Soulmates

There was before the test,

then there is after.

I figured it was time.

I didn't ever think I would ever find someone,

I'm a bit of a weirdo, you know...

-I took the test. -And I met my match.

I met my match all right.

I can't imagine life without him.

She made me feel alive again for the first time in years.

Since the discovery of the soul particle in 2023,

Soul Connex has helped more than 15 million people

find their perfect match.

With over 20,000 clinics worldwide,

your soulmate is one simple test away.

Honestly, it's like the best feeling ever.

It's what I've wanted all my life.

I honestly feel like I can fly.

You can find your happiness here.

Soul Connex, your future is waiting.

Good afternoon. You're through to Soul Connex.

Do you have a reference number?

Nicola? We're ready for you.

- Hi, this is Soul Connex. - How can I help you?

All right. We're going to start the machine now.

It's perfectly harmless but if you want to stop at any time,

just raise your right hand.

Whose turn is it?

It's yours.

What?

Why did I drink so much last night?

Because you love the taste of wine.

Oh.

-I do love the taste of wine. -Uh-huh.

Oh. All right. I got it.

No. Stop.

Stop.

Love you.

- Sammy, you need to eat. - Eat your food.

-No. -Take that. Come on. Take that.

-Franklin! -Come on Sammy, Mommy is grumpy today.

-No. -Franklin, you're making this harder for me.

I'm sorry.

-Eat your food Sammy. -Ella, have some banana, please.

Open front door. We're in the kitchen.

Hey all. This arrived for you. I think they got the address wrong again.

-Hey, thanks. -Hey, Frankie.

You know how I love it when you call me that.

Oh sorry, Franklin.

Thank you, Jennifer.

- Hey Nik. Can I have a word? -Now?

It'll just take a few minutes.

-Uh... -It's personal.

Okay.

It's a medical issue.

Yeah, fine.

-I've gotta go to work. -Five minutes.

Come on. Can you pick her up please.

Come on.

I gotta go to work.

So do I need to sterilize anything first or...

Oh, my God.

-You're taking the test? -Booked and paid for.

-Ah, but... -Please don't say "But you're married".

-But you are... -I know.

-...married. -Yes and I think to the wrong guy.

What about the kids?

Oh, I knew you'd judge me.

No, I'm not judging you. I'm...

Okay, yeah, no, I'm judging you a little bit.

Honestly, I thought you'd be on my side.

You and me. We got married too young.

And now with the test, things have changed.

I mean, not for me.

Yeah, that's 'cause you're lucky. You married the right guy.

Imagine if you were married to someone like Steve.

Jen, you're having a moment. Yeah?

It's okay, it happens, it's... It's marriage,

but have you ever thought that maybe you're having a...

Maybe you're having a mid-life crisis.

I look around me and I see people living their best lives.

Like they've found the answer to some secret.

And I hate them. I really hate them.

And I also wanna be one of them.

-Okay. Well, I hope you know what you're doing. -Does it sound like me?

Not even a little bit.

Will you come with me to the clinic? For support.

Uh. No, I don't...

-Please, Nikki. -Come on...

I'm scared I won't go through with it.

Maybe that's a good thing.

In my head, it's already happened.

It would just be putting off the inevitable.

-Where's Mommy? Come on.

Mommy's there.

Please.

Uh, okay.

Okay.

You've always been my favorite babysitter.

-No I mean... I mean, neighbor. -Come on.

Bye.

Nikki, I've got to go to work. Coming.

honey, can you do your top button up, please?

Why? Why should I do my top button?

Why? Because we're going to a wedding, it's polite. We're going to be late.

Mm-mm. We'll be fine.

No. I can't be late to my own brother's wedding.

We'll be fine. We're always late.

It's just part of our charm.

Hm, I don't want it to be our charm

I feel like we've been at a wedding every week.

Hm. That's because we have.

- Yeah. - Sammy, come on.

-Sammy. -I'm not giving him back.

Well, you have to because I don't like you.

-That's not very nice to Mommy. -Hey, that's not nice.

I am not giving you these back but you can't...

Behave yourself or if you don't, I'm gonna grab your foot.

And I'm gonna take your shoe. And I'm gonna make your shoe my shoe.

Franklin, come on. -Okay, my bad.

-We're gonna be late. -We'll be fine.

Big test today. Oh, wow. Hey, guys.

Peter, we are truly sorry.

- That's okay. - Hi.

Yeah, that's my sister, everyone.

Hello, uh, as you were.

Yeah, always late.

Hey, uh, hey, hey, Nik, your new sister in law.

- Hi, wow. You're beautiful. - Hello.

Thank you.

-Yes she is, I told you, right. -Yeah, you did.

So I'm gonna get back to my wedding now, if that's...

- Is that okay? - Please do.

All right. So where, what was I?

Six weeks ago, I was, uh,

well, I was approaching 50,

I was single, I was depressed,

I was eating Hot Pockets every single night.

I think I was what is technically known as "a real catch".

-Uh.

So I thought, why not?

I mean, it is science, right?

So I took the test.

And, uh, and it was this unbelievable woman.

And two weeks later, my soulmate

- is now my wife. - Aww.

Yeah I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right.

So, a toast to my beautiful wife.

And Rose, I'm so happy you said yes.

Let's get drunk.

Not you.

Two people who grew up on the same street,

took the test and found out they were soulmates.

I mean, we didn't just grow up together,

we were, uh, high school sweethearts...

Hey, babe.

Hey.

So, tell me, what did you think when you got the results?

So... No, wait, you first. Uh...

Woo-hoo. I mean, I couldn't believe it. A dream come true.

Hm. Such a dream. Such a dream.

How was my day?

Well, it's funny you should ask.

It was a long but, you know, it was okay.

Danny still pretends he can't do numbers,

so I had to reform all of the accounts

in accordance with the new tax codes.

It was epic. Yeah.

The janitor slow clapped me on my way up.

Huh?

Never mind.

Why are you watching this crap?

When did we stop being the normal ones?

What do you mean?

I mean this.

-Us. -Huh.

You're looking at it.

I'm gonna take a shower.

I don't like saying you know when you know, but...

I just knew it. I always knew it.

So you guys are really lucky, aren't you?

But hey, look, here we are, we're proof, you know.

Well, this is too cute.

So I just pulled my pants up and got the hell out of there.

But now, I wanna give it up to uh, my wife.

- Holy shit. Uh, for uh... So weird hearing you say that.

making the food and getting everyone together.

I feel like we kinda got it backwards, right?

You know. First a wedding, then we get to meet each other's friends.

So... So like Peter, you took the test first?

-Uh-huh. Yeah. -Oh.

Yeah, and I was a month later.

Yeah, it was a long month.

And did you guys like feel the... Feel the pull?

What's the pull?

It's this thing that people say, the feeling that they get

when their match has taken the test,

they get this sense that some one's out there looking for them.

So is it... Is it true or is it bullshit?

-Hm. -So it is true.

-I was with someone else... -Okay.