at it.

I want to see tornado survivors.

Right! Like on "CNN Heroes,"

you get a sense of the struggle.

This doesn't feel like "CNN Heroes."

Well, this is a still image, and that's a television show.