Night Visitor

*[Never Cry Devil by Willy DeVille playing]

* HEY, LITTLE BOY, THINK YOU'RE COOL *

* TELLING LIES IN SCHOOL *

* SOMEDAY YOU MAY FIND

* YOU STEPPED ACROSS THAT LINE *

* HEY, LITTLE GIRL, YOU THINK YOU'RE NICE *

* HEY, BABY, THINK TWICE *

* YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR RIBBONS AND LACE *

* BUT WHEN HE FINDS YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE *

* NEVER CRY DEVIL, DEVIL

* OR YOU MAY GET YOUR HEART'S DESIRE *

* NEVER CRY DEVIL, NEVER *

* 'CAUSE IF YOU CRY DEVIL

* HE JUST MIGHT COME LOOKIN' FOR YOU *

* HEY, LITTLE KID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? *

* YOU THINK IT'S JUST A GAME

* WELL, ONE NIGHT YOU'LL DISCOVER *

* BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF YOUR MIDNIGHT LOVER *

* NEVER CRY DEVIL, DEVIL *

* OR YOU MAY GET YOUR HEART'S DESIRE *

* NEVER CRY DEVIL, NEVER *

* HE JUST MIGHT LURE YOU INTO THE FIRE *

* NEVER CRY DEVIL, DEVIL *

* 'CAUSE IF YOU CRY DEVIL

* HE JUST MIGHT COME LOOKIN' FOR YOU *

HI, BABY. WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

GET IN.

IN THE BACK.

PLEASE, GET IN THE CAR.

CHILL OUT.

CHILL OUT.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHO ARE YOU?

GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.

THE PEP RALLY WILL TAKE PLACE 35 THIS AFTERNOON ON THE QUAD.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.

OH, SORRY, KELLY. SORRY, KELLY.

BILLY.

LOOK, I KNOW. I KNOW. DON'T SAY IT.

YOU'RE LATE.

I ASKED YOU NOT TO SAY IT.

LOOK, I OVERSLEPT. WHAT CAN I SAY?

SOMETHING NEW.

OH, WELL, SEE, THERE WAS THIS LITTLE OLD MAN THAT WAS CROSSING THE STREET.

BILLY, FORGET IT. I CAN PICK UP THIS MESS.

JUST GO TO CLASS.

ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE?

YES, I'M POSITIVE.

THANKS, KEL. SEE YOU IN CLASS.

EDDIE HAYWARD?

HERE.

UH, BILLY COLTON. HERE.

MR. COLTON.

YOU ARE TARDY NOW FOR THE 8TH TIME,

WHICH MEANS YOU MAY BE HEADED FOR A BRIEF LEAVE OF ABSENCE.

OH, SEE, I WANTED TO BE ON TIME, MR. WILLARD.

REALLY?

YEAH. THERE WAS THIS EMERGENCY THIS MORNING, YOU KNOW.

MMM-HMM? AND, UH, IT WAS EARLY THIS MORNING.

I WAS ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL, WHEN SUDDENLY, UH...

YES, BILLY, WHAT IS IT?

MY MOTHER'S HAIR DRYER EXPLODED.

IT ALMOST KILLED HER.

ENOUGH, MR. COLTON.

SHE HAS TO GO OUT AND BUY A WIG NOW.

SIT DOWN!

UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO DOWN TO MR. WEBBER'S OFFICE

AND ENTERTAIN HIM WITH THIS--

MR. WILLARD?

WHAT, KELLY?

I'M SORRY BILLY WAS LATE, BUT THE COPY MACHINE WAS JAMMED.

AND HE HAD TO HELP ME FIX IT.

REALLY?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW?

YES, SIR. THANK YOU.

MISS FREMONT, HAT.

SORRY.

HOW MANY TIMES?

I'M SORRY.

I HAVE LOST ENOUGH CLASS TIME.

EVERYTHING'S SO AMUSING TO YOU, MR. LOOMIS.

NOW,

IF YOU'LL RECALL, CLASS, THE LAST TIME WE DISCUSSED

HOW POLITICAL OPPORTUNISTS IN BOSTON

AND--AND IN NEW ENGLAND,

NEW SALEM...

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT--WHAT IS...

MISS FREMONT, I SENT...

THERE IS NOTHING HERE IN ORDER.

EVERYTHING IS OUT OF SEQUENCE.

YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY EVERYTHING IS... HMM?

I'M SORRY.

EVERYBODY IS SORRY.

MR. WILLARD?

NOTHING FROM YOU.

NOTHING FROM YOU.

BUT, MR. WILLARD, IT WAS MY FAULT.

