The first 200 lines.
Dad's pride and joy.
He wanted you to have it.
Goodbye!
Look, Zoe,
I'm still not convinced that this is a good idea.
What if your car breaks down?
Have you seen the American southwest? I mean, it's vast, desolate!
I'll be okay.
You'll be alone.
And there's a lot of crazies out there.
Me too.
Just, promise me you'll stay to the highways.
God, not another picture.
I've been crying all day, I am a disaster.
Vroom! Vroom! Ready or not, here I come Z
GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK
Are you ready for me? Your GTO Babe!
Welcome to NEW MEXICO The Land of Enchantment
Authentic HAND MADE native Gifts
Please. Don't let them take me.
You stay a while.
Ain't no finders keepers around here, angel.
Well, now, that's what she must be.
'Cos only an angel would give a flying fuck about a savage.
What you got there?
Whoa! She's tough!
Look at those fucking eyes.
Now, that is a knife.
Ha ha ha...!
Fucking dead!
No, no, no...
Don't you shed a tear for him.
Don't you dare.
The only good gut eater is a dead gut eater.
Now that, that should be a commandment.
Come on.
Hand it over, angel.
Come on.
If you act like a lady, I'll treat you like a lady.
If you act like a bitch, I'll...
- That's right, angel, fly away! - Fly!
If she gets away, Trey, that's all she rote.
Look at the way she's moving. Oh oh oh...
One more, one more. Right there.
Come on now, Creed, this is like tying up a piggie!
Whoa!
Huh, come on. I fucking dare you!
You like that, don't you?
You like that nice shaft sliding down that throat, don't you?
Holy shit!
You like?
Come on now, West.
All work, no play,
gives man blue fucking balls.
She don't belong here.
She ain't someone worth a squirt. No one gives a fuck about.
- She's a deaf-mute. - Reckon she's color blind too.
Fuck this shit!
If you don't like pussy, West, then get the fuck out!
There's a whole shit load of changes since you been gone.
You ain't the big man on campus no more.
Hey, Trey...
You know what I think?
I think Ol' West suppose been spending a little too much time with them soldiers of fortune.
Or maybe you just prefer them two injuns?
You like them tight little brown butt holes?
Enough with this fucking john.
Let's have some fucking fun!
Yeah!
Welcome to Acme
Yeah.
I need the phone number to the Police Department in Acme, New Mexico.
Acme?
Acme.
Now, now, now...
This hurts me more than it does you.
You're gonna have to excuse this accommodation.
The bridal suite was taken.
Easy baby...
Look.
You need to look, doll, and listen.
I ain't a monster, huh.
You are in the presence of a great man.
Do you know who my great great grandaddy was?
Joseph West.
That's right.
Brigadier General Joseph Rodman West.
That's his blood flows through these veins...
and my brothers.
He's one of the greatest Americans who ever lived.
Kicked some major Apache ass.
Seeing is believing.
Ho. Ta-da...
Most of them are my grandaddy's work.
Me, I'm just getting started making my contribution.
Hello, boys.
This...
This is the chief Mangas Coloradas, himself
He tried to trick my grandaddy into some kind of truce.
Tried to play the general for a fool.
But the last thing this white flag waving buffalo humper saw coming,
was his head being flayed, flambeed and boiled.
Look at him fucking split.
Yeah.
I'm not sure who the assholes in the Smithsonian think they got.
But this here, this is the real deal.
That war paint is a nice touch, huh?
It gives you goosebumps, don't it?
What've you got?
Come on!
That's it. I'm out.
Fuck you guys.
Now, you win her ass.
You know what. You get her to bend down for your taking.
Win-win for you, I guess.
You wise up and watch your tongue, Creed.
We ain't bound by no blood.
You're just some two bit wannabe.
The next fagged joke out of your mouth
and you're going to be choking on your own dick, you understand?
Sure. Whatever you say, West.
Get up!
And get the fuck out of here.
Bye, Creed.
See you boys around.
I love you! I do.
Whoa.
Big bad wolf.
That pet of yours, Trey, can't stay.
She's got to be put down.
Well, I don't know, West.
It's kind of nice, she's having fun feely lying around.
You know, fuck.
She's pretty.
Docile.
She ain't give no lip!
What if she don't show where she was heading?
That news media's going to play her sob story like a broken record.
And there's going to be heat.
A lot of it.
Cody?
I don't know, Trey. But, West has a point.
A handicap girl like that...
This ain't no game, Trey.
I'll make you a deal.
Five Card Draw.
I win, I get to keep her.
Means she's off limit to all you horny dicks.
You win...
and our angel gets her wings.
One wish?
Come live with me.
Be with me.
Yes, forever.
Forever and ever and ever!
Drink. Drink.
SACRED APACHE BURIAL SITE PLEASE KEEP OUT
Do you know who my great great grandaddy was?
Brigadier General...
Joseph Rodman West...
Kicked some major Apache ass.
No...
Now this...
This is the chief Mangas Coloradas, himself
Tried to play the general for a fool.
But the last thing this white flag waving buffalo humper saw coming,
was his head being flayed, flambeed and boiled.
No!
Look at him fucking split.
Mangas... Coloradas.
Zoe.
Oh, no!
At last... I shall bring them hell!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
Press "1" for a collect call.
For assistance, press "0".
One for collect call.
One. One...
After the tone, please state you name.
Dane?
Hello?
You have a collect call from...
Dane?
Oh, my God.
Hi!
It's me, honey. I'm here, baby, I'm alive.
Thank God you're all right.
I've been losing my mind. I've...
I called your sister, I called the police.
I can hear you, honey. I can hear you.
If anything ever happened to you, I...
Please come and get me.
Baby. Baby, slow down.
- I'm alive, baby. I'm alive. - Zoe.
You need to put someone else on.
Put someone else on so they can tell me where you are.
Zoe, I've got to hang up.
I'm going to call the operator and locate the address for this number.
I love you, Dane.
I love you.
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