WHAT ISN'T YOUR FAULT?

I BUMPED INTO KELLY IN THE HALLWAY.

SHUT UP. NOW.

*[I'm Not Missing You by John Leffler playing]

IS IT TRUE YOU'RE THINKIN' ABOUT ASKING KELLY OUT?

YEAH.

NOW, WHY DON'T I BELIEVE THIS?

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S THE TRUTH.

YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOREVER. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND...

EXCUSE ME? ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD OR WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M SAYING THAT YOU AND KELLY ARE PALS.

YOU DON'T DATE YOUR PALS, BUTT SNIFF.

IT'D BE LIKE DATING ME.

UH, I DON'T THINK SO, SAM.

NO. YOU SEE, KELLY'S PRETTY. HMM?

KELLY'S SMART. MMM-HMM?

AND KELLY'S A GIRL.

BRILLIANT OBSERVATION.

* I'M NOT MISSING YOU

* NO

HELLO.

HEY, NOT SO FAST. HOLD UP.

*

BILL, COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT.

OH, MY GOD.

I GUESS THAT'S THE NEW NEIGHBOR.

IS THIS FAIR?

I HAVE A 93-YEAR-OLD WIDOW LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ME.

WELL, COME ON OVER. I DON'T BITE.

HI, UH, I'M SAM LOOMIS. I, UH, LIVE AROUND THE CORNER. NEED ANY HELP?

I'M LISA GRACE. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

UH, I'M BILLY COLTON.

I-I LIVE NEXT DOOR.

OH, RIGHT, I THINK I MET YOUR MOTHER THIS MORNING.

IN FACT, I INVITED HER OVER FOR DRINKS TONIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?

UH...

OK.

GREAT. THEN I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT, BILLY.

UH, YEAH. SURE.

GREAT.

THEN I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT, BILLY.

SHUT UP, MAN.

LATER.

I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO DO THAT.

HI, MOM. I'M HOME.

I'M IN THE KITCHEN.

HI, MOM.

OK, IF YOU NEED ME TO APPROVE THE DESIGNS, I CAN PROBABLY DO IT TONIGHT.

RIGHT. BUT I GOTTA GO. BILLY'S HOME.

OK. BYE-BYE.

HOW WAS WORK?

FINE. HOW WAS SCHOOL?

OH, IT WAS GREAT. PHYSICS, GERMAN, ALGEBRA.

ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE REAL MEANING IN MY ADULT LIFE.

UH-UH-UH.

THERE'S THIS GREAT NEW INVENTION. IT'S CALLED THE GLASS.

MR. WEBBER, YOUR PRINCIPAL, CALLED AGAIN.

HE SAID YOU'RE ONE LATE-SLIP AWAY FROM SUSPENSION.

YEAH, WELL, WILLARD WRITES ME UP WHEN I'M 5 SECONDS LATE.

THE GUY JUST WON'T GIVE ME A BREAK.

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BREAK WHEN YOU'RE LATE.

YEAH. HE'S GOT A STICK UP HIS...

UH, DON'T SAY IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THE GUY'S ALWAYS GIVING PEOPLE A HARD TIME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK YOU'RE ASKING FOR A HARD TIME.

AND TELLING HIM ALL THOSE STORIES DOESN'T HELP.

MY HAIR DRYER EXPLODED? PLEASE.

HEY, I TRIED.

TRY A LITTLE LESS.

YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SOMEONE LIKE HIM.

BESIDES, YOU ONLY HAVE ANOTHER 3 WEEKS.

MOM, I'LL GRADUATE. OK?

YOU BETTER, IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE MY CAR.

BILLY.

CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

YEAH. SURE.

I GOTTA WORK LATE TONIGHT

AND I PROMISED OUR NEW NEIGHBOR

THAT I'D STOP BY AFTER DINNER FOR A DRINK.

COULD YOU JUST GO OVER AND GIVE HER MY APOLOGIES

AND GIVE HER THIS GOODY BASKET?

UH, YOU WANT ME TO GO OVER THERE

AND BRING A GOODY BASKET?

TONIGHT?

ALONE?

UH, NO PROBLEM, MOM.

BILLY, HI.

HI.

WHERE'S YOUR MOM?

UH, SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

SHE HAD A LAST-MINUTE, UH, MEETING WITH A CLIENT.

OH, TOO BAD.

COME ON IN.

UH, WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

THANK YOU.

WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET.

YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

AT LEAST THE PAINTERS FINISHED MY BEDROOM.

I COULD USE SOME ADVICE ON THE KITCHEN.